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You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.
NObabe wrote: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.
who sid it then?
other than derranged of Belgrade.
Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote: .can you repeat it?
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.
Did I miss something? You go away for a bit and come back a week later and everyone's talking bollocks... So, in answer to my question, no, probably didn't miss anything... NOOLrmal service...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: Did I miss something? You go away for a bit and come back a week later and everyone's talking bollocks... So, in answer to my question, no, probably didn't miss anything... NOOLrmal service...
Who said it? 
Snorrimon wrote: Did I miss something? You go away for a bit and come back a week later and everyone's talking bollocks... So, in answer to my question, no, probably didn't miss anything... NOOLrmal service...
Snorri xxx
Imagine you'd come back and we were all talking sense!
State of Love and Trust wrote:
I think Maya's gone mental.
It was quite a lot about teeth and jaws, so its rather dental. hehehe
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