Aye, I'll get my thinking trousers on... Anyways, better be off, have to go and pick Mrs SHEDi up from her girls' night out... Which could prove interesting... 
SHEDi xxx
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hello sheds just thinkin this:
is there no end to this i have seen your shed but i can't regognise all the rakes you must have left behind
its a problem.. you know and its been there all your life try to make you see the world without hoe's is just turned rakeless(i meam hoe less)
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHEDSRUS wrote: Err where's the proof Johnny. I don't think it's me, I would have guessed?
Absolutely pissing myself!
How far is the drive to Johnny's shed?
Why not do a "Shedding from a distance" journal of your adventure,right here in the shed! 
And did you really shag Rita and Sue in the film,Rita,Sue and Bob too or what Bob?...Hats off for superb shednanigans Digi!Mental.
Pissed of nobody is in the cnut room for a chat. This is LJ on JT's sign on as a joint venture. He has PROMISED to post a picture of his home made shed and workshop, you will all be thrilled to see!!! Piccies will follow later I promis. Good lyrics Maya. I knew that it was Mike inthe game today, but decided I would spoil it, honest......
found a hoe in mi shed .. anyways did the right thing.. let it out last week and it looked more like a rake..lol,
The lunatics have taken over the asylum tonight. The level of abuse in the chat room is getting to be a bit too much, for my liking:\ohwell: If anyone is interested I'm gonna try and set up a channel on irc.unitedusers.net. Any suggestions for a channel name are welcome. Cheers
Hi Sheders,
Think you're all in bed now, but wanted to post this. Was going to do the thread where you type your answers in google and post the images but couldn't be bothered in the end. Looked up where I went to school (Gepps Cross)and look what came up.
Fay wrote: Hi Sheders,
Think you're all in bed now, but wanted to post this. Was going to do the thread where you type your answers in google and post the images but couldn't be bothered in the end. Looked up where I went to school (Gepps Cross)and look what came up.
you went to school in a shed? 
Rita SUE and DIGGY too.
Fcuk me MIKE he is RIGHT you know.
"I THOUGHT I WAS GREAT" is the classic line in the film.Use by myself on several occasions aswell!
And here is the news .
Johnnys SHED blew down in the night due to adverse weather conditions.POLICE are looking into it...and can see NEXT doors garden.£3 worth of damage has been caused!
SHEDSRUS wrote:
Mike, when is the third shed thread scheduled to start?
Probably at 1,000 posts
we'd better put up a few more pots then. perhaps it may be an idea to close the shed thread a bit earlier. 40 odd pages is a bit unwieldy.
24 Sheds
So this is Pestilence, Woodworm ridden Shed. What once was pristine, is now long dead. A cloud hangs over me, follows every broom, Deep in the memory, of what once was storeroom.
Oh how I realised how I wanted a cure, Put into perspective, tried to use manure, Just for one moment, thought I'd fixed my shed. Shed unfolded, I watched it fall away.
Death Watch Beetle, beyond all reach, Solitary demands for all I'd like to keep ( in the shed ) Let's take tools out, see what we can find, A valueless collection of hoes and old pliers
I never realised the lengths I'd have to go, Focus Do it All and B and Q. Just for one moment, I heard something fall, Looked at my piece of land, there's nothing there at all.
Now that I've realised how it's all gone wrong, Gotta find a new Shed, this timber ain't so strong Deep in the heart of where my my shed now lay, Gotta find my mower, before my grass get's long.
CEREMONY for Maya !!
This is why weeds unerve me, You find them all, a different story, Notice whom for blades are turning, Turn again and turn towards those weeds, All I ask's the strength to hold the shears, Then again the same old chopping, Weeds will die, oh so quickly, De weed first and lean against this shed.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown, Heaven knows, i got to weed this garden Watching Maya, her posts on the thread The times she drank, Too pissed to post this time.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown, Heaven knows, it's got to be this time, Avenues all lined with trees, Feed the lawn and then you start mowing, Mowing forever, forever, Mowing atfer its grown, forever, watching it grow, forever.
DECADES
Here are the old Sheds, the weight on Shelves, Here are the old sheds, well where have they been? We knocked on the doors of the storage chamber, Pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in, Watched from the garden as the grass was regrowing, We saw our sheds now as we never had seen. Portrayal of the seasons and regeneration, The sunlight we enjoyed, whilst out of our tree
It's all so green It's all so green It's all so green it's all so green
Nearly inside, now our heart's joy forever, Can't replace thrill, shed rebuilt after collapse, Each weekend showed up the door for our wanderings, Open then shut, then slammed in our face.
It's all so green It's all so green It's all so green it's all so green
Clearly a cloud of inspiration hanging over the Diggy Mike Shed this morning... Good work, fella... 
I am in the process of composing a birthday song for Maya, so stay tuned...
SHEDi xxx
For Maya...
Loony In A Shed
Pssst I may be wrong but she's pissed There's something wrong you should've said That Maya's in the Shed She could be the lover of Jack Forever on her own in the Shack Let's start a new thread
Some people like to out-post her While others may just want to roast her While I do the best that I can Keeping my cock in my pants
And if you feel The whole Shed rocking Then it's just M She's on the vodka (Banging round in the dark) But stop acting like a tart Every thread she posts is the one That's gonna undo what she's done It could take all day
Some people try to upset her While others may want to forget her But she does the best that she's able Trying her best to seem stable
Some people like to abuse her While others may quite like to lose her But she does it better than most Keeping it real with her posts
SHEDi xxx
Ta
How about this
Mowed In Line
All dressed in overalls so fine, They drank and killed weeds to pass the time, Reading up on gardening, to learn how to grow limes, With measured steps, they mowed in line.
They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line.
They carried pictures of their sheds, And dreamed up new posts for the threads, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line.
Lot's of a tools very clean, Stored in the shed, painted green, A need to replace the floor, Hypnotic trance, as he used the saw, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line,
They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line, They mowed in line,
Mowed in line, Mowed in line.
