Best party emptying tune?

Al Jarvis wrote:

J.A.K wrote: ey Cambo, it wasn't you who chopped off Denis Donaldson's hand in County Donegal yesterday was it?

Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated.

Daft sod. Didn't he allow himself to be photographed outside his cottage in some Irish paper recently after a journalist tracked him down?!

So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?!

Er, Donegal?

And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!

It looks like it was a shotgun blast. He put his hands to his face. Trigger pulled. Bang.

With the IRA on ceasefire, and him being close to Adams and Mc Guiness, it looked like he would be left alone. Increasingly, it seems it was ones from South Armagh. A bunch of loonies. They don't give a fuck what's happening in the peace process. Plus they know the boarders inside out.

The Classical - The Fall

AgentWood wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Yanni's "Reflections of Passion" ... :barf:

you win.

who the fucks Yanni?

yanni: the greek new age music sensation

who the fucks Yanni?

My mom's going to open up a can of :mad4: on your ass!

best yanni moment: jack black wearing a yanni t-shirt in high fidelity.

Kill surf city or surfing usa by JAMC, it's worked for me on 3 separate occasions, people just can't stand the screaming feedback :)

AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation

jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.

so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.

:p

J.A.K wrote:

AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation

jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.

so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.

:p

oh, he doesn't sing. he plays the sort of lite jazz/new age music you hear when you're getting a massage.

(the pipe burster) i.e Never Understand - by the Mary Chain.

(unless its a goth party hey Chris)

AgentWood wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

AgentWood wrote: yanni: the greek new age music sensation

jesus!! its one of the three muskateers.

so he sings...then challenges you to a dual hey Woodsy.

:p

oh, he doesn't sing. he plays the sort of lite jazz/new age music you hear when you're getting a massage.

ahhh got it now. its all coming back. i should have known. Yep...know him well.

J.A.K wrote: (the pipe burster) i.e Never Understand - by the Mary Chain.

(unless its a goth party hey Chris)

LE Roberts wrote:

who the fucks Yanni?

My mom's going to open up a can of :mad4: on your ass!

Cool!!! is your mum Debra. ex-wife of the Texas Rattlesnake - Stone Cold Steve Austin.

you hear when you're getting a massage...

...from him! :wink3:

is your mum Debra. ex-wife of the Texas Rattlesnake - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Not in that league, but she'll club the piss out of any Yanni or Andrea Bochelli dissers.

...And she whips up a mean potayta salad.

:\pimp3:

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - The Rod-meister

Trust me, that will endanger any and all party-lurkers with toxic levels of suckitude

Also might want to try nu-metal if you absolutely, positively have to clear out every last motherfucker in the room

yeah nickelboyzoneback could clear Irvine meadows in 40secs flat :D

Flipper's 7-inch single of Brainwash takes the cake for me. A stuttering riff, repeated over and over, while the singer himself stutters "You see..............there was this........forget it......you wouldn´t understand anyway" over each repeated stanza, seems like about 15 times in a row, before the locked groove on the 45 sticks on the last phrase, till someone manually lifts the needle from the records. It's worked twice for me.

Early Neubauten is sure to get a negative reaction from most people as well.

Any song that Dad listens to, including Jerry Vale (aside from corny teeny-bopper tunes).

Definitely Barney Army wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

I dunno BTW BA....the bits in between the vocals on some BB stuff is kinda OK.

maybe, but if it came on at a party i was at i'd run for the hills before the KY jelly comes out

You bitch!

J.A.K wrote: if it was one of Missy's do's, then:

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK by the Dead Kennedy's

if it was one of Cozzy's parties, then:

TOUCH ME I'M SICK by Mudhoney.

What's this JAK? Why am I mentioned here? :confused3:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

What's this JAK? Why am I mentioned here? :confused3:

Paranoid?

No, Chris, I'm not paranoid. I'm just confused with JAK's joke. I was the butt of his trivet jokes before Burt Reynolds came along.

I'm the butt of everyone's jokes here. Get on with it.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Did they chop his hand off?! Report I saw just said he might've been mutilated. So, the IRA are after you, where's the safest place to hide?! Er, Donegal? And if they can't find you there, send them a fcuking postcard!

It looks like it was a shotgun blast. He put his hands to his face. Trigger pulled. Bang. Increasingly, it seems it was ones from South Armagh. A bunch of loonies. They don't give a fuck what's happening in the peace process. Plus they know the boarders inside out.

the words Ex -British Agent didn't mean too much. seems.

Sheryl Crow- as cool as she may be her tunes are painful. Certainly not anything close to Joni Mitchell or Bonnie Rait-if she were at all trying. Anything blinding metal would quickly melt the ice.

Eno--Music for Airports

Skinny Puppy--Vivisect IV

Yes, I've used these before.

Russ Abbot=What an atmosphere

BALDRICK wrote: Russ Abbot=What an atmosphere

if we're gonna use dirty weapons then

Anything by Black Lace.

Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Ritchie

not sure it was mentioned before. . .and not sure of the name. . .

"a little bit of emma peel all night long, a little bit of missy jem singing a song"

that would probably do it.

JHC