SHED UP AND POST

Many ,many thanks for collecting and posting all the shed songs there,Maya

Shedkeeper I am becoming increasingly convinced youare a fellow TimeLord.....that shed looks very TARDISlike if you ask me.

Steve Campbell wrote: Shedkeeper I am becoming increasingly convinced youare a fellow TimeLord.....that shed looks very TARDISlike if you ask me.

Your TARDIS must be BIG to get your HEAD in CAMBO!

SHED wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Shedkeeper I am becoming increasingly convinced youare a fellow TimeLord.....that shed looks very TARDISlike if you ask me.

Your TARDIS must be BIG to get your HEAD in CAMBO!

hell yeah, bigger on the inside, just like my head :D

A smell of scent,a hint of potpourrti, The view from greenhouse domes, We used to always plant feed here. As the ivy creeps, she shows him her charms, Some things I have to do, I need to clean the barn.

A neighbour erects a fence, takes a piss, against the pig sty. Hands him the drill she charged, the mains lead don't reach outside., A cruel wind that blows down our conversatory And leaves him standing cold in this rockery

I can't see through all these geraniums, I can't read this gazebo's instructions , No plant life, this makes me feel uneasy, Stood alone here in this rockery. In this rockery, in this rockery, in this rockery, in this rockery.

Are sheds erected on your green land, Sheds erected on a bed of sand. Are sheds erected on your green land, Sheds erected on a bed of sand. Are sheds erected on your green land, Sheds erected on a bed of sand. Are sheds erected on your green land, Sheds erected on a bed of sand. In this rockery, in this rockery, in this rockery, in this rockery.

Good morning fellow Sheds!

I am about to have my first cup of coffee...

It is sunny and clear, a perfect morning all and all.

Emma

I would just like to say....

STADIUM ARCADIUM BY THE CHILI PEPPERS IS FUCKING MINT!!!

A Means to an End

A Shrubbary so far removed, One day will be improved. Solar lights we left behind, They were the better kind. Two the same, one free too, A Tesco offer for you, A Tesco offer for you, A Tesco offer for you,

We grew our food, Veg side by side, Our allotment never died. On sunny days , the lows and highs, Our runner beans touched the sky, Neighbours with points to prove, I took my broom from you. I took my broom from you. I took my broom from you.

A shed somewhere on foreign soil, Where ageless gardeners toil, Is this your goal, your sunflower seeds, Which sunlight grows with heat, Committed still to clean the shed. I took my broom from you. I took my broom from you. I took my broom from you.

I took my broom from you. From you. From you. From you. Took my broom from you, from you.

Steve Campbell wrote: OMG...you're a DJ....all you have done is collect other people's hard work and now you want fucking CREDIT. screw you ya nutter.

Excuse moi!

But those are my songs there too :p

Tsk tsk

Take a break, Mike

good morning sheders. i woke up early again.

Morning Ron :D

Bill and BEN:D Evening Morning WEED

yeh good morning guys. i don't think i'm up to going to work yet. still have a bit of a flu, but going to work would just make it much worse.

Evening/Morning everyone. Check this out, read the replies to peoples emails this guy has sent Car For Sale

Passover

This is a shed I waited to come, Ready for the sand base I'd kept. Moving and lifting and turning around, We'll put the roof on next. Is this the felt that you wanted to give? I was foolish to ask for so much. Without the protection and Ronseal guard, It all falls apart at first touch.

Watching the hose reel as it comes to a close, Brutally taking it's time, People who weed for no reason at all, It's happening all of the time. Can I erect this gazebo like tent ? The instructions fuck with my mind, Back out of my shed, when the paintings done, I know I miss a bit every time.

Moving along in these very cold days, Safety is sat by the fire, Sanctuary under weeping wiilows, Mushrooms spreading their spore, Is this the fungus I wanted to take? Tripping and eating Hash cake, Ond pass the deserts and munchies once more, And watch as they drop by the shed.

This is the shed I waited to come, Ready for the sand base I'd kept, Moving and lifting and turning around, We'll put the roof on next.

duroc wrote: Evening/Morning everyone. Check this out, read the replies to peoples emails this guy has sent Car For Sale

Sorry no swaps or trade-ins - I'm not a garage! Not even a very nice garden shed painted red that I have to dismantle myself, but thanks for the offer.

Dude must be mental!!

Evening SHEDheads. You will all be ecstatic and relieved to hear Leeds United are in the play-off final

Morning Everyone, Evening Ron

morning

maths gcse part 2 today, sucks so much i'm rubbish at maths.

State of Love and Trust wrote: morning

maths gcse part 2 today, sucks so much i'm rubbish at maths.

yeh maths can suck big time.

Morning, sorry for my sporadic presence. Good luck with the GCSE Jack. I have an my third exam today for my finals, Accountancy based one today, I agree, numbers suck. Roll on Friday when I have finished Uni for ever!!!!

SHEDimon wrote: All The Hay

It doesn't take a geranium

Oh my god, I should'nt read this kind of things while at work. Now my colleagues are looking at me with eyes full of worry.

It's probably the best opening line of a shed song!

Good luck in your exams peeps..

My eldest has her English sats today.She gets horseriding lessons out of me if she does well and nish if she does'nt..Let's hope in her case its not"Its a school exam the kids have run away!"

I have every confidence in her,so I'm bracing myself for her to start badgering me to get a bleedin horse for her next,but the lazy little so and so,would leave all the work involved to her poor mam or worse, ME!No chance!

Is your old fella getting you a speedboat and 2 Farrari's if you get all A's jack? What a ree-bloody-sult that would be eh?

Promised an engagement ring if I get a first (no chance!!) couldn't afford one 13 years ago because we needed a new washer!

Look on the brightside....You might get a new iron if you get a 2nd

duroc wrote: Evening/Morning everyone. Check this out, read the replies to peoples emails this guy has sent Car For Sale

me time for bed now. nighty night now.

Right... Haven't been able to get in the Shed at work today - this usually happens due to some naughty person swearing and thus the page being blocked... So... once again to Diggy for the lyrics - the JD tracks do seem to provide excellent opportunities for reshedding... also to Maya for her mixing skills... Hope the exams went well Jack and LJ - I have all the ones I have to administer out of the way now, so things should be much calmer from now on... :)

SHEDi xxx

Maths was a BASTARD!!!

Man, maths was hard. Hardest question was on that tedious bunch of motherfuckers called VECTORS was solid!!!

Think I bullied the simultaneous equations one tho, cos I asked the maths geek of the year what he got and I got the same check me out.

All in all though, it was hard, both papers for maths were solid. BUT.... on the bright side I NEVER HAVE TO DO MATHS EVER AGAIN!!