The Anti-Chavball F1 Rebellion....who's in?

So Apart from Spotnick, who'll lose interest when Jacques gets the sacque ( :D ), and Biggie, who has thusfar claimed knowledge if not interest.....

...... Is anyone else heere feeling the blood rise as the fast car racing season gets closer? I've been a good boy through the dark Time this year, avoiding thinking about F1, and particularly, staying away from newsgroups and te like....but in the last week I've witnessed, not only some excellent racing from the motorbicycists....but also some Classic F1 from when drivers drove and cars were driven (Ring75,Monza76,Monaco73 if u care). And frankly, I'm shomping at the bit.

I know it's bollocks nowdays, and full of dipshits and corporate pets who swan around in computer assisted safety cells.....but...BUT....fucking Eau Rouge at 180mph with yer ringpiece pretty much ON the road......copse corner at silverstone, tap the brake, drop a gear, bite the seat hard and put your faith in Our Lady Of the Blessed Aerodynamic Grip.

Damnit....bring it on.

Anyone else at all?

PS....if someone could kill James Allen between now and Bahrain I'd really apreciate it.

Steve Campbell wrote:

...... Is anyone else heere feeling the blood rise as the fast car racing season gets closer? quote]

no mate. Car racing is crap.

Steve Campbell wrote: So Apart from Spotnick, who'll lose interest when Jacques gets the sacque ( :D ), and Biggie, who has thusfar claimed knowledge if not interest.....

...... Is anyone else heere feeling the blood rise as the fast car racing season gets closer? I've been a good boy through the dark Time this year, avoiding thinking about F1, and particularly, staying away from newsgroups and te like....but in the last week I've witnessed, not only some excellent racing from the motorbicycists....but also some Classic F1 from when drivers drove and cars were driven (Ring75,Monza76,Monaco73 if u care). And frankly, I'm shomping at the bit.

I know it's bollocks nowdays, and full of dipshits and corporate pets who swan around in computer assisted safety cells.....but...BUT....fucking Eau Rouge at 180mph with yer ringpiece pretty much ON the road......copse corner at silverstone, tap the brake, drop a gear, bite the seat hard and put your faith in Our Lady Of the Blessed Aerodynamic Grip.

Damnit....bring it on.

Anyone else at all?

PS....if someone could kill James Allen between now and Bahrain I'd really apreciate it.

:p

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

Fool

And as for you Bonz.....didn't you go see them in regent street? Obviously not, or you;d not be yawning :D

A modest interest. Give me Le Mans anyday though.

Or the Goodwood Festival of Speed, which I hope to go to this year if tickets are easy to get.

I believe Bez went last year after getting the wrong idea

Steve Campbell wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

Fool

And as for you Bonz.....didn't you go see them in regent street? Obviously not, or you;d not be yawning :D

Barney Army wrote: A modest interest. Give me Le Mans anyday though.

Or the Goodwood Festival of Speed, which I hope to go to this year if tickets are easy to get.

I believe Bez went last year after getting the wrong idea

Always fancied a go there myself...some real racing cars :D

All the champagne and hanging out would be nice too. Some might be bored I suppose.

Al Jarvis wrote: Anti chav-ball?!

You'll never make a salesman, will you, Cambo?!

Course I would, people would buy stuff just so I'd STFU :D

While not every football fan is a chav, far from it....every chav is a football fan (or at least a clothes horse for footie kits).

Any chavs watching racing do so purely in the hope of seeing violent death (for all I know they only watch Footie for the fights :D )

PS: you should all be proud...England still KICKS ASS in F1.

Stevie, i'm shocked. Are you chavist?

Missy Jem wrote: Stevie, i'm shocked. Are you chavist?

Deeply....but only against those who truly are chavs, I hold no truck with this "chavs are the whole working class" crap :D

here they are called spides and we hunt them for sport :D

(would that it were so and not the other way around)

That's alright then. I'm chavist too. I always wondered what a 'spide' was.

Missy Jem wrote: That's alright then. I'm chavist too. I always wondered what a 'spide' was.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

Find a PC with SOUND!

sick of having the "not all chavs are violent blingcoated retards" argument..if you are not a violent bling covered retard you are not a chav, it's that simple.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: you should all be proud...England still KICKS ASS in F1.

England never KICKS ASS. That's the Yanks. England MULLERS THE CUNTS. There's a difference.

I stand corrected. :D

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

watching goldfish burp

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

watching goldfish burp

hahahaha wtf :)

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

in fairness it's more interesting on this side of the pond...our race cars have brakes, and can turn right as well as left :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: That's alright then. I'm chavist too. I always wondered what a 'spide' was.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

Find a PC with SOUND!

sick of having the "not all chavs are violent blingcoated retards" argument..if you are not a violent bling covered retard you are not a chav, it's that simple.

But that's you Steve.:D

Christopher Owens wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: That's alright then. I'm chavist too. I always wondered what a 'spide' was.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

Find a PC with SOUND!

sick of having the "not all chavs are violent blingcoated retards" argument..if you are not a violent bling covered retard you are not a chav, it's that simple.

But that's you Steve.:D

You Cunt Chris, you SWORE you wouldn;t tell then about my argos Earings

Steve Campbell wrote:

You Cunt Chris, you SWORE you wouldn;t tell then about my argos Earings

Oooops. Sorry.

Steve and his mates

The story of Steve's life

Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: That's alright then. I'm chavist too. I always wondered what a 'spide' was.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online/spidegenerator.htm

Find a PC with SOUND!

sick of having the "not all chavs are violent blingcoated retards" argument..if you are not a violent bling covered retard you are not a chav, it's that simple.

hah i agree with you..

at the same time though, not everyone that people call a chav is a chav.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

You Cunt Chris, you SWORE you wouldn;t tell then about my argos Earings

Oooops. Sorry.

Steve and his mates

The story of Steve's life

second from the right is kind of cute

and obviously gay, trying to be hard so his mates never find out and kill him ala joey barton's brother.

LOL impressive insight madam.

better than Owens who's gonna have fuck all insight ot outsight or any other kinda sight when I pour caustic soda into his eyes.

Cheeky bastard LOL

Steve Campbell wrote: So Apart from Spotnick, who'll lose interest when Jacques gets the sacque ( :D ), and Biggie, who has thusfar claimed knowledge if not interest.....

...... Is anyone else heere feeling the blood rise as the fast car racing season gets closer? I've been a good boy through the dark Time this year, avoiding thinking about F1, and particularly, staying away from newsgroups and te like....but in the last week I've witnessed, not only some excellent racing from the motorbicycists....but also some Classic F1 from when drivers drove and cars were driven (Ring75,Monza76,Monaco73 if u care). And frankly, I'm shomping at the bit.

I know it's bollocks nowdays, and full of dipshits and corporate pets who swan around in computer assisted safety cells.....but...BUT....fucking Eau Rouge at 180mph with yer ringpiece pretty much ON the road......copse corner at silverstone, tap the brake, drop a gear, bite the seat hard and put your faith in Our Lady Of the Blessed Aerodynamic Grip.

Damnit....bring it on.

Anyone else at all?

PS....if someone could kill James Allen between now and Bahrain I'd really apreciate it.

Yes. Fucking too right mate. Have been on BBC motorsport forum a bit these last few days righting wrongs with my geek level F1 knowledge.

Good, good :D

And it's worth pointing out the NO get used LOADS on racing shows..FFS I heard most of get Ready on the BTCC before I bothered getting my hands on it LOL

Hadnt noticed, although my BTCC interest does tend to come and go since they got rid of the super touring rules and decent drivers. Now the DTM on the other hand is fookin awesome!!

Is that Shug on the Right ?

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Is that Shug on the Right ?

Spotnick wrote: Actually the Ferrari years made me stop watching it.

It was getting boring to always have the same cars winning... especially with their sportsmanship of letting only 1 driver go for the win.

Maybe I'll try again this year, see if BMW/Sauber can do something at all.. it would be nice to see Jacques in a good car for once...

I tolerated it until A1 ring 2002...then i ripped down and burned all my red shit, sick to the pit of my guts.

Last year was a real breath of air....sitting down to watch and NOT KNOWING who was gonna win.

Missy Jem wrote: Stevie, i'm shocked. Are you chavist?

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or 5 '2 rookie sensation Danica Patrick. Indy 500. Kansas.2005. hit 230 m-p-h. different cars but led a 1, 2, 3 sweep with Rahal- Letterman Racing. just completed the Rolex 24 at Daytona.

I saw her racing in Formula Ford at Thruxton a few years ago

The years when Ferrari ruled were my favourite ever. It was fantastic to see a team come together and dominate so completely. It was particularly sweet as the team they replaced as the permanently-winning force were a bunch of pricks who clearly thought that it was against the rules for them to be beaten. Fucking Maclaren are a bunch of shites. Dennis is, quite simply, a winging bastard and Coultard is a smug-beast from a factory smug farm, despite not actually being very good (Coulthard manages to keep this a secret from his fans by employing Martin Brundle as his manager). Maclaren had the chance to improve a little when Mika left, but they replaced him with a clone. He still turns up anyway, spoiling it for everyone by being a boring fuck.

Ferrari, on the other hand, are ace. Thier history as a racing team is impeccable and the way they raised their game a few years ago was amazing to witness. I was fortunate enough to be single at this time, so managed to watch many of the races with beer in my hand.

The chaos caused by the rule changes, which were blatantly designed to prevent the best team from winning, and the arrival of my son, MichaelRubensEddieInoil, has limited my exposure to the Sunday Papers and highlights, if I'm lucky. The few races I have seen lead me to suspect that it's gone shit anyway.

http://8w.forix.com/lombardi.html

http://8w.forix.com/amati.html

http://8w.forix.com/dwilson.html

Wish they had won more with Berger and Alesi though. Remember at Monza in their last year at Ferrari, they were 1-2 when Alesis camera fell off and smashed Bergers suspension, then Alesi retired a few laps later. Gutted, although on the bright side it gave Johnny Herbert the win!

Steve Campbell wrote: http://8w.forix.com/lombardi.html

http://8w.forix.com/amati.html

http://8w.forix.com/dwilson.html

I remember Amati, just. As the write-up says, she was dumped to make way for Damon Hill..

LOL spot the schufoso....stopped watching when fuckface stopped winning....just like my sister....never missed a race til last year...then stopped watching...while the rest of us were enjoying a thing called racing.

Eddie shoulda done it in 99 after he put the cheating cunt in the Stowe tyre barrier.

Ferrari got great by sacking ALL the Italians LOL

And as for rule changes...I wasn't aware they were only for Ferrari...I thought all the teams had to compete under the same ones......nowt wrong with their car or their driver ( cos as we know they have one driver and his GIMP....34 failures Vs 1 or something...no nothing going on there, no sir)....Bridgestone suck, end of story.....and you know what...I think that's fucking hilarious after them getting the rules rewritten from.....

"tyres must be less the 270mm when new" to "MICHELIN tyres must be 270mm when USED"

3 days before monza...no cheating there,,nope.

And I used to cheer for Micahel too, he's a fabulous driver....but when he can't beat his team mate without orders or a msytery "failure", wont overtake on track, preferring Ross and TOAD to sort it out for him, and basically had everything manipulated to suit him....I thought."fuck him".....even the Germans have stopped going and the Italians BOO him.

And yes, ron's a whingin fucker, Frank is Davros/mr burns and Flavio's the fucking Godfather. Bring back EJ and Pete Sauber and Stoddy the Gobby Ozzie.

Steve Campbell wrote:

And yes, ron's a whingin fucker, Frank is Davros/mr burns and Flavio's the fucking Godfather. Bring back EJ and Pete Sauber and Stoddy the Gobby Ozzie.

Look on the bright side though, Berger is a team owner now. And Aguri Suzukis cars will be good for a laugh

Edd Boland wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: http://8w.forix.com/lombardi.html

http://8w.forix.com/amati.html

http://8w.forix.com/dwilson.html

I remember Amati, just. As the write-up says, she was dumped to make way for Damon Hill..

No mention of Susan Kavanagh either who ran an EJ192 privately for a LONG time.

Edd Boland wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

And yes, ron's a whingin fucker, Frank is Davros/mr burns and Flavio's the fucking Godfather. Bring back EJ and Pete Sauber and Stoddy the Gobby Ozzie.

Look on the bright side though, Berger is a team owner now. And Aguri Suzukis cars will be good for a laugh

True at least Gerry B is still a total madman (LOL...the Senna's briefcase tale will go to my grave with me). And yes, it's nice of the Japanese to appreciate we like good laugh....although for a while I thought Sato might not turn into a running joke.....WRONG.

Mika Hakinen and Michael Shumacher go to a brothel.

Mika asks the madam "how much for a little wank?" "Forty quid", the boiler answers. Schumacher steps forwards "how much for a real World Champion then?"

The turning point in the sport for most people was when Coulthard stupidly forced Schumacher to run up the back of him in the rain and they fell out in the pits. Thus Coulthard made an enemy of him and, owing to his manager's connections in the television world, the coverage became even more biased than before. So Maclaren observe team orders, it's 'showing responsibility towards their sponsors'. Ferrari do it, they're threatening to bring down the civilised world.

It's bollocks, but it gives people who can't think for themselves something to whitter on about.

BIGINOIL wrote: The years when Ferrari ruled were my favourite ever. It was fantastic --is a smug-beast from a factory smug farm, despite not actually being very good (Coulthard manages to keep this a secret from his fans by employing Martin Brundle as his manager). -- Maclaren had the chance to improve a little when Mika left, but they replaced him with a clone.
Ferrari, ---The chaos caused by the rule changes, --shit anyway.

.edit: Mika and Michael- lol.. the tyre-rule changes were important though after shreading for no aparent reason. EJ192-for Indy 500- Danica Patrick was, think, only the fourth lady to ever race it. fast.

BIGINOIL wrote: Mika Hakinen and Michael Shumacher go to a brothel.

Mika asks the madam "how much for a little wank?" "Forty quid", the boiler answers. Schumacher steps forwards "how much for a real World Champion then?"

The turning point in the sport for most people was when Coulthard stupidly forced Schumacher to run up the back of him in the rain and they fell out in the pits. Thus Coulthard made an enemy of him and, owing to his manager's connections in the television world, the coverage became even more biased than before. So Maclaren observe team orders, it's 'showing responsibility towards their sponsors'. Ferrari do it, they're threatening to bring down the civilised world.

It's bollocks, but it gives people who can't think for themselves something to whitter on about.

Close, but no cigar..... I am FULLY aware who caused spa98....it's not rocket science....either the red car was 75mph quicker out of the corners, or Dog's (short for Dog's Cock, DC...we're an empassioned F1 watching lot), stuck his foot on the anchor. Actually he admitted it as soon as heleft McRon and his mind-chip was removed (I mean, who's that amusing and talented bloke at red bull?), and aplogised to Michael as he fuckin well should have 7 1/2 years ago.

I'm also aware that Ferrari's "golden boy status" is at least as much because of people like me pointing out little onconsistencies like .....

MS sets a fastest lap, with a non-fastest sector through waved yellows and get's sent to the back for being naughty....meanwhile Mika sails through waved yellow at the fucking SWIMMING POOL complex....and LIFTS HIS HAND to acknowlege the flag, clocks 3 bells on the lap and it's left to stand.

Still Say Irv would have suited being a Red wearing champ better...gobby cunt that he is :D

Dig James Hunt and Lord Hesketh up and let's ROCK!

PS...as for team orders, McRon only assign them when it's nearing crunch time, not at every race with a 2nd driver contracted to move over for someone apparently better than him. And Williams don't bother generally. And where were their orders at Suzuka 99? he only had to hand back a few points Irv gave him earlier I have no problem with Orders when it's up against the wall time......never minded Our Ed gettin it up the bum all the times near season's end...but seriously...turning the guy's (rubino) car off at his home race, when it's like the 3rd of the year is just sly....and any..."it's not done from the pits" arguments...instantly lead to the question of Ferrari running 2 non identical cars, passed off as such.

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL spot the schufoso....stopped watching when fuckface stopped winning...

I find the rule changes frustrating, especially as I found the old format so satisfying. I honestly think that, under pressure from cretain teams, the new rules are designed to introduce a random element into qualifying. Whether this is intended to influence the final standings, which is crap, or to encourage overtaking through the race, which is just plain dangerous, is irrelevant. The object of sporting rules is to ensure a clean contest where the best team wins. The FIA are ignoring this.

It's still the best sport on the telly though, I would happily watch each race in full. My circumstances simply do not allow this. So it's not sour grapes 'my team's not winning' because I don't really have a team. All I was saying was that I don't see the problem with a team doing well by working harder and being cleverer.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Close, but no cigar..... I am FULLY aware who caused spa98....it's not rocket science....either the red car was 75mph quicker out of the corners, or Dog's (short for Dog's Cock, DC...we're an empassioned F1 watching lot), stuck his foot on the anchor. Actually he admitted it as soon as heleft McRon and his mind-chip was removed (I mean, who's that amusing and talented bloke at red bull?), and aplogised to Michael as he fuckin well should have 7 1/2 years ago.

Remember the day well...

Our Damon ended up winning in other than the best car, but i didnt see the race till about 3am the next morning

Because i was attending my first New Order gig

Reading `98

Fuckin top day!!:)

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL spot the schufoso....stopped watching when fuckface stopped winning...

I find the rule changes frustrating, especially as I found the old format so satisfying. I honestly think that, under pressure from cretain teams, the new rules are designed to introduce a random element into qualifying. Whether this is intended to influence the final standings, which is crap, or to encourage overtaking through the race, which is just plain dangerous, is irrelevant. The object of sporting rules is to ensure a clean contest where the best team wins. The FIA are ignoring this.

It's still the best sport on the telly though, I would happily watch each race in full. My circumstances simply do not allow this. So it's not sour grapes 'my team's not winning' because I don't really have a team. All I was saying was that I don't see the problem with a team doing well by working harder and being cleverer.

the new rules suck balls actually...qually is a bag of stale piss now. Like the mad idea they have for this year tho, could be the best of both worlds.

Oh yeah and Riccardo Rosset managed to take out half the field at the start!! And Ralf whinged like a girl cos he wasnt allowed to pass Hill.

Edd Boland wrote: Oh yeah and Riccardo Rosset managed to take out half the field at the start!! And Ralf whinged like a girl cos he wasnt allowed to pass Hill.

Think you'll find Dog's cock kicked that off too (although he blames Eddie :D:D:D:D:D:D)..>Rosset just ploughed into the back of it with his foot down hard like nothing was going on LOL.

Ralf is made of all the bits they threw away when they made Michael.....he's a ballsack....did you see his tantrum in the pitlane in China?....cunt deserved banned for life (or at least meant to run 1000 laps of Indy on Michelins)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Close, but no cigar.....

Your post appears to broadly agree with mine. What does the no cigar bit mean?

So you dont like the Kryten from Red Dwarf jawed perrenial loser personality-less Scot then??

In this weeks Autosport there is a feature on Ralf and how he might just acheive something with Toyota.

He has had good races, but the consistency is non existant. Only good season i can recall was when he was with Zanardi at Williams.

Didnt catch the China business, would hazard a guess he kicked off about something silly?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Close, but no cigar.....

Your post appears to broadly agree with mine. What does the no cigar bit mean?

no cigar cos you appeared to be suggesting I may feel otherwise :D

(that IS sour grapes LOL )

Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

in fairness it's more interesting on this side of the pond...our race cars have brakes, and can turn right as well as left :D

Hey, not all the racing that takes place here are by tube framed tin toppers (and, they actually turn left, right, shift and use the brakes at the two road races they have scheduled). :D

GO SCOTT SPEED AND SCUDERIA TORO ROSSO!!!!!!

i usually do quite well in my fantasy F1 league: speedy penis envy.

and i'm a mclaren girl, myself.

Tex wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

in fairness it's more interesting on this side of the pond...our race cars have brakes, and can turn right as well as left :D

Hey, not all the racing that takes place here are by tube framed tin toppers (and, they actually turn left, right, shift and use the brakes at the two road races they have scheduled). :D

GO SCOTT SPEED AND SCUDERIA TORO ROSSO!!!!!!

Yeah be nice to see a yank involved again. Last one who was any good was Phil Hill :D

Might go some way to repairing the damage caused by F1's disgraceful appearance (or rather not) at indy last year.

Yeah I know nazzers do watkins and sear's point (infineon)...have a corkin video of one trying to take T1 at watkins....scary sight.

For all my ranting, I pretty much suport all 20 of them (well 19, ralf's a tard) :D

This year I'm a McRon man, but only cos they have JPM who I been nuts about for 7 1/2 years now :D

So, is Scott Speed his real name? Bit 1950s boys adventure comic! From what i`ve heard he is a bit media unfriendly

As in "kimi the comatose superpilot" Or as in "eddie the gobshite bastard"?

One thing I must dredge up from Earlier.... Biggie, please don;t be unfair about Martin Brundle and DC, Brundle is usually the very FIRST to call him a twat, and if I recall correctly he stayed VERY quiet about spa98 rather than openly have to lie or admit his driver was a tosspot.

Anyway, I like "New DC"

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL impressive insight madam.

better than Owens who's gonna have fuck all insight ot outsight or any other kinda sight when I pour caustic soda into his eyes.

Cheeky bastard LOL

Edd Boland wrote: So, is Scott Speed his real name? Bit 1950s boys adventure comic! From what i`ve heard he is a bit media unfriendly

Yes, that really is his given name. And yeah, he can be rather difficult with the media............

As much as I love footie, the prospect of spending the entire World Cup period in the boozer with the sort of ueber-chavs I had to put up with last night for the England-Uruguay game fills me with dread... The rebellion sounds more and more tempting...

Snorri xxx

Steve Campbell wrote:

Tex wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote: Car racing is crap.

watching grass grow

in fairness it's more interesting on this side of the pond...our race cars have brakes, and can turn right as well as left :D

Hey, not all the racing that takes place here are by tube framed tin toppers (and, they actually turn left, right, shift and use the brakes at the two road races they have scheduled). :D

GO SCOTT SPEED AND SCUDERIA TORO ROSSO!!!!!!

Yeah be nice to see a yank involved again. Last one who was any good was Phil Hill :D

Might go some way to repairing the damage caused by F1's disgraceful appearance (or rather not) at indy last year.

Yeah I know nazzers do watkins and sear's point (infineon)...have a corkin video of one trying to take T1 at watkins....scary sight.

For all my ranting, I pretty much suport all 20 of them (well 19, ralf's a tard) :D

This year I'm a McRon man, but only cos they have JPM who I been nuts about for 7 1/2 years now :D

Let's not forget Mario Andretti........:D