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So I was listening to the Aphex Twin there and thinking how good most of my fave tracks of his would be as room clearers.
So...it's 6am, your house if full of post pub rioters, and you've had quite enough.....what record do you put on to cause them all to turn white with terror and fook off?
I must confess that NO would achieve it for most of my mates the tasteless plebs.
Dynah Mo Hum by Frank Zappa can make only the females leave FWIW ;)
probably the worst song of all time:
achy breaky heart
...closely followed by cottoneye Joe.
(just spewed up)
J.A.K wrote: probably the worst song of all time:
achy breaky heart
...closely followed by cottoneye Joe.
(just spewed up)
OK...best room clearer that wont get your house fucking trashed, and you stabbed ( particularly if I'm around)
PS thank's a fucking heap you scouse cunt I can hear that song now.
I'm with Bill Hicks on his policy of "let's hunt and kill billy ray cirus".
I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.
Missy Jem wrote: For me it would be anything by Aqua or Boyzone
you MUSt hear the Orb remixes of Barbie girl...quite quite priceless.
I have to sit in work ( when I'm there) with a westlife fan....and her CD's...she also turns NO off!
Steve Campbell wrote:
I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.
maybe, but if it came on at a party i was at i'd run for the hills before the KY jelly comes out 
ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
you could be an IRA hatchet man and we wouldn't even know it.
Steve Campbell wrote:
you MUSt hear the Orb remixes of Barbie girl...quite quite priceless.
PASS!!!!!!!!
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
No but daniel o'donnel's (and there's another fucker who'll empty a party...but get your house torched) mammy keeps him well and truly locked up when I'm around...I'm just waiting on the RPG7 I bought on ebay.
you could be an IRA hatchet man and we wouldn't even know it.
I'm a hun you bliff....so I suppose I could be a shankhill butcher?
;)
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
LOL I WAS rather thinking some smart bollox would say "anything by SNSS"...but I see you play yet more dangerously than even that Bonz :D
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
:mad4:
shut it or i'll set the re: order boys on yer.
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Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
LOL I WAS rather thinking some smart bollox would say "anything by SNSS"...but I see you play yet more dangerously than even that Bonz :D
Definitely Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Barney Army- Confusion
:mad4:
shut it or i'll set the re: order boys on yer.
and i thought you were learning! 
AgentWood wrote: you don't bring me flowers--barbra MF streisand
i was thinking of Babs Version of "Send in the Clowns"
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.
Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!
So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!
Er, Donegal? 
And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!
LOL at hiding plan.
Shows you how much attention I pay don;t it...I've no idea WTF you're on about.
terrorist twats are like the giant hording monsters in that episode of the simpsons....if you stop looking at them, they go away...now if only more people could ignore them with the relish I do ;)
if it was one of Missy's do's, then:
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's
if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:
TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.
Al Jarvis wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?
Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.
Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!
So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!
Er, Donegal?
And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!
Errr...I'll ask Marty Mc.
He should have just migrated to Liverpool, then plonked himself in the Pen & Wig pub in town all day. He would be have easily blended in with the other irish misfits in that boozer. what's more. its a strip club down stairs. so he might have got a free dance too.
J.A.K wrote: if it was one of Missy's do's, then:
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's
if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:
TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.
LOL....I think the DK's might reveal a side of missy you would NOT want in your living room.
