suggestions for Jack's band's name

Union of the Millitant Godless

Tate Tidy

Plus One

Fecal Madness

Death and the Maiden

Woe

Woof

Waddlepump

Mirth

Pants

Root Beard

Glean

Leitmotif

Slambake

Shipfitter

Chips Ahoy

Chowder

Bone Tuck

Tent Jobbers

Pimpy Boy

Meatsleeves

Novus Promo

Whitey

Mert

Skeet Healer

Chuck

Chack

Chaff

Choon

Choona

Chackle

Champ

Slamp

Slobe

Slunch

Slipwich

Motelegram

Gravity Cap

Yawnstorm

Irregorgeous

A Whiter Shade of Pam

Hoseworthy

Hog Baton

Toot 'n' Scoot

Chutes 'n' Ladders

Pus

Puss

Scads

Egads

Effort

Lunchbrat

Yakslap

Goatstop

Waistscape

Madge

Madge with a Badge

Hork

Slork

Turnflake

Barth

Bort

Bork

Hiney Beau

Pone

Iffy

Pidge

Iffypidge

Cheez Whizzer

Wheeze Cheeser

Cuz

Whelm

Babe Waiver

Fog Snifter

Wasterbake

Louisinart

Knockin' Boots

Bumpin' Bunnies

Swarthinaires

Piranharama

Giddyap Galahad

Hairsprain

Zodiac Baloney Poke

Bulimia Hissy Fit

JAP-Slap Happening

Po' Boy Root Canal

Bundt Clubber

Dig Dug Redux

Rejoinder

Rejunior

Regenius

Swing-a-Way Holiday

Whirligore

Fungible

Quantum Mechanical Panic Attack

Cattle Sabbatical

Bored of Ed

Heather Netherworld

Toilet Duck

Easter Egg Sewer Druids

Koalapotatamus

Cranial Hiatus

Baby Scrape

The Rachel Block

The Manful Struggles

Ellen Degenocide

Jack Rubyiat

Munch

Boswell

There are 2 we already like:

Sub-culture (even though it is a NO song)

Depth Charge (Jack's suggestion, i like it)

And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

Twatto wrote: And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

You fucker. I spent ages nicking them from other sites.

Shampanyov Cocktail

Christopher Owens wrote:

Twatto wrote: And surprisingly,i dont like any of those. Except Plus One, that sounds pretty cool

You fucker. I spent ages nicking them from other sites.

Oh, in that case...

Well maybe come up with one yourself, and ill like it..? Shampaynov cocktail is...erm....original at least...:)

Allright:

Rubber Johnny and the Foreskins

Twatto wrote: Shampaynov cocktail is...erm....original at least...:)

OK, here's another: Daisy Cutter...A bomb that is designed to detonate at "0.3 to 2 m above ground, minimizing the cratering effect and maximizing the blast effect...The atmospheric overpressure and seismic event are terrifying to all on the ground." Been known to blow heads off.

twat. before you dismiss it. it is shot and simple, stands out from the crowd, and conveys a certain attitude.

It took my band ages to come up with a name

Last Night ["Hi, I'm Marc from Last Night"] Crackwhores ["Hi, we're crackwhores"] Naked Female Strippers Dancing Midgets With Chainsaws [the two obviously lead to disappointment when the band appears]

or how about Jack Hook and the Hookers.

Meth Lab Explodes

go with Mint.

Ace Riders.

The Cum Dumpsters

If it's Jack's band (as distinguished from a band Jack is in):

Union Jacks

Jackhammer

Fallis Cymbol

The Minters

A Means To An End

Power, Corruption, & Lies

Last Call for the White Man

Sound Cuntrol

Hmmm, pretty good. Keep em comin! Lol

Skeet skeet skeet

Rocket Micks

(you'll need to speak to his solicitor)

GT

jack and the whoops

stalingrad

Think a certain Mr Kane might take umbrage if the boy Hook goes with Depth Charge:

Jonathan Saul Kane

There's a +One out there as well...

never mind then, eh?

We'll find a good, untaken name eventually.

the man-pons...

The Golden Retrievers

It's easy.... just call your band "Nosebeast" and everyone will automatically pay homage to you :D