Say Good-Bye to My PC&L Trivet (it will be donated)

It's been good that you have been quite an attraction for a week. I hope someone appreciates you as much as I have. Thanks to my discovery of ceramic painting, it has become a hobby. I know that there is someone who needs you more than I do. I'll preserve your memory in my avatar.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: It's been good that you have been quite an attraction for a week. I hope someone appreciates you as much as I have. Thanks to my discovery of ceramic painting, it has become a hobby. I know that there is someone who needs you more than I do. I'll preserve your memory in my avatar.

Smash it up and put it in the bottom of a plant pot. Will aid drainage, and fuck up the archeologists of the future.

BIGINOIL, please read my message either on the "Check my avatar out" thread or "Who should design the next NO album sleeve." It's for a charitable cause.

That's mean: everyone knows I can't read.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: BIGINOIL, please read my message either on the "Check my avatar out" thread or "Who should design the next NO album sleeve." It's for a charitable cause.

Don't forget.. to be worth something to a charitable cause, the object needs to be valued.

Donated... to be auctioned? Or do you know of a poor person who has a specific need for a New Order trivet?

Auctioned?

oooh...

What reserve price ya gonna put on it, cozzy?

Ya might be lucky and get an Eskimo with a sense of humour come long, needing a capstone for his igloo.

I don't know what's going to happen during the donation. I'll let you know tomorrow night after my meeting.

I know a Greek restaurant you could donate it to..

Well, I guess I have to grab a marker and write "FRAGILE" on the box multiple times.

please post your donation receipt so we can celebrate. :)

who knows? Maybe Burt will be the anonymous donor who decides to buy your art work. :)

Emma Peel wrote: who knows? Maybe Burt will be the anonymous donor who decides to buy your art work. :)

I'm sure I have some Deutschmarks in a tin somewhere. Perhaps I should get them valued first, just in case.:\ohwell:

Got back from the meeting an hour ago. The trivet won't be donated until the week after Spring Break. I looked at other people's ceramics, and mine stood out. I wonder if someone can understand my trivet, while others did spots, stripes, stars, and flowers. Anyway, the important thing is that it would be donated soon.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Well, I guess I have to grab a marker and write "FRAGILE" on the box multiple times.

You really are a creative genius aren't you, cozzy - a perfect idea for the next NO album sleeve - it could just come in a big cardboard box, with NO written in marker on the side... I think you should move away from ceramics and onto cardboard...

Snorri xxx

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: who knows? Maybe Burt will be the anonymous donor who decides to buy your art work. :)

I'm sure I have some Deutschmarks in a tin somewhere. Perhaps I should get them valued first, just in case.:\ohwell:

If your DMs don't cover the reserve price Burt, I'm sure we could get a consortium going to fund the purchase of this important piece of art history...

Snorri xxx

Rest in PIECES!!!

J.A.K wrote: Rest in PIECES!!!

what a jerk!

J.A.K wrote: Rest in PIECES!!!

indeed... this piece holds a speicla importance for me... why, at least a third of my posts have had something to do with cozzy's trivet (that sounds slightly rude!)... It has given me much joy over the past week or so... Wherever it goes, I hope it finds love, respect and, above all peace...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: who knows? Maybe Burt will be the anonymous donor who decides to buy your art work. :)

I'm sure I have some Deutschmarks in a tin somewhere. Perhaps I should get them valued first, just in case.:\ohwell:

If your DMs don't cover the reserve price Burt, I'm sure we could get a consortium going to fund the purchase of this important piece of art history...

Snorri xxx

Perhaps JP Getty or Maurice Saatchi will put in a bid.

Who are JP and Maurice? Why did I bother asking that?

so when are you going to change your avatar?

Ronald Kirsch wrote: so when are you going to change your avatar?

do i sense some impatience on your part, Ron?

Emma Peel wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: so when are you going to change your avatar?

do i sense some impatience on your part, Ron?

perhaps, perhaps.

Hey, let cozzy keep the avatar - it'll be the only memory left of the masterpiece once it's gone to a better place...

Snorri xxx

she can keep it. why do we have to suffer. :D

Ronald Kirsch wrote: she can keep it. why do we have to suffer. :D

I'm beginning to like it... It's better than having to look at pictures of footballers...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: she can keep it. why do we have to suffer. :D

I'm beginning to like it... It's better than having to look at pictures of footballers...

Snorri xxx

you have a point.

Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

How much is the trivet going for? And does the charity except paypal?

I'll keep the picture of the avatar. I don't know how the donation process works yet. Maybe I just give it to the oncology unit; I don't think money will be involved. I'll do some more pottery work when I get back from spring break.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'll do some more pottery work when I get back from spring break.

So where are you jaunting off to for spring break, cozzie? And what will be the next pottery project?

Perhaps a vase?

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

You gonna auction your masterpiece as well then Burt?

Snorri xxx

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'll do some more pottery work when I get back from spring break.

So where are you jaunting off to for spring break, cozzie? And what will be the next pottery project?

Perhaps a vase?

Unfortunately, I'm going home for spring break. I wanted to go to the New Order v. Duran Duran Cage Dancing event in Washington, D.C. until I got clarification that Barney is not going to be there. Plus, I am incredibly busy!

Now, speaking of pottery I'm thinking about doing two pieces. The first one would be a bisque of a pig. I'm thinking about painting the the words, "I think you are a pig, You should be in a zoo." I want to do another flat surface painting. I could do a trivet displaying the cover design for Unknown Pleasures, but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'll do some more pottery work when I get back from spring break.

So where are you jaunting off to for spring break, cozzie? And what will be the next pottery project?

Perhaps a vase?

Unfortunately, I'm going home for spring break. I wanted to go to the New Order v. Duran Duran Cage Dancing event in Washington, D.C. until I got clarification that Barney is not going to be there. Plus, I am incredibly busy!

Now, speaking of pottery I'm thinking about doing two pieces. The first one would be a bisque of a pig. I'm thinking about painting the the words, "I think you are a pig, You should be in a zoo." I want to do another flat surface painting. I could do a trivet displaying the cover design for Unknown Pleasures, but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

And then expand to ovenware - a Power, Corruption and Pies oven dish, perhaps? :)

Snorri xxx

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

I would love to see a tea set. That could be really nice.

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

I would love to see a tea set. That could be really nice.

Or should that be a Jay-Ee-Tea set? :)

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

You gonna auction your masterpiece as well then Burt?

Snorri xxx

LOL... I'm not under the false impression that it's worth anything..

:stupid:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

You gonna auction your masterpiece as well then Burt?

Snorri xxx

LOL... I'm not under the false impression that it's worth anything..

:stupid:

You know what these arty types are like though, will pay stupid amounts for any old pile of rubbish... Not that that's a comment about your own artistic abilities or anything... :)

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

You gonna auction your masterpiece as well then Burt?

Snorri xxx

LOL... I'm not under the false impression that it's worth anything..

:stupid:

You know what these arty types are like though, will pay stupid amounts for any old pile of rubbish... Not that that's a comment about your own artistic abilities or anything... :)

Snorri xxx

Shhhh!... I got Damien Hirst on the phone right now..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Hey Ron..

You want me to change my avatar back too?

It was a cozzy tribute piece...

You gonna auction your masterpiece as well then Burt?

Snorri xxx

LOL... I'm not under the false impression that it's worth anything..

:stupid:

You know what these arty types are like though, will pay stupid amounts for any old pile of rubbish... Not that that's a comment about your own artistic abilities or anything... :)

Snorri xxx

Shhhh!... I got Damien Hirst on the phone right now..

Ask him how much he'll pay for Cozzy's trivet...

Snorri xxx

He reckons it will look good smashed into tiny pieces and stuck in a dark bucket of formaldehyde..

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Your trivet has become quite a talking point, Cozzy... Adn any publicity is good publicity - bodes well for future projects... :)

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

I would love to see a tea set. That could be really nice.

Or should that be a Jay-Ee-Tea set? :)

Snorri xxx

Nice pun, Snorri. I like the song, but I chose its opponent in the NO Cup poll (I have good taste). Jetstream now makes me laugh since it's Freudian. I can start a PC&L dish, but it wouldn't be the same.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: but I'm debating whether I should paint a NO/JD tea set!

I would love to see a tea set. That could be really nice.

Or should that be a Jay-Ee-Tea set? :)

Snorri xxx

Nice pun, Snorri. I like the song, but I chose its opponent in the NO Cup poll (I have good taste). Jetstream now makes me laugh since it's Freudian. I can start a PC&L dish, but it wouldn't be the same.

True, best to move on... You could always work through the album covers - Movement in fabric, Brotherhood in metal, Low-Life in tracing paper and charcoals, Technique in dat-glo paint, Republic in photos, etc.

Snorri xxx

Thanx for your suggestions, Snorri. I would like to master in ceramic paint though. Brotherhood would be the easiest since I can use the slate color throughout. I'm still thinking...

I may want to buy them.. lets make a deal!

Burt I will give £20 Cozzie $1.29

Cath, please reconsider the prices, pleeease.

Well Cozzie.. I assumed the $1.29 would include shipping

I reckon Cozzie will settle for a Dairylea Triangle in her lunchbox

You're so evil, Cath :evil:

Cath wrote: I may want to buy them.. lets make a deal!

Burt I will give £20 Cozzie $1.29

I think you're paying over the odds for Burt's effort...

Snorri xxx

Burt Reynolds wrote: I reckon Cozzie will settle for a Dairylea Triangle in her lunchbox

I just googled Dairylea Triangle. Looks good, but I'm worth more than a slab of cheese. :D

I've found an intesting link here.

Triangles as beautiful? Now there's an artistic interpretation...

I like Burts.. its functional. You can eat off it or hang it on a wall.

Cozzies well.. I would have to keep a hot pot on it.. its purely functional.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I just googled Dairylea Triangle.

There's a phrase you don't hear every day!

Snorri xxx

It's now a part of English Snorri. BTW, click on the link that I just posted.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I've found an intesting link here.

Triangles as beautiful? Now there's an artistic interpretation...

Scary...

Snorri xxx

Cath wrote: I like Burts.. its functional. You can eat off it or hang it on a wall.

Cozzies well.. I would have to keep a hot pot on it.. its purely functional.

My retort:

Burt's- Good for aerodynamics function but will eventually experience wear and tear from ultimate frisbee, a dog, color fading from the sun, and other elements.

Cozmonite61- Yes, you can put a pot on it. But it would be better if a bottle of Pernod or absinthe takes its place. A good sign for a Barney's Angel like me :D

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Cath wrote: I like Burts.. its functional. You can eat off it or hang it on a wall.

Cozzies well.. I would have to keep a hot pot on it.. its purely functional.

My retort:

Burt's- Good for aerodynamics function but will eventually experience wear and tear from ultimate frisbee, a dog, color fading from the sun, and other elements.

Cozmonite61- Yes, you can put a pot on it. But it would be better if a bottle of Pernod or absinthe takes its place. A good sign for a Barney's Angel like me :D

Maybe your next project could be given to Barney as a sign of your affection?

Snorri xxx

Yea maybe Barneys kitchen needs a Get Ready napkin holder!

Cath wrote: Yea maybe Barneys kitchen needs a Get Ready napkin holder!

Or a pair of Brotherhood oven gloves?

The New Order Home Range... Now available from all good department stores...

Snorri xxx

How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

Or a Waiting For The Siren's Call answerphone?

Snorri xxx

Or a Substance cat litter tray?

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

OK, just googled it. That's embarrassing...

Thieves Like Us burglar alarm, anyone?

Snorri xxx

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

It could play a a midi version of Dreams Never End when the paper runs out as a reminder to replace it.

Cath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

It could play a a midi version of Dreams Never End when the paper runs out as a reminder to replace it.

Or 'She's Lost Control'..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Cath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

It could play a a midi version of Dreams Never End when the paper runs out as a reminder to replace it.

Or 'She's Lost Control'..

That would be the colostomy bag, wouldn't it?

Snorri xxx

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Cath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: How about a Movement Bog Roll Holder?

It could play a a midi version of Dreams Never End when the paper runs out as a reminder to replace it.

Or 'She's Lost Control'..

Thats part of the Joy Division toilet bowl lid. "She's Lost Control" plays when the seat is left up too long. Reminder to lower it before a woman accidentally sits on the cold porcelain without looking.

Right kiddies, off to set my Sunrise alarm and snuggle up under my Dreams Never End duvet...

Nighty night!

Snorri xxx

OK, this thread has gone somewhere else. Please stop with the bathroom humor. It makes me look bad.

Bossy Boots!

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, this thread has gone somewhere else. Please stop with the bathroom humor. It makes me look bad.

LOL.. Trust me, it's not the toilet humour making you look bad.

This is turning into a long goodbye..LOL

OK, sorry for being too egoistic around here. It's Spring Break and I want to see if I can make it to 750 posts. Cath, can we just get along? :)

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, sorry for being too egoistic around here. It's Spring Break and I want to see if I can make it to 750 posts. Cath, can we just get along? :)

750 POSTS?.. on this thread?.. PLEASE NOOO!

That's the longest goodbye to your trivet ever..

Somebody stop her!!

Burt, I don't mean 750 posts on this thread. I mean 750 overall to get to the next level. Calm down.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, I don't mean 750 posts on this thread. I mean 750 overall to get to the next level. Calm down.

Well..

Member of the Movement does sound like a bowel problem..

Bloody hell you lot are vicious...do me a favour and stay the hell away from my community 2 entry...my ego couldn't handle the abuse. ;)

Don't worry Cozzie, they don't really mean it half as bad as you're taking it pet :D

Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell you lot are vicious...do me a favour and stay the hell away from my community 2 entry...my ego couldn't handle the abuse. ;)

LOL... which one is yours again, Cambo?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Bloody hell you lot are vicious...do me a favour and stay the hell away from my community 2 entry...my ego couldn't handle the abuse. ;)

LOL... which one is yours again, Cambo?

LOL...no chance :D there's already a german version os Simon Cowell over there, without you tow saying it sounds like i recorded it through thee builtin mic on a portable stereo.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, sorry for being too egoistic around here. It's Spring Break and I want to see if I can make it to 750 posts. Cath, can we just get along? :)

Hey Cozzie, start one of thowse word association threads - if you can get someone to play along they're always good for a fair few posts... I'm perfectly willing to carry on discussing ceramics with you if that'll help?

Snorri xxx

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, sorry for being too egoistic around here. It's Spring Break and I want to see if I can make it to 750 posts. Cath, can we just get along? :)

I thought we were getting along.. :baloon:

Yes, I know. I have been egoistic lately about my art.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Yes, I know. I have been egoistic lately about my art.

Oh Christ... this is not unlike the end of The Exorcist III. Will someone kill this thread NOW!..

PLEASE KILL IT!!

OK, I am formally declaring an end to it. Are you happy now, Burt? Calm down, dude.

Go to sleep, Burt.

Let me say goodbye to the privet and all the nice people around!

Just wanted to have the last word...

Snorri xxx

Okay Snorri, we're happy to let you have the last word on this one.

Cool, much appreciated...

Snorri xxx

Don't mention it.

I won't...

Snorri xxx

ok snorri can have the last word here.

It's ok, I don't want the last word anymore... Cozzie should have it... Maybe she could post a big picture of the trivet? :)

Snorri xxx

are we sue its a trivet at all?

definitions i found by doing a quick search:

A metal stand with short feet, used under a hot dish on a table.

A three-legged stand made of metal, used for supporting cooking vessels in a hearth.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: are we sue its a trivet at all?

definitions i found by doing a quick search:

A metal stand with short feet, used under a hot dish on a table.

A three-legged stand made of metal, used for supporting cooking vessels in a hearth.

Well, if that's the case it's the worst trivet ever! Unless she meant it as a coaster/place mat... I thought trivet meant/had been mistaken for trinket... Whatever it is - it's unique...

Snorri xxx

unique, that's a good description.

I did look the word up a few days ago. When I went to the pottery shop, the piece was advertised as a "trivet". If you want to dispute on how words are created, go read Plato's "Cratylus".

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I did look the word up a few days ago. When I went to the pottery shop, the piece was advertised as a "trivet". If you want to dispute on how words are created, go read Plato's "Cratylus".

not right now cozzie as i'm about to go to work. you can call it whatever you like.

Well, of course, I meant read it when you have time.

We should follow dictionary difinitions. Only and only that prevents from a chaos

I like your username's color scheme.