Check out this news item that I saw in today's Guardian.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,666889,00.html
I know we're supposed to be a nation of animal lovers, but...
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Sorry, can't ever imagine spontaneously wanting to do that!Originally posted by Jim Giliberto > Originally posted by luxaete> are people like this real?
yes, but sadly so
Just come to the deep South, where out motto is: If you can't have your cousin, the sheep out back will do just fine.
Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd sheep yes...goats
Chickens and puppies will do as well (long story, not ME, not my friends but I'm afraid to say true and from a very good source).
quote "I only do the girl ones. I'm not GAY!!!"
That wasn't the first case of its kind here in Blighty either...about ten years ago a farmer made the national news doing exactly the same to a sheep - "Sheepshagging"!!! - quite! Dunno what it is about some of our repressed minority that forces them to commit such acts....a desperate resort to make their partners jealous perhaps? Watching too many Animal and Veterinary docusoaps maybe? Who knows?? 
I used to work at Woolies, and my co- worker was on some kind of medication. However, he decided to stop taking it and went a little crazy, stealing as much as he could before being caught and sacked. That night he was walking home through a field of sheep....eugh!
Occasionally I've been lying awake at night wondering just what it must be like to shag a four-legged furry creature, like...... :p 
yes Hubert...I know what you mean there...
females of the human variety, or beasts...
always a tough choice for me as well!!!
I've shagged a few pigs and a couple of mooses in the past. Not necessarily recommended though !
