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Friggin MOSES??

Friggin APPLE AND MOSES?!?!

oh get lost, you pretentious fucks

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I know! It's as if all celebs are striving to come up with the most original name.

Bet the Beckhams next will be called God. :\ohwell:

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That's what i call my pet BASKET!:hat:

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[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I know! It's as if all celebs are striving to come up with the most original name.

Bet the Beckhams next will be called God. :\ohwell:

Well it would be a miracle beings as though they don't share a bed any longer ;)

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i went to high school with a guy named moses. his dream was to be a homeless person.

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AgentWood wrote: i went to high school with a guy named moses. his dream was to be a homeless person.

I was about to say.. there are many homeless people named moses..

also.. my parent's mortgage guy when i was little was named Moses--i hung up on him once when he said "this is Moses calling" did not make him or my parents happy

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you can't beat

Frankie and Brenda

or

Ste and Joan.

all "cool" names from our Family. :laugh:

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As if calling the kid Moses wasnt bad enough, Moses is a Coldplay song.

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ChrissMari wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i went to high school with a guy named moses. his dream was to be a homeless person.

I was about to say.. there are many homeless people named moses..

also.. my parent's mortgage guy when i was little was named Moses--i hung up on him once when he said "this is Moses calling" did not make him or my parents happy

lets hope the kid gets bullied to fuck at School with a daft name like that. serve the dopey sods right.

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Surprise surprise, a celeb couple calling their kid an unnecessarily strange name which'll probably have it in therapy by the time it hits high school. Moses Martin! "You having another pint Moses mate? Parted any good seas lately?" Er...

It's like that bint Paula Yates naming her kids after sweets "Trixie Bubblegum Peaches Buttercup Lilac", actually that sounds more like a Dulux paint chart.

Martin's a wanker, can't stand Coldplay... boring as fcuk!

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[brown]alistair[/brown] wrote:

Martin's a wanker, can't stand Coldplay... boring as fcuk!

So you're a fan then?:laugh:

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LMAO!!!

Just realised how fuckin' stupid "Moses Martin" sounds. :laugh:

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Worst celebrity son name is Jackamo.

Worst celebrity daughter name is Coco.

Any guesses who one of the parents is?

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J.A.K wrote: you can't beat

Frankie and Brenda

or

Ste and Joan.

all "cool" names from our Family. :laugh:

When I was a kid, our next door neighbours called their daughters Sharon and Tracy... :rofl:

Snorri xxx

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State of Love and Trust wrote: LMAO!!!

Just realised how fuckin' stupid "Moses Martin" sounds. :laugh:

Should've called them House and Aston...

Snorri xxx

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He should have called it Martin. Martin Martin - cool :laugh:

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is there a religeous theme here for gwynn and chriss, was apple named for "the apple" as in the garden of eden? cannot wait for their next kid

lets see if brad and angelina can do better

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Smarra[gold]dona wrote: is there a religeous theme here for gwynn and chriss, was apple named for "the apple" as in the garden of eden? cannot wait for their next kid

Current Ladbrokes odds:

Herod 100-1 Zebediah 66-1 Lazarus 50-1

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i think jason lee has the 'worst celebrity kid name' award in the basket: pilot inspektor riesgraf-lee.

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AgentWood wrote: i think jason lee has the 'worst celebrity kid name' award in the basket: pilot inspektor riesgraf-lee.

Seriously? I missed that info, that makes the Zappa names seemed ordinary (almost, that is).

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I'm hoping they name the next one either Judas or Delilah.

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My my my. You children do not understand. Perhaps if you part of the Hollywood Thought Police you wood understand.

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my dad has a nephew named Mose-not Moses but still I wonder.....

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freakin celebrities.

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my ex sister in law might be worse than a celebrity her sons names are Suliman(an africanized version of solomon) and Ibraheim (abraham) then she named her daughter Cadisia

she also refused to cut the kids hair until they were about 3 (ibraheim looked like sideshow bob!)

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apple, moses, Zachariah, Beelzebub, Jesus.

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ChrissMari wrote:

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I know! It's as if all celebs are striving to come up with the most original name.

Bet the Beckhams next will be called God. :\ohwell:

Well it would be a miracle beings as though they don't share a bed any longer ;)

:laugh: Last one was a grudge baby....someone had it in for him!

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Girlfriend's daughter told me yesterday.What's his name? "Moses"

"Jesus!"

"No Moses!"

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Ed Dalder wrote: my dad has a nephew named Mose-not Moses but still I wonder.....

I'd want to say "Mosey on over..." if I had a nephew named Mose.

Like your sushi avatar, Ed!

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pfff no imagination them 2 i tell yer,they should have called the little bugger "house" or "doc" with martin as a last name he may as well been born a punchbag.:lol:

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