Footy violence
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Which firms are involved?The Boy wrote:
Shug wrote:
The Boy wrote:
Shug wrote:
A Scouser and Manky lad arguing over footy?
You's are not doing that perceived stereotyping much good lads
Yeah get along like us old firm friends
Did you know that's the first post you've done without trying to wind us Tims up? Yer losing yer touch :D
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty Celtic fans showed up. Never having seen any Celtic supporters at Heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone." "What? All of the Celtic fans are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"
As Mike says, the original was a dig at the Scousers.
How many Huns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. For they live in Eternal Darkness.
Sir Matt Busby in chilling out in heaven on his cloud when St Peter comes up to him trying to persuade Sir Matt to manage a 'Heaven 11' vs 'Hell 11'
After much persuading Sir Matt reluctantly agrees and watches the Heaven squad train.
After the session St Peter somes up to Sir Matt to ask 'Well Sir Matt, do we have a chance'
Sir Matt replies 'Well, you've a pretty decent squad there, but that idiot in the no7 shirt, he needs to go..'
St Peter replies 'Oh dont worry about him Sir Matt, thats just God, he thinks he fuckin Eric Cantona'.
Boom Boom !
Alistair wrote:
AgentWood wrote: not a bad city, dundee. nice reperatory theatre, decent shopping, nice bowling facilities--but it is a bit rough around the edges since the three 'j's went under.
The best part of town is the university district overlooking the Tay. Loads of nice new bars, restaurants etc.
i agree. the area around dundee uni is lovely. and the hospital up by the uni has a mini-shopping centre in it! one of the nicest hospitals i've been in.
but i digress. i stay away from old firm or hibs/hearts footy--too much of what we saw on the video. i prefer to fly under the radar with second division (for now, and probably for a while) raith rovers.
