England 0-1 Uruguay - latest

Omar Puso unleashes an absolute stunner of a left-footed volley from fully 30 yards to stun the home crowd and give the South Americans the lead.

Beckhams hairstyle should keep us in it

But Rio Ferdinand's hairstyle keeps getting in the way

But Rio Ferdinand's hairstyle keeps getting in the way

Don't let Rocket Mick hear you say that !

Twas actually a right foot volley Mike. Some goal though. Scotland 2-0 down at HT to the Swiss. Ireland 2-0 up against Sweden. See the Germans are in disarray, getting humped 3-0 by the Italians. Bet they're still there or thereabouts when the serious stuff gets underway in June.

Anyone playing spot the shit flag?

I'll start with Port Vale. Bless 'em, they've got on the telly.

And is anyone who vote Motty as a top3 commentator hanging their head in shame? The guy is a numpty.

"Is it the pace of the game or are vicious tackles becoming more common?" Well John, that doesnt really make sense but I've learned your noddy language after all these years so get what you are trying to say. But this is an International Friendly, where the pace is notoriously slow. Fool.

Ferdinand isn't having the best game.

Can't understand why he's still on the park, in fact.

That volley was something else.

Celtic's Bosman summer signing Kenny Miller just pulled a goal back. Come on Scotland.

Twas actually a right foot volley Mike

Correct, I cut and pasted that bit from the BBC web - site.

Thanks John.

Fucking Hope England go out first round in the WC , I will explain later.

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Twas actually a right foot volley Mike

Fucking Hope England go out first round in the WC

So do i Mike, so do i. :D

I didnt know the scotch played football John?

Ferdinand isn't having the best game.

Can't understand why he's still on the park, in fact.

That volley was something else.

So do i Mike, so do i.

If they do, then i'm coming Corby to buy you and Shug a beer :)

Barney Army wrote: I didnt know the scotch played football John?

"scotch" Don't you remember the last time we played England? 1-0 to the SCOTS at Wembley.

John Sludden wrote:

1-0 to the SCOTCH at Wembley.

Not much of an England fan mate, well not until a tournament.

Last England game I went to me & a mate were sat in the Stretford End shouting for Denmark. All we could do for fun.

Plus, the FA make FIFA look like Oxfam...fleecing buggers.

Peter Crouch and Shaun Wright-Phillips

Shame England ain't playing Basket Ball, Crouch would do well

Bollocks England have scored , ahh it's only a friendly

He did alright then. Used his height to not in a beauty. Cole layed it on well - having a good game is Coley.

Gary Neville tryied to tongue-kiss Crouch after his goal. Erikson should have a word about that before the tournament.

Serbia 1 Tunisia 0

ner ner ner ner

but it's only friendly :\ohwell:

LeSaux was pissing himself when Motty noticed that Crouch's shirt had the wrong numbers on.

Reckon they have a drink in there with them?

How does Peter Crouch um.. crouch down?

"Warrior on the Edge of Time" wrote:

Twas actually a right foot volley Mike

Correct, I cut and pasted that bit from the BBC web - site.

Thanks John.

Fucking Hope England go out first round in the WC , I will explain later.

What's the matter,Mr MacBinache?

Good fight - Crouchey starts on some foreigners and then the ref joins in!

It's Bolton Vs Marseilles all over again.

B*****S

Nice finish Joe Cole

John Sludden wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:

Twas actually a right foot volley Mike

Fucking Hope England go out first round in the WC

So do i Mike, so do i. :D

As Mr Sumner would say 'We're singing for England'

Well done to Scotland,Germany,France and Argencheata for all losing tonight and remaining utter Pish.

And well done to Britains second best team on a mighty win-Northern Ireland

about bleedin time that Crouchy jumped!!

number 21 on the front // number 12 on his back. classic.

J.A.K wrote: about bleedin time that Crouchy jumped!!

number 21 on the front // number 12 on his back. classic.

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is that aussie rules they are playing?

Ronald Kirsch wrote: is that aussie rules they are playing?

he'd be crap even at full forward. white men can't jump.

J.A.K wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: is that aussie rules they are playing?

he'd be crap even at full forward. white men can't jump.

J.A.K wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: is that aussie rules they are playing?

he'd be crap even at full forward. white men can't jump.

So we'll be seeing you at Highbury next week then, Kershie?

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: is that aussie rules they are playing?

he'd be crap even at full forward. white men can't jump.

So we'll be seeing you at Highbury next week then, Kershie?

ay? we've only just played you. can't find me fixture list. suppose its on telly is it if i choose to believe you that is?

check in a sec

J.A.K wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: is that aussie rules they are playing?

he'd be crap even at full forward. white men can't jump.

So we'll be seeing you at Highbury next week then, Kershie?

ay? we've only just played you. can't find me fixture list. suppose its on telly is it if i choose to believe you that is?

check in a sec

Where's the trust in this realationship? Thought you were my bezzie mate, our kid?

Next Sunday.

Was planning to hold you ransom. Liverpool only offered me £1.24 though. Hardly worth the tube ticket!

England just about manages to beat Uruguay... I'm sure Brazil are quaking in their boots.

cloud cuckoo land wrote: England just about manages to beat Uruguay... I'm sure Brazil are quaking in their boots.

Never fear! The boys will rise to the challenge come World Cup. This kind of performance is nothing new pre tournamant!

Johnny wrote: Peter Crouch and Shaun Wright-Phillips

OH LOLLERS SO FUNNY!!!

I was watching this on tv before i decided it was shit....

Al Jarvis wrote:

cloud cuckoo land wrote: England just about manages to beat Uruguay... I'm sure Brazil are quaking in their boots.

Unlike the mighty Brazil who, er, failed to beat Uruguay in either of their qualifying games for this year's World Cup!

South American results

Them's the facts.

No doubt England have the players to win it. And it seems with the last couple of results they now have the resolve to turn a game round in the dying minutes...so who knows?

There arent really any teams in world football that stand out so its up for grabs, but German home advantage will probably sway things for them, and they appear to have a better team than last time.

I never let facts get in the way of a rant

I was just meaning that Germany got to the final last time on the back of a poor year, this time they have home advantage.

Being a kid in the 70's 80's make you fearful of German football, they go into robot mode and seem to find extra strength :\ohwell:

quite like the new Welsh kit. old school. big white v neck. nice change from the flimsy kits like england wear. (note empty Millenium Stadium). Rugby nation. end of!!!

The last good german team was when Voeller, Brehme and Klinsmann still played. After Beckenbauer quit coaching the only way was down. There was big luck at the last WM. Normally they shouldn't have gotten through the first round (and I'm convinced that they won't do that at this WM)...

I don't like the german team anymore. I'm a supporter of the danish team for many many years now (back to the time Morten Olsen still played, and even before they got European Champ). Unfortunately Denmark didn't qualify... So go Trinidad & Tobago...

Bere wrote: The last good german team was when Voeller, Brehme and Klinsmann still played. After Beckenbauer quit coaching the only way was down. There was big luck at the last WM. Normally they shouldn't have gotten through the first round (and I'm convinced that they won't do that at this WM)...

I don't like the german team anymore. I'm a supporter of the danish team for many many years now (back to the time Morten Olsen still played, and even before they got European Champ). Unfortunately Denmark didn't qualify... So go Trinidad & Tobago...

you forgot Karl Heinz Riedle. Liverpool FC and Dortmund. Not to mention the mighty Lothar. :p