If you were a celebrity...
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i am not supid enough to saddle my kids with silly names, the same goes for stupid spellings. no matter what.
Oi c'mere Dioxyribonulcleic acid A 1 sec burst of 1KHz test tone....so when I go out I can leave a test card on and the kid will sit in front of the telly for hours saying "serisouly, what do you want". fuck off cunt ("what's your name" "fuck off cunt"....probably not get him beat up any quicker than any of the faggy names real retarded oxygen thieves call their mewling cabbages)
Seriously tho...my daughter's getting called Fairlight Penelope Delenn Romana Campbell So if any of you NOOLetes are sitting thinking " I SO want cambo's babies"...you may wanna bear that in mind :D
NOOLigan wrote: i am not supid enough to saddle my kids with silly names, the same goes for stupid spellings. no matter what.
It's only us lot and painful middle class gits amongst them proving how "old ireland" they are by calling the kids david spelled DbaoFFFaaodhgh
Or something
NOOLigan wrote: i am not supid enough to saddle my kids with silly names, the same goes for stupid spellings. no matter what.
C'mon mr. serious, have a go its fun to pretend that if you wanted to you could ruin your childs life
Steve Campbell wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i am not supid enough to saddle my kids with silly names, the same goes for stupid spellings. no matter what.
It's only us lot and painful middle class gits amongst them proving how "old ireland" they are by calling the kids david spelled DbaoFFFaaodhgh
Or something
an old teacher once told me, " the stupider the names, the stupider the parents."
Smarra[gold]dona wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i am not supid enough to saddle my kids with silly names, the same goes for stupid spellings. no matter what.
C'mon mr. serious, have a go its fun to pretend that if you wanted to you could ruin your childs life
new order joy division
for the boys.
the cure, cure for short and u2 for the girls.
Krysteenuh Mari
:evil:
Or Estefuhneeyah after her father
Boy would be of course after neighborhoods in world class cities:
Moston Fairmount
ChrissMari wrote: Krysteenuh Mari
:evil:
Or Estefuhneeyah after her father
Boy would be of course after neighborhoods in world class cities:
Moston Fairmount
lol ![]()
i think i'll just follow the beckhams and name my kids according to the locale where they were conceived.
NOOLigan wrote: i think i'll just follow the beckhams and name my kids according to the locale where they were conceived.
Yeah...Yabbi Creek.
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so that should be Santiago de la Compostella for me..
(Hmm, i'm glad I named my son Robert all those years ago..)
J.A.K wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: i think i'll just follow the beckhams and name my kids according to the locale where they were conceived.
Yeah...Yabbi Creek.
that's not a real place silly. weedy creek, cronulla, tin can bay all sound good. who knows it may even come to kings cross, cabramatta, and ashfield. :D
Must admit that the first oldmonkey daughter is in a bit of danger of being named Elegia Crystal! Her mother will no doubt see sense and call her 60 Miles An Hour Regret, or something like that ;)
I don't want to have kids, but I would name a boy: Amory Bernard Lucius
for a girl: Karina Anastacia
[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: I've never thought about kids names, only parrots :\ohwell:
Glad I'm not the sort of DOCTOR you need. :D
woof! ;)
oldmonkey wrote: Must admit that the first oldmonkey daughter is in a bit of danger of being named Elegia Crystal! Her mother will no doubt see sense and call her 60 Miles An Hour Regret, or something like that ;)
Ian Wandless already has a daughter with the middle name Elegia, and a record company called Elegian records!
Best one was John McVittie promising everyone he was defo gonna call his kid Tommy Confusion.
Er, and then having a girl!