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12 Apr 2006, 07:59

J.A.K wrote: Janet or John

you're so caucasian

12 Apr 2006, 08:54

This might be taken by the summer, but "A Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes Joint Production of One Seriously Fucked-Up Scientology Project That Will Grow Up to Be A Gun Nut or Druggie" is good :evil4:

Others:

Bocephus Calvin (for some reason that name just doesn't sound right on anyone under the age of 75) Ecstasy (to memorialize the means by which I got the woman to sleep with me) Bangor :shrug: Madonna

12 Apr 2006, 09:06

GAVIN DEAN and what do you mean IF? :evil4:

12 Apr 2006, 10:32

Rocket Mick wrote: GAVIN DEAN and what do you mean IF?

With 'Son Of ROCKET' as a middle name, I hope... Mick, will you ensure their names are CAPTALISED on the birth certificates?

Snorri xxx

12 Apr 2006, 11:45

hmm, most ridiculous name I could think of as a celebrity...

Linux Aplenux for a boy Periwinkle Overdrive for a girl

(They almost sound normal for (geek) celebrity children.) (I better watch out, those could also be interesting band names one day.)

12 Apr 2006, 12:32

Girl: Anneli Nicosia Vanessa

Boy: Nigel

12 Apr 2006, 12:40

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Boy: Nigel

i had a cat named nigel; he passed away last year. named after the XTC song, he was.

12 Apr 2006, 12:47

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Girl: Anneli Nicosia Vanessa

Boy: Nigel

Nigel? Sounds very nerdy... :nonono:

12 Apr 2006, 12:48

OK, I'll make up for it: Joseph

12 Apr 2006, 12:50

Nevertheless, here are my suggestions --

Boys' names would be: Tesla Doppler

Girls' names would be: Linux Thursday

12 Apr 2006, 13:48

atticus edwina

two more that just popped into my head.

12 Apr 2006, 17:20

ChrissMari wrote: Krysteenuh Mari

:evil:

Or Estefuhneeyah after her father

Boy would be of course after neighborhoods in world class cities:

Moston Fairmount

Or how about naming your kids Kensington, Roxborough, Fishtown, or Overbrook?

12 Apr 2006, 17:51

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: Krysteenuh Mari

:evil:

Or Estefuhneeyah after her father

Boy would be of course after neighborhoods in world class cities:

Moston Fairmount

Or how about naming your kids Kensington, Roxborough, Fishtown, or Overbrook?

:crazy:

12 Apr 2006, 17:58

Well...since the last name is White, I would have to go with names like:

Snow Off Antique Blackand

I guess it's a good thing I'm not a celebrity....

12 Apr 2006, 17:58

Casper... :evil4:

12 Apr 2006, 18:04

Accessory Media Magnet I Made Them Hip/relevent

12 Apr 2006, 18:24

Hopefully name them all after Joy Division members. :evil4: And if there's a fifth, it'd be named after Lou Reed.

Or so I hope.

12 Apr 2006, 18:39

Super Ally wrote: Ruprecht!

You Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

12 Apr 2006, 18:41

Boatraceface wrote:

Super Ally wrote: Ruprecht!

You Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

"May I go to the bathroom?"

"Yes, you may..."

[Long pause at table]

"...thank you" :evil4:

12 Apr 2006, 18:46

Steve Martin's finest work Tabbs One of my mates nickname is Ruprecht!Quality film.

13 Apr 2006, 00:12

Boatraceface wrote:

Super Ally wrote: Ruprecht!

You Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

Glad someone got it! :laugh:

13 Apr 2006, 03:26

teapot rocket nobabe agent nooligan

13 Apr 2006, 21:28

quarter dime nickel dollar half-dollar 2-dollar bill

14 Apr 2006, 00:10

how could i forget Ms Peel. my first choice for a girl's name.