Defend thyselves London peeps
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I love that!
I keep an aluminum bat at my bedside for just such emergency defensive measures. I just need a proper shield now. 
Big ass loud barking dog.
Weighing in at 125 lb, ability to detect and sound alarm at low flying satellites, bred to protect sheep from bears and wolves plus the basic instinct to inform us of whenever a neighbor kid is in the yard or if someone is on the sidewalk across the street is Heidi, Great Pyrenese. My frontline defense. Gentle on the family, tough on would be intruders.
melly wrote: I love that!
I keep an aluminum bat at my bedside for just such emergency defensive measures. I just need a proper shield now.
rewrote as: or in case i start playing softball whilst sleep walking in my Captain America costume.
J.A.K wrote:
melly wrote: I love that!
I keep an aluminum bat at my bedside for just such emergency defensive measures. I just need a proper shield now.
rewrote as: or in case i start playing softball whilst sleep walking in my Captain America costume.
Morning Kersh!
By end of day!
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
melly wrote: I love that!
I keep an aluminum bat at my bedside for just such emergency defensive measures. I just need a proper shield now.
rewrote as: or in case i start playing softball whilst sleep walking in my Captain America costume.
Morning Kersh!
By end of day!
special fried rice, Saltnpepper ribs and 2 chop suey rolls please.
Well I have a dog who makes a lot of scary noise for a licking and tail wagging machine.
I also have a bass, a particularly LIGHT bass, which I USED to ( not practiced in a while) be able to weild like a klingon Battleth ( Correct me on the spelling of that and die).
the bass also has a pointy heavy metal end. I can remember it now "look campbell's bought a pointy heavy metal bass OOOOOOOF, sorry steve"
I like the way they've disturbed someone when he's still half-asleep, just for realism.
Looks like he'd swing the thing, and fallover on the follow through.
J.A.K wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
melly wrote: I love that!
I keep an aluminum bat at my bedside for just such emergency defensive measures. I just need a proper shield now.
rewrote as: or in case i start playing softball whilst sleep walking in my Captain America costume.
Morning Kersh!
By end of day!
special fried rice, Saltnpepper ribs and 2 chop suey rolls please.
I'll take that as a yes, and that you're taking us for dinner too!
Nice touch!
Shug wrote:
J.A.K wrote: bricked up all me windows. fairly safe now.
That willnae stop the Scouse lads
SHUG-bit HARSH!
