Speed Dating — Forum Archive

13 Apr 2006, 17:46

I walked in a pub earlier, that I haven't been in for ages, with a mate for a quick pint.

I noticed a number of seriously fugly people all looking over, and a couple of particularly rotund ladies smiling.

Upon getting to the bar, the barmaid asked us if we were participating in the 'speed dating', at which point we both cracked up and did a runner, and went to the shithole across the road, chuckling.

Has anyone actually taken part in this potentially grotesque form of casual sex with deformed people?

13 Apr 2006, 17:50

wouldn't go anywhere near one of those :nonono:

13 Apr 2006, 17:51

Hmm, almost thought about it when the uni was having a special "Valentines Day" speed dating service. But I realized that my self-esteem wasn't that low yet... :nonono:

Not that I'm ruling it out :shrug:

13 Apr 2006, 17:55

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote: wouldn't go anywhere near one of those

One of the um, 'females' (although she'd need a birth certificate for confirmation), was drinking bitter, and the frothy head was sticking to her 'tache.:dead:

13 Apr 2006, 17:56

Taboo # 7 wrote: Hmm, almost thought about it when the uni was having a special "Valentines Day" speed dating service. But I realized that my self-esteem wasn't that low yet...

Not that I'm ruling it out

Tabsy, don't you dare do it...! :nonono: It's nonsensical and no cool Jedi would do it.

And no, I have never done speed dating, but I've heard horror stories from those people who have gone to the dark side...

13 Apr 2006, 18:03

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote: wouldn't go anywhere near one of those

One of the um, 'females' (although she'd need a birth certificate for confirmation), was drinking bitter, and the frothy head was sticking to her 'tache.:dead:

Not a pretty picture!

Hmm, I would definitely avoid that pub if I were you...!

13 Apr 2006, 18:52

why do speed dating in a crappy bar when you can just pick up a guy the normal way in a crappy bar?

13 Apr 2006, 19:14

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Johnny "Two Sheds" Jackson wrote: wouldn't go anywhere near one of those

One of the um, 'females' (although she'd need a birth certificate for confirmation), was drinking bitter, and the frothy head was sticking to her 'tache.:dead:

Like this?

13 Apr 2006, 19:16

Or more like this?

13 Apr 2006, 20:17

VU shirt? WTF?

More to the point, my uni did a speed dating thing, I didn't even think of joining it. But I know a few people who did, didn't ask them why, nutters. But yeah, something to ignore, you might as well make a personal ad if you're desperate. They're both almost as equally as low. :evil4: