Need a haircut?

get down Barnets in Sale

The greek bloke is well pissed off.

Currently doing haircuts in under 5 mins without saying a word.

Brilliant!

Why cant it always be like that?

Wish id been so lucky, i had well long hair and got it shaved (not totally) like a week ago, the guy was takin the piss all the time.

fuck. i need one badly.

last one was December 24th.

usually get 3 or 4 on back and sides and a bit longer on top.

but now its starting to look like Barbara Streisand's Yentl. a fuzzy eared nightmare.

must do it tomorrow.

Think i'll have to get mine all shaved off again soon, less fannying about with gel in the mornings.

Im booked tomorrow lunchtime - gives us time to get me shit together (post hangover) & decide what to wear cause me favourite 'bird' is 'booked' oh yes No:1 blending into a 2 back & sides

Barney Army wrote: get down Barnets in Sale

The greek bloke is well pissed off.

Currently doing haircuts in under 5 mins without saying a word.

Brilliant!

Why cant it always be like that?

does he blade the back of the neck? and do the stray hair on the eyebrows. attention to detail is a must.

J.A.K wrote:

does he blade the back of the neck?

Nope. We dont want any of your 'customs' round these parts thanks v much.

funny B.A

If I posted a pic of the bogbrush stickin out the top of my heed on here....there would be so many browser windows shut you'd hear the snap.

Steve Campbell wrote: If I posted a pic of the bogbrush stickin out the top of my heed on here....there would be so many browser windows shut you'd hear the snap.

stevo has the last laugh again.

aye , i've had the 'barber pissed off and doing it in 5 minutes' thing a few times.i usually asume it's soemthing i said

Had my hair cut today for the first time in 5 months about bloody time.

I'd largely welcome a silent cutter. Small talk isn't my forte.

Does anybody know that wonderful Radio 1 session piece by Ivor Cutler, "Ivor Cutler and the Barber"?

Havent seen my barber for about 23 years!:D

Rocket Mick wrote: Havent seen my barber for about 23 years!:D

Maybe someone should go round his house and check if he's ok?

Johnny wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Havent seen my barber for about 23 years!:D

Maybe someone should go round his house and check if he's ok?

..installing a new garbarator. you have those ? mulches produce scraps etc. through the sink into a compost-type with the water running. very clean. quite dangerous really.

i should probably get one soon.

J wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Havent seen my barber for about 23 years!:D

Maybe someone should go round his house and check if he's ok?

..installing a new garbarator. you have those ? mulches produce scraps etc. through the sink into a compost-type with the water running. very clean. quite dangerous really.

j that was a joke, as the rocketeer has little need to get his locks trimmed these days.

J wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Havent seen my barber for about 23 years!:D

Maybe someone should go round his house and check if he's ok?

..installing a new garbarator. you have those ? mulches produce scraps etc. through the sink into a compost-type with the water running. very clean. quite dangerous really.

Dunno about them.I cut my hair myself these days with the trusted Babyliss clippers

cunt missed a bit

Johnny wrote:

J wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Havent seen my barber for about

Maybe someone should go round his house and check if he's ok

..installing a new garbarator. . quite dangerous really.

about them.Babyliss clippers

brilliant . the installation thing was along the lines of R. gutting his planet house and renovating it up. didn't know if disaster struck with the small appliances. that's all. Johnny- the W disappeared as it seemed awkward.