if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

a lad in 70's ran onto the pitch at Old Trafford v Leeds and hit a decent half volley.

It was a goal kick to Leeds.

Barney Army wrote: a lad in 70's ran onto the pitch at Old Trafford v Leeds and hit a decent half volley.

It was a goal kick to Leeds.

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Hank Wiseass© wrote: if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

Depends, based on some of the refereeing I've seen lately I wonder whether the illegitimate so-and-son in the black would even notice you weren't actually a member of either side... Make sure you tuck your shirt in or don't celebrate too much or you might get booked...

Snorri xxx

Hank Wiseass© wrote: if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

And just who are you planning on doing this against?

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Why oh why would anyone NOT wanna do that?

ChrissMari wrote:

Hank Wiseass© wrote: if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

And just who are you planning on doing this against?

Well name a team who can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo in front of goal right now.. That's not a trick question!

Twatto wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Why oh why would anyone NOT wanna do that?

Cause leeds suck??

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Hank Wiseass© wrote: if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

And just who are you planning on doing this against?

Well name a team who can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo in front of goal right now.. That's not a trick question!

the Redmen. :(

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Hank Wiseass© wrote: if I leg it onto the pitch tomorrow night, tackle someone, dribble past 3 and slot it in the top corner; does the goal stand?

It's for a pitch invasion and subsequent top goal I'm planning on scoring.

And just who are you planning on doing this against?

Well name a team who can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo in front of goal right now.. That's not a trick question!

Not even with three strikers starting against a shit team

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Why oh why would anyone NOT wanna do that?

Cause leeds suck??

How can you say such a horrid thing, you being a northerner and all?????????? By the way, did you get an answer to you "Patrick Stewart Should Be Knighted" letter in the new year? He's gonna be at my graduation ceremony (if I pass!)

Should have also said that Twatto,you have now risen in my estimations. Not many Leeds fans admit to it on here. In fact I can name them all Me, JT and Johnny Giles. The others are scared of ridicule most likely Go on Barca

ChrissMari wrote:

Not even with three strikers starting against a shit team

No!!! Maybe if they swapped Hyypia and Crouch though... Nice pic CM btw!

Triple Nelson...

Lucyjane wrote:

How can you say such a horrid thing, you being a northerner and all?????????? By the way, did you get an answer to you "Patrick Stewart Should Be Knighted" letter in the new year? He's gonna be at my graduation ceremony (if I pass!)

i maybe northern but i can still hate Leeds UTD

I don't know why i've just always hated leeds utd, elland road's a right dump. i hope they go up because with the team they've got they'll get pumped every week.

Nah tony never replied obviously doesn't need the votes. ah well, i'll send a follow up after easter, in time for the queens birthday honours.

if you graduate, get pictures!!

Will Do!!! (I am glad that it will be Sir Patrick that you'll be interested in, because I will look a right twat in a cap and gown )

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Why oh why would anyone NOT wanna do that?

Cause leeds suck??

Leeds do not suck. We had bad financial management. We are looking like getting promoted this season, which is not bad to say we've had around 40 debuts in the last season and a half.

Lucyjane wrote: Will Do!!! (I am glad that it will be Sir Patrick that you'll be interested in, because I will look a right twat in a cap and gown )

Glad to see the use of 'Sir Patrick'

Twatto wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Twatto wrote:

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! (does Leeds salute)

why oh why would anyone wanna do that?

Why oh why would anyone NOT wanna do that?

Cause leeds suck??

Leeds do not suck. We had bad financial management. We are looking like getting promoted this season, which is not bad to say we've had around 40 debuts in the last season and a half.

Aye,right.

Lucyjane wrote: Should have also said that Twatto,you have now risen in my estimations. Not many Leeds fans admit to it on here. In fact I can name them all Me, JT and Johnny Giles. The others are scared of ridicule most likely Go on Barca

Well obviously we 4 are the only real LUFC fans on the site.

LUFC and proud since 1992

(despite being stuck living in Manchester)

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Not even with three strikers starting against a shit team

No!!! Maybe if they swapped Hyypia and Crouch though... Nice pic CM btw!

Triple Nelson...

Thanks RE: the pic :D

I think they should swap Hyypia with anyone who's still young enough to play ;) haha

ChrissMari wrote:

Thanks RE: the pic :D

I think they should swap Hyypia with anyone who's still young enough to play ;) haha

At least he scored one recently, and in the right end! Wonder if Rushie's got anything on tomorrow...

Hac is Leeds as well.

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Thanks RE: the pic :D

I think they should swap Hyypia with anyone who's still young enough to play ;) haha

At least he scored one recently, and in the right end! Wonder if Rushie's got anything on tomorrow...

the same match he was *this close* to scoring for both sides!

haha

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Thanks RE: the pic :D

I think they should swap Hyypia with anyone who's still young enough to play ;) haha

At least he scored one recently, and in the right end! Wonder if Rushie's got anything on tomorrow...

the same match he was *this close* to scoring for both sides!

haha

Carra is our king of the og's! Closely followed by Traore, closely followed by Gerrard...

Lucyjane wrote: Should have also said that Twatto,you have now risen in my estimations. Not many Leeds fans admit to it on here. In fact I can name them all Me, JT and Johnny Giles. The others are scared of ridicule most likely Go on Barca

I am so....sorry. I have already been told off by hubby (JT) that there are more LUFC fans on here. Accept my apologies. (I actually mean this sincerely) Go on Barca!!

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Thanks RE: the pic :D

I think they should swap Hyypia with anyone who's still young enough to play ;) haha

At least he scored one recently, and in the right end! Wonder if Rushie's got anything on tomorrow...

the same match he was *this close* to scoring for both sides!

haha

Carra is our king of the og's! Closely followed by Traore, closely followed by Gerrard...

and Crouch is your king of dubious goals :D

ChrissMari wrote:

and Crouch is your king of dubious goals :D

Thought that was Luis Garcia against CFC?

Unlucky Ron, that's a toughie with WB... But how can you have a goalie with a pink shirt???!

been close. and Kevin Blackwell has agreed to a three year contract.