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Nipped out for a few essentials earlier. Slightly further to Safeway so I took the motor. I would have driven anyway, it's cold and I was in a hurry.
Big Fairy Non-Bio Fabric Softener Twelve Kronie
As I only had three items, they let me jump the queue and use the fags and lottery counter. It was only a little queue anyway, and there were three checkouts open.
We have a shop near where I'm living next year called "Safebury's". The lovechild of Sainsbury's and Safeway's, well, not really, just people who are uninventive with names.
we do have a safeways out here. that's what they for some reason call woolworths in the state of victoria. to confuse the issue even more woolworths here is a totally australian company.
Emma Peel wrote: I think America used to have Woolworths...
there is one in england, and germany as well. all independant companies.
As I only had three items, they let me jump the queue and use the fags and lottery counter. It was only a little queue anyway, and there were three checkouts open.
They have pinched that idea from TESCO's, they had that in place for ages.
That reminds me of an old Reeves and Mortimer joke:
Vic: What's that new estate you've moved into like then?Bob: It's right rough - I have to walk home via the supermarket... Vic: Why's that? Bob: It's the Safeway
Snorri xxx
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
J.A.K wrote:
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
Hence...................buying in bulk!
Cam corder eh????
or is it to film yourself doing dangerous stunts in the GoKart?
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
Hence...................buying in bulk!
Cam corder eh????
hmmmmmmm Bonzy!! you've just given me some great ideas. and now i'll include the tray of sausages in the "film" as well.
cheers!!
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
Hence...................buying in bulk!
Cam corder eh????
hmmmmmmm Bonzy!! you've just given me some great ideas. and now i'll include the tray of sausages in the "film" as well. cheers!!
Don't forget my commission Kersh (for the idea of course )
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
Hence...................buying in bulk!
Cam corder eh????
hmmmmmmm Bonzy!! you've just given me some great ideas. and now i'll include the tray of sausages in the "film" as well. cheers!!
Don't forget my commission Kersh (for the idea of course
half a percent. same as last time. deal
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Jack_H wrote: Costco kills all the rest
it does, but i always end up coming out of there with a huge bag of frozen veg or a massive tray of sausages. they don't do small one packs.
then when i get near the checkout, i end up buying a cam corder on impulse or a goKart.
great goin to Costco.
Hence...................buying in bulk!
Cam corder eh????
hmmmmmmm Bonzy!! you've just given me some great ideas. and now i'll include the tray of sausages in the "film" as well. cheers!!
Don't forget my commission Kersh (for the idea of course
half a percent. same as last time. deal
Hmm............only if you throw some free sausages into the bargain aswell!
Game on partner in crime!
J.A.K wrote: will one do?
(train arrives 12pm on the Sunday, Euston)
You really coming down for the game?
BIGINOIL wrote: Nipped out for a few essentials earlier. Slightly further to Safeway so I took the motor. I would have driven anyway, it's cold and I was in a hurry.
Big Fairy Non-Bio Fabric Softener Twelve Kronie
As I only had three items, they let me jump the queue and use the fags and lottery counter. It was only a little queue anyway, and there were three checkouts open.
You'll be meaning Morrison's, surely....
It's the Co-Operative for me as I don't drive and it's the only place within walking distance. It's fucking grim. Like shopping in a Russian supermarket in the 1980's. Brown bread is about as exotic as it gets in there.
GlasVegas wrote: It's the Co-Operative for me as I don't drive and it's the only place within walking distance. It's fucking grim. Like shopping in a Russian supermarket in the 1980's. Brown bread is about as exotic as it gets in there.
I disagree. I think co-op rocks myself. I have one just down the road from me too, handy for when you need to pick up essentials, like Becks, Wine etc.......i mean milk and weetabix.
They do free trade stuff which is always a bonus and of course it's a supermarket with a "moral" existance. Good bank too.
It did get ram raided a while ago though, alas, no proper front window for about 3 months. A person in a Liverpool shirt was spotted fleeing the scene in a Cosco GoKart mind!
GlasVegas wrote: It's the Co-Operative for me as I don't drive and it's the only place within walking distance. It's fucking grim. Like shopping in a Russian supermarket in the 1980's. Brown bread is about as exotic as it gets in there.
i agree...and Bonzy's talkin shit. Co-op is crap. your description is spot on. coz we used to have one near me. but that was in the 80's no trolleys. just baskets.
J.A.K wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: It's the Co-Operative for me as I don't drive and it's the only place within walking distance. It's fucking grim. Like shopping in a Russian supermarket in the 1980's. Brown bread is about as exotic as it gets in there.
i agree...and Bonzy's talkin shit. Co-op is crap. your description is spot on. coz we used to have one near me. but that was in the 80's no trolleys. just baskets.
Watch it! We have trolleys at my one
J.A.K wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: It's the Co-Operative for me as I don't drive and it's the only place within walking distance. It's fucking grim. Like shopping in a Russian supermarket in the 1980's. Brown bread is about as exotic as it gets in there.
i agree...and Bonzy's talkin shit. Co-op is crap. your description is spot on. coz we used to have one near me. but that was in the 80's no trolleys. just baskets.
Watch it! We have trolleys at my one
"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote:
As I only had three items, they let me jump the queue and use the fags and lottery counter. It was only a little queue anyway, and there were three checkouts open.
They have pinched that idea from TESCO's, they had that in place for ages.
Sainsbury's have been letting me do that for ages also!
ChrissMari wrote: i went to aldi the other night
PICKLED ONIONS BROWN SAUCE
asdkfgaslkdfhasdf
the Aldi near me is useless.
no trolleys, no baskets.
just use your hands, or find a cardboard box from somewhere and put your stuff in that.
only been once.
ONE checkout open
never again.
(full of stewdies too )
ChrissMari wrote: i went to aldi the other night
PICKLED ONIONS BROWN SAUCE
asdkfgaslkdfhasdf
shit...when i was in the pub last night, a mate got a cornish pastie from the bar for his "tea". to be microwed. it came with Brown Sauce. a huge fuck off PLASTIC bottle of brown sauce. the things you learn.
plastic? always thought it was glass. 
J.A.K wrote:
ChrissMari wrote: i went to aldi the other night
PICKLED ONIONS BROWN SAUCE
asdkfgaslkdfhasdf
shit...when i was in the pub last night, a mate got a cornish pastie from the bar for his "tea". to be microwed. it came with Brown Sauce. a huge fuck off PLASTIC bottle of brown sauce. the things you learn.
plastic? always thought it was glass.
holy shit kid... if you find a plastic bottle of brown sauce you need to ship it me plz
hahaha
i pay wayyyy too much for it over here
and supermarkets here on the whole are a bit more expensive and bigger than they are over there... so aldi is a bit more affordable. if there was netto here i'd be hooking it up.
The brown sauce out of the likes of Aldi or Lidl is rotten. Too runny usually. It's HP, Daddies or nothing I'm afraid.
And my Co-Op doesn't have trolleys either. Or a member of staff under 60. Or baguettes. Or Raspberry Stoli. Or a Daily Record after 10AM.
ChrissMari wrote: i went to aldi the other night
PICKLED ONIONS BROWN SAUCE
asdkfgaslkdfhasdf
Aldi is ace for German stuff, if you are that way inclined... (And I am, so there...)
Snorri xxx
BIGINOIL wrote: Nipped out for a few essentials earlier. Slightly further to Safeway so I took the motor. I would have driven anyway, it's cold and I was in a hurry.
Big Fairy Non-Bio Fabric Softener Twelve Kronie
As I only had three items, they let me jump the queue and use the fags and lottery counter. It was only a little queue anyway, and there were three checkouts open.
You said it mate.
Missy Jem wrote:
You said it mate.
I only wrote that because I thought 'some half-wit will have a right chuckle about that and post some devilishly witty retort that will make everyone laugh at my expense.'
Well, I was nearly right.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
You said it mate.
I only wrote that because I thought 'some half-wit will have a right chuckle about that and post some devilishly witty retort that will make everyone laugh at my expense.'
Well, I was nearly right.
The lady in question considers herself "not funny", yet she pounced on that where I, a self proclaimed witty wag, and padawan of bollox, never even spotted it.
You have to admit tho...you've offered your body freely to many male NOOLers (just never me you cruel bastard 
).
:D
Steve Campbell wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
You said it mate.
I only wrote that because I thought 'some half-wit will have a right chuckle about that and post some devilishly witty retort that will make everyone laugh at my expense.'
Well, I was nearly right.
The lady in question considers herself "not funny", yet she pounced on that where I, a self proclaimed witty wag, and padawan of bollox, never even spotted it.
You have to admit tho...you've offered your body freely to many male NOOLers (just never me you cruel bastard
:D
she's such a tease...and you like it! 
