Housecleaners

Do you employ one?

I bloody need one!

I did at one time but they don't organize your stuff. They just vacuum, dust etc. You still have to put all your stuff away. That's what sucks.

Funnily, the French translation for "housecleaner" is "femme de ménage" which translated back to English, could make "housewife". Should I tell my wife?

I do employ one 4 to 5 hours a week. She's bloody expensive: 8 EUR/hour, but it seems to be about the standard price in Belgium, even for a Romanian or a Pole, which she is.

It's a real relief not having to spend half of your week end cleaning the house and ironing the clothes. The only problem we have is that she's not honest. She was caught stealing money by an acquaintance who also employed her. Recently, thanks to the logbook of our brand new security system, we caught her cheating on the hours she actually spent at our place. Of course she's now being payed in function of the recorded hours. But, last week, she "accidentally" smashed the living room intrusion sensor with the vacuum cleaner. Unfortunately for her, she couldn't do it with the front door sensor, which is located at ceiling level, and the security system kept on working despite her act of sabotage.

I think I'll have to fire her, but I'd like to fuck her first, for she's a very sexy 20+ girl.

Twat.

Johnny wrote: I bloody need one!

How much are you willing to pay then?

not just yet. i'd have to clean the house first.

only joking i do the housework as is needed.

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: I bloody need one!

How much are you willing to pay then?

I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement

Wino wrote: Twat.

Thank you.

My lazy friend has one, but weirdly she 'tidies up' before the cleaner comes!

Housecleaners definition:-

your mum, wife, sister or tart.

Missy Jem wrote: My lazy friend has one, but weirdly she 'tidies up' before the cleaner comes!

dirty knickers and bong hey?

Missy Jem wrote: My lazy friend has one, but weirdly she 'tidies up' before the cleaner comes!

I always had you pegged the sort of girl who just wouldn't get yer head round "chick logic" another point to me then :D

Hey at least we wear knickers!

I have a full-time housekeeper who has a few part-timers to help her. Don't honestly know how many others I have, it was four the last time I enquired. It's money well spent in my opinion. I work hard and I don't want to spend my free time shopping or throwing away worn socks.

If any of my staff were to break anything I would have my driver beat them with his stick. I often do that anyway, just in case they've been up to anything that I don't know about.