George Michael

Why has no one started a thread on this yet?

George really has to stop hanging around public parks.

When George takes off his pants and bends over more gerbils fly out his arse than candy out of a Pez dispensor.

twist wrote: When George takes off his pants and bends over more gerbils fly out his arse than candy out of a Pez dispensor.

Thought that was the Pet Shop Boys?

George Michael has announced plans to put out a greatest hits album in time for Christmas this year. The title will be Meet Me Under the Mistletoe In The Men's Loo :p

Or Singin' In The Shower

wasn't it actually drugs this time.

Wake him up before he go go! :D

In a world where a young man's worth is measured in how many pop hits he's had in the past decade, George Michael is running on borrowed time...

GM: Crikey, hold still, will ya! Me buzz ain't gonna last all night!

Young Man: Sorry, it's just that, well...

GM: Well, what?

Young Man: How's this gonna help me singing career?

He has only forty-eight hours to help a young man realize his dreams of stardom

GM: Do I look like Simon Fucking Cowell? Come think of it, yeah I do! Let me insult you a bit, to make me feel superior and more "butch".

But if he can't teach Henry how to sing...he'll be on the run from the mob!

GM: Bloody hell, Marco! You almost hit me with that shot!

Marco (fey accent): C'mon, Georgey-Porgey, don't be like that! It twas a warning shot...next time you won't be lucky!

GM: Gulp!

Marco: Oh for heaven's sake, is that all you ever think about?

This summer, from Illogical Films, comes one man's heartwarming story of friendship...

GM: You'll be my friend, won't you?

Cell phone (recorded GM's previous line): You'll be my friend, won't you?

GM (tear-streaked eyes): Of course I will!

Love...

GM: Oh, you have to try these new urinal cakes, they're to die for!

Young man: I don't think you're supposed to eat them...

and a rise to success like no other

GM: Alright, just stand there, good...

Young man: But George, your trousers...why are they on the other side of the loo?

GM: Shut up! Right, where's that bloody photographer? Said he'd be here round seven...

Young Man: How's this suppose to help my career again?

GM: Do I look like Paula Fucking Abdul? Come to think of it, it would make me more butch.

George Michael: The Quest for Glory...This Summer in Theater Restrooms Near You

I'm really annoyed with this guy :\ohwell:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm really annoyed with this guy :\ohwell:

George Michael or me?

If the answer is me, you wouldn't be the first :p

face it... he has never got over leaving Andrew Ridgeley's behind

Oh, no Tabs. I was talking about GM. :)

just read about it. he was wearing a balacalava when he knocked at some Arabs door in the hotel. and the Arab KB'd him coz it was the wrong room.

dumb mutt!! these fag perv druggies never learn.

actually, i was more shocked that the fruit can actually drive to be honest.

Oh well, you've gotta look on the bright side. While he's out drugged up and being arrested, he won't be making any records.

true.

you're spared Jem. Even though ur "Choose Life" t-shirt is hanging in your wardrobe there somewhere.

Thankyou J.A.K. you know me too well.

He had a spliff and fell asleep in his car...

So ???

Cocknose - what more can you say (apart from he takes it up the arse)

Who would have thought he would get busted for drugs...

Missy Jem wrote: Oh well, you've gotta look on the bright side. While he's out drugged up and being arrested, he won't be making any records.

True, very true. Our ears are thankful, indeed.

careless whisper is genius. And some of you guys reek of homophobia

I've had alot of kinky sex but never made a woman wear a gimp mask. George, you are weider than Adam Ant and Boy Geiorge combined.

When he was out-for-the-count at the wheel,he had a load of sex toys in his boot. Is he running a sideline with Ann Summers parties?