the gospel of judas

has anyone kept up with this story. apparently far from being the traitor, judas actually fulfilled the wishes of jesus. this just strikes me as another pice in the puzzle of where jesus and the gospel writers are trying just that bit too to hard to fulfil the prophecies and turn jesus into the sacrificial lamb. where would jesus be if he hadn't been crucified? sorry to bring this up just before easter.

cambo no need to comment that it is all just a lot of fairy tales.

Well it is, but I'll leave it at that.

Although apparently, there's a new book out where some guy suggests that the old woman who lived in a shoe actually lived in a BOOT! should shake the world to it's foundations.

Who is JUDAS?

hopefully we'll get a remake of The Life of Brian.

Barney Army wrote: hopefully we'll get a remake of The Life of Brian.

Now there's something with a religious theme I DO approve of. (tho not a remake with tom cruise, jordan and rusell crow).

I always thought the "follow the gourd, no follow the shoe, kill them" scene should be taught in schools in NI "here's all u need to know kids" (of course you just KNOW some kid would shout "aye but dem shoe fallyers ate dogs so they do"

Rocket Mick wrote: Who is JUDAS?

the guy who betrayed jesus for thirty pieces of silver. by giving him a kiss in order that the temple guards or the legionnaires could identify him and arrest him. he later committed suicide as he was unable to to live with his conscience. it all makes sense. would somebody who was truly evil , as the gospels in the bible made him out, feel that way.

NOOLigan wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Who is JUDAS?

the guy who betrayed jesus for thirty pieces of silver. by giving him a kiss in order that the temple guards or the legionnaires could identify him and arrest him. he later committed suicide as he was unable to to live with his conscience. it all makes sense. would somebody who was truly evil , as the gospels in the bible made him out, feel that way.

Well i used to go to SUNDAY SCHOOL on a MONDAY only.Best time to go NICKING when no one is about!

NOOLigan wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Who is JUDAS?

the guy who betrayed jesus for thirty pieces of silver. by giving him a kiss in order that the temple guards or the legionnaires could identify him and arrest him. he later committed suicide as he was unable to to live with his conscience. it all makes sense. would somebody who was truly evil , as the gospels in the bible made him out, feel that way.

Only when the wonga ran out

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barney Army wrote: hopefully we'll get a remake of The Life of Brian.

Now there's something with a religious theme I DO approve of. (tho not a remake with tom cruise, jordan and rusell crow).

I always thought the "follow the gourd, no follow the shoe, kill them" scene should be taught in schools in NI "here's all u need to know kids" (of course you just KNOW some kid would shout "aye but dem shoe fallyers ate dogs so they do"

i wouldn't mind seeing the Manchester passion. is that going to be televised?

NOOLigan wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barney Army wrote: hopefully we'll get a remake of The Life of Brian.

Now there's something with a religious theme I DO approve of. (tho not a remake with tom cruise, jordan and rusell crow).

I always thought the "follow the gourd, no follow the shoe, kill them" scene should be taught in schools in NI "here's all u need to know kids" (of course you just KNOW some kid would shout "aye but dem shoe fallyers ate dogs so they do"

i wouldn't mind seeing the Manchester passion. is that going to be televised?

FRIDAY 9 pm BBC 3

Yes it's on in the UK this Friday, i'm sure somebody can record it for you. I would, but i'm doing it onto my Sky + box and don't know how to transfer to cd.

somebody please put that onto dvd for me.

Steve Campbell wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: Who is JUDAS?

the guy who betrayed jesus for thirty pieces of silver. by giving him a kiss in order that the temple guards or the legionnaires could identify him and arrest him. he later committed suicide as he was unable to to live with his conscience. it all makes sense. would somebody who was truly evil , as the gospels in the bible made him out, feel that way.

Only when the wonga ran out

according to the scriptures he threw it back at the high priest.

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Yes it's on in the UK this Friday, i'm sure somebody can record it for you. I would, but i'm doing it onto my Sky + box and don't know how to transfer to cd.

I think of you consult a qualified DOCTOR, he'll be able to advise you on 2 or 3 ways if he puts his mind to it.

He may also advise your employer to purchase a new mailserver

NOOLigan wrote: according to the scriptures he threw it back at the high priest.

Not written by eye witnesses, therefor meaningles.

30 pieces of SILVER to STEVE CAMBO

Steve Campbell wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: according to the scriptures he threw it back at the high priest.

Not written by eye witnesses, therefor meaningles.

one of them was supposed to be be, but yes i know, i have read who wrote the new testament.

NOOLigan wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: according to the scriptures he threw it back at the high priest.

Not written by eye witnesses, therefor meaningles.

one of them was supposed to be be, but yes i know, i have read who wrote the new testament.

Fuck who, think WHEN. There was a good half century between him snuffing it and christianity even beginning....almost as if someone today started a cult around...ohhh...Buddy Holly. See how many of the "messiah ticks" (the ones Jesus shares with all the other mythical saviours and kings of that regions mythology) Buddy would get, probably plenty.....right I have work to do.

hmmmmm "and lo the big bopper didst speak unto the lord, "buddy we gonna die" and yeh the lord didst turn his countenance upon his diciple and sayeth "chill cat, it won't hurt a bit" "

Oh, it's all good stuff, there' money to be made here....oh sorry for a minute there I got the idea that churches exist to fleece moey from people.

OK...I'll shut up now.

What if you STOLE from the COLLECTION BOX in times of TROUBLE?

Rocket Mick wrote: What if you STOLE from the COLLECTION BOX in times of TROUBLE?

then it's hell for you sir (if you believe in that sort of thing)

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: What if you STOLE from the COLLECTION BOX in times of TROUBLE?

then it's hell for you sir (if you believe in that sort of thing)

It wasn't ME.....honest!

tell THAT to GOD

OH BOY

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: OH BOY

Quantum Leap?

No Buddy Holly sang it, see previous post!

I think I'm going to name my kid Judas...imagine how horrible of a father I would be

Taboo # 7 wrote: I think I'm going to name my kid Judas...imagine how horrible of a father I would be

It would be a MIRACLE too>You have to have SEX

Rocket Mick wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: I think I'm going to name my kid Judas...imagine how horrible of a father I would be

It would be a MIRACLE too>You have to have SEX

Not necessarily...I like to do my banking at a specific kind of "financial institute"

And now I've somehow managed to take this thread down a lonely, pathetic road

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: I think I'm going to name my kid Judas...imagine how horrible of a father I would be

It would be a MIRACLE too>You have to have SEX

Not necessarily...I like to do my banking at a specific kind of "financial institute"

And now I've somehow managed to take this thread down a lonely, pathetic road

WELL DONE Threads DEAD LONG LIVE TABOO

fortunately it is not my business. this is congregation's problem, Iam not the member of the gang.