btw why is the shed dead?!? where is everyone?
also, is that THE julio that is posting on nool????
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I just took advantage of the nice weather, got the lawnmower out of the shed and cut the grass... Sorry to hear about the Maths paper Jack - on the plus side if folks generally found it hard, then the grade boundaries are likely to be lower and you might get a decent grade for not many marks...
SHEDi xxx
happy Birthday FLOWERS?Have we to have a footie thread or thirty?
Is LIAM a POTHEAD?Tribute SHEDs anyone.Is JULIO back?
:p
It's like 10.30 pm on General Election Day on BCD today - many locked polls... This Smurfy character needs his own secure Shed... Good to see so much randomness and irrelevance perpetrated outside the Shed by non-Shedheads... We are behaving... Mown the lawn, trimmed the hedge, watered the plants... Summer is here and the Shed is open for business... Happy days!
SHEDi xxx
State of Love and Trust wrote: yes summer is here, but so are exams.
i just wanna play in my band!!!
Ah, but once they are over, you'll have the best summer of your life... Necessary evil, I'm afraid... Now shouldn't you be revising? 
SHEDi xxx
Pat McCrotch wrote: mowing the lawn SUCKS...
SUCKS what? I've obviously been doing it wrong...
SHEDi xxx
Pat McCrotch wrote: mowing the lawn SUCKS...
Well YOU should be thankful to the LAWN then WEED!
Lonesome Shed
I walk the garden path I look into your shed I'm pleasant when we mow I'm there when you reap and sow How many times before Could you tell I didn't care? When you turned your hosepipe on me I knew we'd get nowhere Do you believe in sheds The beauty of flower beds A shed that's left unloved Dissapears in the undergrowth
Do you believe in sheds? The lies we told of hoes A garden we call our own A lovely lawn freshly mown How many times before Could you tell I didn't care? When you reached out from your shed And you knew I wasn't there My eyes are made of stone Just like your sordid shed How many times before Did you leave my shed alone?
Shedkeeper wrote: Lonesome Shed
I walk the garden path I look into your shed I'm pleasant when we mow I'm there when you reap and sow How many times before Could you tell I didn't care? When you turned your hosepipe on me I knew we'd get nowhere Do you believe in sheds The beauty of flower beds A shed that's left unloved Dissapears in the undergrowth
Do you believe in sheds? The lies we told of hoes A garden we call our own A lovely lawn freshly mown How many times before Could you tell I didn't care? When you reached out from your shed And you knew I wasn't there My eyes are made of stone Just like your sordid shed How many times before Did you leave my shed alone?
Genius, Johnny - but I'm sensing some frustrating and melancholy emanating from yr shed today...
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote: [
SHEDi xxx
Nothing that a good old barbeque can't fix!:D
Shedkeeper wrote:
SHEDimon wrote: [
SHEDi xxx
Nothing that a good old barbie blow up doll can't fix!:D
Every Shed Everywhere
When all's done and said There's no food in our shed So we plough and we hoe For we need seeds to grow And if we don't take a chance We'll lose all our plants These are all the spuds I planted To try to feed me and you
And when we thresh we use a tool And in a single breath this shed is full And when we thresh we use a tool With a single breath this shed is full
It's spinach I know At the end of the row Parsnips sprout but we don't like them Cause we know we have spuds This is no place for cabbage So get right off the bed You once drove a tractor But you crashed into the Shed
How much is peas For me and you I'm by the trees I have a tool But when we thresh we use that tool With a single breath this shed is full (this shed is full)
How could I fail to water When the sun was so hot Parsnips shrivel but we don't berate Cause our runner beans are great
And when we thresh we use a tool With a single breath this shed is full And when we thresh we use a tool With a single breath this shed is full (this shed is full) (this shed is full) (this shed is full)
SHEDi xxx
Mesh
Rope and some wire An antique broom Rope and shears are What's in the room We signed a contract For an H-P Flymo
A spanking new fleece, wow! And it's bright green Out in the woods and trees Across the path From over next door's Somebody laughs He's on his way to the shed All like he's got no shed I don't hoe Nobody hoes
Small gerbil lost here On a dirty floor What do they want for tea? What do they want for tea? I don't hoe Nobody hoes Nobody even tries To find out what they want to hoe
SHEDi xxx
Evening all, Exam went REALLY well, this worries me slightly because my exams never go REALLY well. Maybe I will get an engagement ring after all and not a household appliance.
Lucyjane wrote: Evening all, Exam went REALLY well, this worries me slightly because my exams never go REALLY well. Maybe I will get an engagement ring after all and not a household appliance.
Pleased to hear it, though don't talk so loud or Mrs Shedi will hear you and decide that such rewards are a very good idea...
SHEDi xxx
Lucyjane wrote: Evening all, Exam went REALLY well, this worries me slightly because my exams never go REALLY well. Maybe I will get an engagement ring after all and not a household appliance.
Now come on........you know you'd prefer a mechanical device!
