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So I was listening to the Aphex Twin there and thinking how good most of my fave tracks of his would be as room clearers.
So...it's 6am, your house if full of post pub rioters, and you've had quite enough.....what record do you put on to cause them all to turn white with terror and fook off?
I must confess that NO would achieve it for most of my mates the tasteless plebs.
Dynah Mo Hum by Frank Zappa can make only the females leave FWIW ;)
probably the worst song of all time:
achy breaky heart
...closely followed by cottoneye Joe.
(just spewed up)
J.A.K wrote: probably the worst song of all time:
achy breaky heart
...closely followed by cottoneye Joe.
(just spewed up)
OK...best room clearer that wont get your house fucking trashed, and you stabbed ( particularly if I'm around)
PS thank's a fucking heap you scouse cunt I can hear that song now.
I'm with Bill Hicks on his policy of "let's hunt and kill billy ray cirus".
I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.
Missy Jem wrote: For me it would be anything by Aqua or Boyzone
you MUSt hear the Orb remixes of Barbie girl...quite quite priceless.
I have to sit in work ( when I'm there) with a westlife fan....and her CD's...she also turns NO off!
Steve Campbell wrote:
I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.
maybe, but if it came on at a party i was at i'd run for the hills before the KY jelly comes out 
ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
you could be an IRA hatchet man and we wouldn't even know it.
Steve Campbell wrote:
you MUSt hear the Orb remixes of Barbie girl...quite quite priceless.
PASS!!!!!!!!
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
No but daniel o'donnel's (and there's another fucker who'll empty a party...but get your house torched) mammy keeps him well and truly locked up when I'm around...I'm just waiting on the RPG7 I bought on ebay.
you could be an IRA hatchet man and we wouldn't even know it.
I'm a hun you bliff....so I suppose I could be a shankhill butcher?
;)
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
LOL I WAS rather thinking some smart bollox would say "anything by SNSS"...but I see you play yet more dangerously than even that Bonz :D
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
:mad4:
shut it or i'll set the re: order boys on yer.
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Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
LOL I WAS rather thinking some smart bollox would say "anything by SNSS"...but I see you play yet more dangerously than even that Bonz :D
Definitely Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
:mad4:
shut it or i'll set the re: order boys on yer.
and i thought you were learning! 
AgentWood wrote: you don't bring me flowers--barbra MF streisand
i was thinking of Babs Version of "Send in the Clowns"
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.
Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!
So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!
Er, Donegal? 
And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!
LOL at hiding plan.
Shows you how much attention I pay don;t it...I've no idea WTF you're on about.
terrorist twats are like the giant hording monsters in that episode of the simpsons....if you stop looking at them, they go away...now if only more people could ignore them with the relish I do ;)
if it was one of Missy's do's, then:
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's
if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:
TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.
Al Jarvis wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.
Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!
So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!
Er, Donegal?
And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!
Errr...I'll ask Marty Mc.
He should have just migrated to Liverpool, then plonked himself in the Pen & Wig pub in town all day. He would be have easily blended in with the other irish misfits in that boozer. what's more. its a strip club down stairs. so he might have got a free dance too.
J.A.K wrote: if it was one of Missy's do's, then:
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's
if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:
TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.
LOL....I think the DK's might reveal a side of missy you would NOT want in your living room.
Al Jarvis wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.
Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!
So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!
Er, Donegal?
And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!
It looks like it was a shotgun blast. He put his hands to his face. Trigger pulled. Bang.
With the IRA on ceasefire, and him being close to Adams and Mc Guiness, it looked like he would be left alone. Increasingly, it seems it was ones from South Armagh. A bunch of loonies. They don't give a fuck what's happening in the peace process. Plus they know the boarders inside out.
The Classical - The Fall
AgentWood wrote:
LE Roberts wrote: Yanni's "Reflections of Passion" ... :barf:
you win.
who the fucks Yanni?
Kill surf city or surfing usa by JAMC, it's worked for me on 3 separate occasions, people just can't stand the screaming feedback :)
AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation
jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.
so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.
:p
J.A.K wrote:
AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation
jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.
so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.
:p
oh, he doesn't sing. he plays the sort of lite jazz/new age music you hear when you're getting a massage.
(the pipe burster) i.e Never Understand - by the Mary Chain.
(unless its a goth party hey Chris)
AgentWood wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation
jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.
so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.
:p
oh, he doesn't sing. he plays the sort of lite jazz/new age music you hear when you're getting a massage.
ahhh got it now. its all coming back. i should have known.
Yep...know him well.
J.A.K wrote: (the pipe burster) i.e Never Understand - by the Mary Chain.
(unless its a goth party hey Chris)
LE Roberts wrote:
who the fucks Yanni?
My mom's going to open up a can of :mad4: on your ass!
Cool!!! is your mum Debra. ex-wife of the Texas Rattlesnake - Stone Cold Steve Austin.
is your mum Debra. ex-wife of the Texas Rattlesnake - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Not in that league, but she'll club the piss out of any Yanni or Andrea Bochelli dissers.
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - The Rod-meister 
Trust me, that will endanger any and all party-lurkers with toxic levels of suckitude
Also might want to try nu-metal if you absolutely, positively have to clear out every last motherfucker in the room 
Flipper's 7-inch single of Brainwash takes the cake for me. A stuttering riff, repeated over and over, while the singer himself stutters "You see..............there was this........forget it......you wouldn´t understand anyway" over each repeated stanza, seems like about 15 times in a row, before the locked groove on the 45 sticks on the last phrase, till someone manually lifts the needle from the records. It's worked twice for me.
Early Neubauten is sure to get a negative reaction from most people as well.
Definitely Barney Army wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.
maybe, but if it came on at a party i was at i'd run for the hills before the KY jelly comes out
You bitch!
J.A.K wrote: if it was one of Missy's do's, then:
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's
if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:
TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.
What's this JAK? Why am I mentioned here? :confused3:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
What's this JAK? Why am I mentioned here? :confused3:
Paranoid?
No, Chris, I'm not paranoid. I'm just confused with JAK's joke. I was the butt of his trivet jokes before Burt Reynolds came along. 
Christopher Owens wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated. So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?! Er, Donegal?
It looks like it was a shotgun blast. He put his hands to his face. Trigger pulled. Bang. Increasingly, it seems it was ones from South Armagh. A bunch of loonies. They don't give a fuck what's happening in the peace process. Plus they know the boarders inside out.
the words Ex -British Agent didn't mean too much. seems.
Sheryl Crow- as cool as she may be her tunes are painful. Certainly not anything close to Joni Mitchell or Bonnie Rait-if she were at all trying. Anything blinding metal would quickly melt the ice.
BALDRICK wrote: Russ Abbot=What an atmosphere
if we're gonna use dirty weapons then
Anything by Black Lace.
not sure it was mentioned before. . .and not sure of the name. . .
"a little bit of emma peel all night long, a little bit of missy jem singing a song"
that would probably do it.
JHC
Just put on a Yoko Ono album...John might've gotten lucky there back in 1980, now that I think about it
Tony Conrad / Faust - "From the Side of Man and Woman" - 27 minutes of a pulsing drumbeat and a single repeated bass note underpinning Conrad's single violin note droning. I believe Faust bassist Jean-Herve Peron's fingers were bloody stubs by the end.
Mogwai - "My Father My King" 20 minutes and 12 seconds of doomy metal/post-rock wherein the final 5 minutes the guitars are set down and left to feed back into the amplifiers.
anything by Karl Stockhausen, Edgard Varese, Rhys Chatham,Lightning Bolt,Earth, or Merzbow
