I went NUCLEAR today !

Didn't see you WINNING the shed thread TWICE though...

Didn't see you WINNING the shed thread TWICE though...

Don't Rub it in!

that looks dangerous.

I have opted for a nice unsullied bacon butty this morning.

I hoped it wuld bring some excitement to my life. But no, I went to bed bored, I woke up bored and I'm still bored.

White bread - nice old school touch there Mike!!

How are things POST-nuclear, Mike?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: How are things POST-nuclear, Mike?

Snorri xxx

i think he's been sitting on the can for the past hour.

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: How are things POST-nuclear, Mike?

Snorri xxx

i think he's been sitting on the can for the past hour.

Sitting on the Japanese Flag was always my fave expression for this... :D

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: How are things POST-nuclear, Mike?

Snorri xxx

i think he's been sitting on the can for the past hour.

Sitting on the Japanese Flag was always my fave expression for this... :D

Snorri xxx

lol. i haven't heard that one before.

All's well thanks for your concern though Dudes!

no worries, anytime.

Didn't want to lose a valued, respected moderator... (And felt a little bit of concern for Mike )

Snorri xxx

Did you have much fall out Mike?I'd stick to HP from the glass bottle,better than the smell of naipalm in the morning IMO.

Flying Teapot wrote:

a man after my own heart! Give those piggies a FLAMING post death send-off

Isn't chili sauce the same thing as hot sauce? Is it just as hot as hot pepper slices?

Flying Teapot wrote:

You went NUCLEAR today, eh? Does Bush know that, he might make "sure" you never use them by bombing your house into smithereens.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Flying Teapot wrote:

You went NUCLEAR today, eh? Does Bush know that, he might make "sure" you never use them by bombing your house into smithereens.

He probably already knows, that is, if Digi Mike's wires have been tapped.

yes yes yes very impressive,bangers,bacon and chilli sauce on white bread,BUT WAIT "no butter"??????? thats just fucking gay.

yes yes yes very impressive,bangers,bacon and chilli sauce on white bread,BUT WAIT "no butter"???????

I didn't have bangers , look again, it's a BACON SANDWICH

does Extra Hot mean that you need to have a glass of water nearby?

does Extra Hot mean that you need to have a glass of water nearby?

No, just a can of Stella !!

Emma Peel wrote: does Extra Hot mean that you need to have a glass of water nearby?

Actually, the burn of Chilli is caused by the small hook-like molecules embedding in your tongue like little thorns. Water does nothing but clean them, likewise beer, so in fact it can make the burning WORSE. If you suffer pain, milk is an ideal drink as the fats in it get between the chillie molecules and yer toungue and lube them enabling them to come off.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: does Extra Hot mean that you need to have a glass of water nearby?

Actually, the burn of Chilli is caused by the small hook-like molecules embedding in your tongue like little thorns. Water does nothing but clean them, likewise beer, so in fact it can make the burning WORSE. If you suffer pain, milk is an ideal drink as the fats in it get between the chillie molecules and yer toungue and lube them enabling them to come off.

Nobody likes a smart arse!!!

<<<<< blame that guy, he made me who I am.

WHO's that then ?

yes

MAGGI is the King of Sauces!!!!

(Every Chef's Dream when the proverbial hits the fan)

Steve Campbell wrote: <<<<< blame that guy, he made me who I am.

Dr. Who is your father?

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: How are things POST-nuclear, Mike?

Snorri xxx

i think he's been sitting on the can for the past hour.

Sitting on the Japanese Flag was always my fave expression for this... :D

Snorri xxx

:\peek:

Emma Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: <<<<< blame that guy, he made me who I am.

Dr. Who is your father?

but then...lalla is your...!

Don't go there!

Emma Peel wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: <<<<< blame that guy, he made me who I am.

Dr. Who is your father?

but then...lalla is your...!

Don't go there!

No, it was Tom who made me realise that the correct course in life was to make an effort to know as much stuff about as many different things as possible....and to pave over the rest with unbridled sheepshit.

Edit: and fight Daleks of course.