Some quotable quotes.....
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I like the one I'm using as a signature at the mo... Suggesting, as it does, that either we're all fuckwits or Cozzie is... Can't decide which...
Snorri xxx
Twatto wrote: Actually, the one Cambo has under his pic is a good 'un.
Aye....but it was CUT from the gig on TV last night.
Warners are a bunch of fucking kiddie fiddling tossers!
Steve Campbell wrote: Warners are a bunch of fucking kiddie fiddling tossers!
Useless, no good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two faced, pissing tossers! :p
Steve Campbell wrote:
Warners are a bunch of fucking kiddie fiddling tossers!
An early frontrunner for the next album title, perhaps?
Snorri xxx
NObabe wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Warners are a bunch of fucking kiddie fiddling tossers!
Useless, no good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two faced, pissing tossers! :p
thank you for your concurrence Dr Zivanovic.
And Snorri...it gets my vote.
alcohols, the cause of and th esolution to all of life's problems.
health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
if at first you do succed, try not and look astonished.
it's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
NObabe wrote: La cko fse xmig ht ca usesom epro bl emswi threadi ng y oukn ow
So can being the US president :D
Mornin trouble.
NObabe wrote: La cko fse xmig ht ca usesom epro bl emswi threadi ng y oukn ow
M i have severe problems reading your post. i think need your help. :D
Morning Dude! I woke up at 4:30 am with a stuffy head with pain caused by my sinusitis. :(
I'm an old car that needs a new engine.................'s push haha
NObabe wrote: Morning Dude! I woke up at 4:30 am with a stuffy head with pain caused by my sinusitis. :(
I'm an old car that needs a new engine.................'s push haha
i'd a bollox of a time getting to sleep last night...was after 5 when I did, up again at 10.
I'm past overhauling tho, ready for the scrapper.
"work is the curse of the drinking classes"
Moores law states that every 18 months the speed of computers will double. Gates law states that every 18 months the speed of software will halve.
NObabe wrote: Morning Dude! I woke up at 4:30 am with a stuffy head with pain caused by my sinusitis. :(
I'm an old car that needs a new engine.................'s push haha
been a bit stuffy myself for the last couple of days.
Tux
asked me to post some of his quotes.......
steve@hal9000 ~ $ fortune In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network anyway.
steve@hal9000 ~ $ fortune From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
steve@hal9000 ~ $ fortune Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
steve@hal9000 ~ $ fortune Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it.
You’re as pretty as princess leia and as smart as yoda.
NOOLigan wrote:
If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it.
WISDOM!
You’re as pretty as princess leia and as smart as yoda.
That's just how I feel about Maya too ron :D
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
WISDOM!
You’re as pretty as princess leia and as smart as yoda.
That's just how I feel about Maya too ron :D
don't we all.
