Girl Marries Dog

she could do worse. at least it wasn't a poodle.

Al Jarvis wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3004930.stm

Saves us blokes having to marry 'em then!

(Dogs, that is).

that girl must be fuckin muts...i mean nuts.

Amazing! Just to go slightly off on a tangent:topic:

Did anyone see the article in one of the papers last week with excerpts from the new VIZ Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus? Translations of bloke speak? Especially liked the translation of a SLEDGE.... (Bloke constantly pulled by dogs)

When I saw the title, I thought it was about a dodgy dvd from OURKID

monty wrote: Amazing! Just to go slightly off on a tangent:topic:

Did anyone see the article in one of the papers last week with excerpts from the new VIZ Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus? Translations of bloke speak? Especially liked the translation of a SLEDGE.... (Bloke constantly pulled by dogs)

Sister bought me it for xmas....top notch read ;)

Could i marry a parrot?

Could i marry a parrot? Could i marry a parrot?

Err... no.

Missy Jem wrote: Could i marry a parrot?

Hmmm.... I dunno...but if you can....and you don't mean specifically our mate Alfie the telepooping parrot...I predict a huge rise in the sales of parrot feathers and glue to male NOOLers ;)

THIS WOMAN seems to love her dog a little bit too much as well...

there was a local guy here last summer was in the papers beacuse he had his alsatian as his best man (er dog), but this is crazy.

Yeah and there was this bloke up Bolton called Keith Lard who likes to bum dogs

I know a few lads who have married dogs.

Iv'e met a few dog's but mainly down to poor disco lighting

monty wrote: Yeah and there was this bloke up Bolton called Keith Lard who likes to bum dogs

I work for Bolton Council, believe me this bloke really does exist, although under the name Keith Laird. He took us (stop it) for Fire Training and i kept nipping to the loo to text my mates. Apparently he instructed Peter Kay who then went on to take the piss Royally! He seemed to love it though, but i was the only one out of 18 people to answer wrong...

KL "What is the biggest cause of deaths in a fire"

Me (after looking round and nobody answering)... "smoke?"

KL "No, yer daft bint, IGNORANCE!!!" Oh how i laughed... NOT

Missy Jem wrote:

monty wrote: Yeah and there was this bloke up Bolton called Keith Lard who likes to bum dogs

I work for Bolton Council, believe me this bloke really does exist, although under the name Keith Laird. He took us (stop it) for Fire Training and i kept nipping to the loo to text my mates. Apparently he instructed Peter Kay who then went on to take the piss Royally! He seemed to love it though, but i was the only one out of 18 people to answer wrong...

KL "What is the biggest cause of deaths in a fire"

Me (after looking round and nobody answering)... "smoke?"

KL "No, yer daft bint, IGNORANCE!!!" Oh how i laughed... NOT

Excellent.Everytime I watch that episode,it always has the disclaimer after it,saying about sorry for the distress caused to Mr. Laird.But they still show it. Has he got the same silly hairdo?

Yeah, he goes to a dog groomers near me for the cut and colour.

Apparently he has it coloured blonde and brown (like an alsation), permed (like a poodle) and with a pink bow (like a yorkshire terrier with a frigid owner.

Honest.

That's quite nauseatingly sick...

Missy Jem wrote: Yeah, he goes to a dog groomers near me for the cut and colour.

Apparently he has it coloured blonde and brown (like an alsation), permed (like a poodle) and with a pink bow (like a yorkshire terrier with a frigid owner.

Honest.

Is it really you????????? At this time?????? Gosh....... it's good to see a friendly bird

bad timing

monty wrote: Yeah and there was this bloke up Bolton called Keith Lard who likes to bum dogs

eww.what about the dog.
on the lady marrying the dog --wonder how they signed the papers.

he should've been able to pick his own girl. and sure that he wasn't a tramp either. Lady and the Tramp DVD is just getting re-issued.

Missy Jem wrote:

monty wrote: Yeah and there was this bloke up Bolton called Keith Lard who likes to bum dogs

I work for Bolton Council, believe me this bloke really does exist, although under the name Keith Laird. He took us (stop it) for Fire Training and i kept nipping to the loo to text my mates. Apparently he instructed Peter Kay who then went on to take the piss Royally! He seemed to love it though, but i was the only one out of 18 people to answer wrong...

KL "What is the biggest cause of deaths in a fire"

Me (after looking round and nobody answering)... "smoke?"

KL "No, yer daft bint, IGNORANCE!!!" Oh how i laughed... NOT

LOL you are SUCH a namedropper Jemma :D impressive tale tho nonetheless.

Yeah baby it's really me on my ultra slow computa

doin my head in it is. It's the photo's on the top of the page they take forever to load so it takes me ten minutes to reply. And thanks for not mentioning the football *cough cough*. How yer doin bint?

Missy Jem wrote: Yeah baby it's really me on my ultra slow computa

doin my head in it is. It's the photo's on the top of the page they take forever to load so it takes me ten minutes to reply. And thanks for not mentioning the football *cough cough*. How yer doin bint?

Erm.............. when you free! It'll take at least 48 hours of drunken chat, tears and laughter!

How's you?

Bonzette wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Yeah baby it's really me on my ultra slow computa

doin my head in it is. It's the photo's on the top of the page they take forever to load so it takes me ten minutes to reply. And thanks for not mentioning the football *cough cough*. How yer doin bint?

Erm.............. when you free! It'll take at least 48 hours of drunken chat, tears and laughter!

How's you?

thelma and louise alert :D

I'm fine all things considered! I'll be in touch tomorrow, bed time! :)