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Only Maya could be a 2000 mile distant pub guide LOL
know a good spot for an outdoor party in Ireland our lass?
Jack_H wrote: MANCHESTER IS THE BEST
London. Home of the New Order Hardcore. 
Mike, get yerself into Soho. Only a hop and a skip from there (whatever that means) else there's always Shepherd's Market close by but it'll be dead on a Sat'dee night, er, unless you're looking for a High Class Who-er, of course. 
Urmston - so good we shout it twice! You've obviously never been to Horwich, you've not lived kidder!
Jack_H wrote: Woops i posted twice
oh well, double the urmston fun for everyone :D
You could just delete one 
Yeh man, Urmston is the coolest place i know
Closely followed by Moston/Middleton obviously...
Missy Jem wrote: Urmston - so good we shout it twice! You've obviously never been to Horwich, you've not lived kidder!
Well, have you been to Urmston? You wouldnt be banging on about Horwich then. Urmston is MINT
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Urmston - so good we shout it twice! You've obviously never been to Horwich, you've not lived kidder!
Well, have you been to Urmston? You wouldnt be banging on about Horwich then. Urmston is MINT
Horwich is mint-er-er-er-er. Never been to Urmston, i must try it one day. And mentioning Horwich once is hardly banging on about it now is it? Tut
Desmond Tierney wrote: Levenshulme the place to be.
URMSTON!!! 
N.B. You cant get mint-er-er-er than Urmston. Cant even get mint-er, so dont try. Yeh man, Hooky knows Urmston
Thankyou Twatto for recognising "mint-er-er-er-er" as a proper word.
And you have one point for Urmston with regard to Hooky.
However,
Has Ruud Gullit ever played football in Urmston? Has Elton John ever sang in Urmston?
(Actually ignore the second one, it's hardly a credit to us Horwichers!)
Missy Jem wrote: Thankyou Twatto for recognising "mint-er-er-er-er" as a proper word.
And you have one point for Urmston with regard to Hooky.
However,
Has Ruud Gullit ever played football in Urmston? Has Elton John ever sang in Urmston?
(Actually ignore the second one, it's hardly a credit to us Horwichers!)
Well, Urmston Meadowside (who i used to play for ) were on Soccer AM last week. Who cares about Ruud Gullit?
Steve Campbell wrote: I seem to recall some recent denials on the subject of Horwich Miss Missy?
Oh dear! URMSTON!! is too mint to deny.
Steve Campbell wrote: I seem to recall some recent denials on the subject of Horwich Miss Missy?
Erm, denials?
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Thankyou Twatto for recognising "mint-er-er-er-er" as a proper word.
And you have one point for Urmston with regard to Hooky.
However,
Has Ruud Gullit ever played football in Urmston? Has Elton John ever sang in Urmston?
(Actually ignore the second one, it's hardly a credit to us Horwichers!)
Well, Urmston Meadowside (who i used to play for
I was a soccerette and my ex and his mates were team of the week so there!
Twatto wrote:
Desmond Tierney wrote: Levenshulme the place to be.
URMSTON!!!
N.B. You cant get mint-er-er-er than Urmston. Cant even get mint-er, so dont try. Yeh man, Hooky knows Urmston
haha newtown heath WHA-WHAT! *raises roof*
Missy Jem wrote:
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Thankyou Twatto for recognising "mint-er-er-er-er" as a proper word.
And you have one point for Urmston with regard to Hooky.
However,
Has Ruud Gullit ever played football in Urmston? Has Elton John ever sang in Urmston?
(Actually ignore the second one, it's hardly a credit to us Horwichers!)
Well, Urmston Meadowside (who i used to play for
I was a soccerette and my ex and his mates were team of the week so there!
Was you really a soccerette?When was that.
Missy Jem wrote:
Twatto wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Thankyou Twatto for recognising "mint-er-er-er-er" as a proper word.
And you have one point for Urmston with regard to Hooky.
However,
Has Ruud Gullit ever played football in Urmston? Has Elton John ever sang in Urmston?
(Actually ignore the second one, it's hardly a credit to us Horwichers!)
Well, Urmston Meadowside (who i used to play for
I was a soccerette and my ex and his mates were team of the week so there!
OK, ok, so i got ripped there. Urmston is still mint though!
Edit: As are Soccerettes
Jack_H wrote: That means I must have seen u and not known who you are then
errr think about it Mr stage left winglurker....we've ALL seen you....scary!!!!!!!!!
And if Missy's fanclub gets any bigger I fear I'l have to make "Jemma's Gents" badges ;)
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
London. Home of the web based New Order Hardcore.
Please. You ain't fcukin' moved in already, surely?!
(And no 'Don't call me Shirley' jokes please!).
Missy Jem wrote: I was a soccerette and my ex and his mates were team of the week so there!
YOU were a Soccerette?! 
You must have footage of this, you so must.
Go on, show us!
Awwww so that means you got to catwalk with the legend that is Tim Lovejoy 
I'm so jealous, cos that must mean you also got to meet Helen! 
And the legends of the crew like Tubes and Fenners. Awwww Soccer AM is so mint, best thing on telly.
Lets see a pic of you as a soccerette then cos I dunno what you look like and I've probably seen you on the show cos i watch it all the time.
Campbell's right you've all seen me on stage and stuff so it's only fair :D
Al Jarvis wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
London. Home of the web based New Order Hardcore.
Please. You ain't fcukin' moved in already, surely?!
(And no 'Don't call me Shirley' jokes please!).
read it again Al 
Oh dear. I was only joking about being a soccerette! Closest i came was three years ago, my name was put forward but i bottled it!!
However, i am going to be in the new "Closer" film as an extra. Oh and i'm Elvis Presley's lovechild.
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
London. Home of the web based New Order Hardcore.
Please. You ain't fcukin' moved in already, surely?!
(And no 'Don't call me Shirley' jokes please!).
read it again Al
Ah. Cheeky! 
Missy Jem wrote:
However, i am going to be in the new "Closer" film as an extra. Oh and i'm Elvis Presley's lovechild.
Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! la la la
home of new orders finest gig
Olympia - get ready 2001
Mike - what u doing down da smoke. Opening a new Tesco store or summat.
Get yer arse back up North (ish)
Missy Jem wrote:
Jack_H wrote: soccerettes rule
Better believe it baby
yeah remember it well.
soccer am was in the doldrums back then. Barry Proudfoot hadn't debuted. there was no cross bar challenge...
....and they were going thru a fairly bad phase in terms of Soccerettes.
the Soccer AM dark days.
woo hoo!!!!!!
Jack_H wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
However, i am going to be in the new "Closer" film as an extra. Oh and i'm Elvis Presley's lovechild.
Sorry, couldn't resist. I have met Sheephead several times though, my ex knew him.
Desmond Tierney wrote: Going to Barnsley tomorrow for a few jars anyone on this site been out around Barnsley?
isn't it full of haystacks, barns, tumbleweed, and kebab shops?
horwich?? kiss my arse,adlingtons the place to be,lol
even bamber bridge pails in comparison.
Mike - what u doing down da smoke.
I was at a company do in the GROVESNOR HOUSE Hotel in me penguin suit.
Good Night , totally twatted.
Managed to spot an Englishman in Kilburn on the way back, something we failed to do on the way down.
Back in ILSON now, thank christ.
mike powell wrote: horwich?? kiss my arse,adlingtons the place to be,lol even bamber bridge pails in comparison.
Adlington? One horse town!
