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Well, I just started it. But already it's so boring I think we should spend several hours over the next few days discussing how boring it is :p
Actually, just post whatever as a response. Your pet peeves, personal habits, home addresses and credit card PIN numbers, whatever 
Did I mention how boring this thread is? God, people, get it together 
NObabe wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Actually, just post whatever as a response.
whatever as a response
post anything ?
ok here's the pic of my shed again if you missed it on another thread.
it's still standing but could collapse at any moment
i'll keep you updated
I take it you haven't used your shed in a long time Johnny? I have a load of vegetation and clematis on mine. The previous owners of my house decided to nail the asphalt onto the shed roof, how clever! I now need to get my shed roof re-roofed and have been scratching my head for a long time as to how to do it, i like my greenery as it provides much needed privacy. Perhaps somebody could advise...
Missy Jem wrote: I take it you haven't used your shed in a long time Johnny? I have a load of vegetation and clematis on mine. The previous owners of my house decided to nail the asphalt onto the shed roof, how clever! I now need to get my shed roof re-roofed and have been scratching my head for a long time as to how to do it, i like my greenery as it provides much needed privacy. Perhaps somebody could advise...
simply sealig the nail holes?
always wanted a shed :(
If you want a shed you can have mine. I don't want it. You'll have to come and get it, mind.
Missy, just ask if you need any roof-laying tips. I am simething of a master shed-roof-layer.
Don't worry i'm sure one day you'll have enough money to live in one
Oh and sealing the holes? I'd like a proper job thankyou.:p
BIGINOIL wrote: If you want a shed you can have mine. I don't want it. You'll have to come and get it, mind.
Missy, just ask if you need any roof-laying tips. I am simething of a master shed-roof-layer.
Hmmmmm, what's that saying? 'jack of all...
Missy Jem wrote:
Hmmmmm, what's that saying? 'jack of all...
no need, I say NO NEED. I was only trying to be nice.
First time today, an orl!
BIGINOIL wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Hmmmmm, what's that saying? 'jack of all...
no need, I say NO NEED. I was only trying to be nice.
First time today, an orl!
It must be all that fresh air you're getting!
I'm not sure i like it when you're nice, it puts me on edge 
Johnny wrote: post anything ?
ok here's the pic of my shed again if you missed it on another thread.
it's still standing but could collapse at any moment
i'll keep you updated
Okay, I see the first shed, but where's the second one? Your nickname is "Two Sheds", after all :p
Missy Jem wrote:
I'm not sure i like it when you're nice, it puts me on edge
Well don't worry, I can only manage it once a day.
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You've got it sorted Jemma...Biggie will come and sort your roof out, I'll gladly act as your personal IT consultant.....now you just have to find yourself a gardener a cook, a parrot keeper and a tv channel changer :D
Err, roof-laying tips, I said. The days of me running around on shed roofs are long gone. You end up covered in bird shit, for one thing.
The next and only shed roof I intend to touch will be my own. I am going to touch it with an axe as I smash it up into little peices and throw it in the bin. Fcuking thing - I really hate that shed.
Missy Jem wrote: I take it you haven't used your shed in a long time Johnny? ...
who needs to retreat to the shed when you've got NOOL??
:)
BIGINOIL wrote: Err, roof-laying tips, I said. The days of me running around on shed roofs are long gone. You end up covered in bird shit, for one thing.
The next and only shed roof I intend to touch will be my own. I am going to touch it with an axe as I smash it up into little peices and throw it in the bin. Fcuking thing - I really hate that shed.
Shame on you Col....a damsel in distress and all...tut tut tut.
Don't worry oet i'll make your computer work better anyway, even if this workshy fop wont do a tiny bit of life and limb risking for you.
DISCLAIMER: as a linuc user, I will try 3 times to make windows work, then simple put a hatchet through the case and proclaim "it works better" now :D
You can borrow my axe after I've finished using it on my shed.
Then, once you've put it through MJ's computer, she can borrow it.
Give it a wipe before handing it back please Jem.
BIGINOIL wrote: You can borrow my axe after I've finished using it on my shed.
Then, once you've put it through MJ's computer, she can borrow it.
Give it a wipe before handing it back please Jem.
A progressive and community orientated stance on the re-use of resources,and also management of toxic waste (shed, windows infected PC, and paddyguts) and from a chap in the oil biz...well done sir :D
BIGINOIL wrote: You can borrow my axe after I've finished using it on my shed.
Then, once you've put it through MJ's computer, she can borrow it.
Give it a wipe before handing it back please Jem.
And it's 'Miss' to you.
Missy Jem wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: You can borrow my axe after I've finished using it on my shed.
Then, once you've put it through MJ's computer, she can borrow it.
Give it a wipe before handing it back please Jem.
Sorry Piss.
(I have a cold)
wow impressive I mean you get the "i have a cold" line in
thereby envoking both parrots AND bolton.
Wisdom.
:D 
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:o :p 
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