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I turn sideways to my shed keep it locked from everyone It's a escape, I'm a king Hear me decorate, but never speak

So I'm stepping out of my flat because leaving is sublime And it may all be too late but I've got no more rent for this place

That's the price of shelves (that's the price of a shelves) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could build a new one now (that's the price of shelves) how long would it last (that's the price of shelves)

And when this flat is on fire these flames can't burn any higher I turn sideways to the shed and in a moment I am gone

That's the price of shelves (that's the price of a shelves) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could buy a new one now (that's the price of shelves) how long would it last (that's the price of shelves)

That's the price of shelves (that's the price of a shelves) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could buy a new one now (that's the price of shelves) how long would it last (that's the price of shelves)

dedicated to myself.. I know its not too good but it looks harder then it really is

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good morning you lot. what's up? more golden she lyrics i see. :thumb: :clap:

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It's been relatively quiet since you were last here, Ron...

SHEDi xxx

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So hoe's it going, shedheads?

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ghost rider wrote:

dedicated to myself.. I know its not too good but it looks harder then it really is

You deserve it, if that's you atop of the Baseball league... The Pathetic Puffins are living up to their name... :lol:

SHEDi xxx

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i cant get into the cunt room today

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Shed Exhibition

Gardens with gates open wide, Where children once played on the slide, For entertainment they watch their parents get pissed Behind their eyes they say, 'The Sheds top of the list.'

This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside.

The hanging baskets he hopes will win a prize, Wins a rosette to give to his wife. But the glory is drowned by cries for more, Pray to God, let him win at the Albert Hall.

This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside.

This is the shed. This is the shed. This is the shed. This is the shed. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside.

You'll see Tesco selling sheds at their place, Meet the architects of sheds face to face. See mass shed building on a scale you've never seen, And all the clubcard points you'll ever need.

This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside. This is the shed, step inside.

And I picked out a shed from a thousand or more, Still weeding the path that's been buried for years, All the shed heads from NOOL, their posts never tire, Can't replace Johnny's shed, Shed Aid and repair, Take my tool and I'll show you what was and will be.

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More wonderful words of wisdom, Mike... And Ghostrider... :clap:

SHEDi xxx

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ghost rider wrote: i cant get into the cunt room today

Me neither :shrug:

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Sheddo wrote:

ghost rider wrote: i cant get into the cunt room today

Me neither :shrug:

its not loading, eh? I'm not even getting the cup of java.

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the chatroom is up and running. try again. in the meantime i'll go out and see if the paper's here yet. fook it is cold out there this morning.

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ghost rider wrote:

Sheddo wrote:

ghost rider wrote: i cant get into the cunt room today

Me neither :shrug:

its not loading, eh? I'm not even getting the cup of java.

Screen stays grey, and yeah that cup that Java use dosnt come up. Must be messed up :shrug:

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there are three of us in there now, but only two a participating.

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Please inform them i will be in as soon as i've fixed a problem. Remind me never to let Jack persuade me to install something on my computer :angry: :banghead:

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Sheddo wrote: Please inform them i will be in as soon as i've fixed a problem. Remind me never to let Jack persuade me to install something on my computer :angry: :banghead:

silly question, but have you tried re-booting?

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NOOLigan wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Please inform them i will be in as soon as i've fixed a problem. Remind me never to let Jack persuade me to install something on my computer :angry: :banghead:

silly question, but have you tried re-booting?

How is changing his shoes gonna help, Ron?

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Please inform them i will be in as soon as i've fixed a problem. Remind me never to let Jack persuade me to install something on my computer :angry: :banghead:

silly question, but have you tried re-booting?

How is changing his shoes gonna help, Ron?

SHEDi xxx

anything is worth a shot.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Sheddo wrote: Please inform them i will be in as soon as i've fixed a problem. Remind me never to let Jack persuade me to install something on my computer :angry: :banghead:

silly question, but have you tried re-booting?

Now come on Ron thats obvious!

Which is why im confused that i didnt actually try it yet. Normally would be the first thing id do. :scratch:

N.B. I did reboot after installing, im not totally daft. :shades:

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evening shedheads,things got a bit angry in the pub.so i've retreated back to the shed.just eating some sardine sanwiches for my sunday dinner now:wtf:

hows it going? grat lyrocs agian there,Mike

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johnny, go back to sleep.

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SHEDroom online :thumb:

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the friggin paper isn't here yet. bastards.

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ghost rider wrote: johnny, go back to sleep.

I really,REALLY must get round to giving a fuck about what you say ,one of these days,Jonathan,

let me just check my diary.....

hey!!! i can fit something in next Tuesday afternoon at 1.12 pm!!!!:D

i can study what you have to say for,ooooh, about 2 minutes then? how's that sound?

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The shed is dead tonight aint it? Nearly time to be moving on to shedstures new i guess...

Still, no excuse for the shedheads all going mute :shrug:

Where are you all?

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i'm staying home today, as i have another huge headache.

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NOOLigan wrote: i'm staying home today, as i have another huge headache.

Isn't that a huge shedache? :crazy:

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Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: i'm staying home today, as i have another huge headache.

Isn't that a huge shedache? :crazy:

could well be. i also have a bit of a temperature.

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Well, you better stay in the shed then.

I'm on my lunch break at the moment so have to get back to the monotony shortly.

Hope you feel better soon.:)

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