SHED UP AND POST
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Nice one...
I'm finding some of the old JD tracks have a lot of Shed-potential... Shows Curtis' genius as a lyricist, I suppose, anticipating Shedionism 25 years in advance...
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote: No idea who this Julio geezer is... So I'm afraid I can't help you, Ron...
SHEDi xxx
lucky you.
Julio was know as the Brailian Postaman, when trading stuff he claimed never to recieve packages.
Mind you he could prove useful most Brazilians live in Sheds 
He could post some pics :D
New Lawn Fades
A change of turf, a change of style. A change of grass, with no weeds, A chance to watch, admire the new lawn, Still occupied, though you forget. Different colours, different shades, Created with the mower you made. It's not the same Patterns so plain to see, stop the mower drink your tea. Turf you lay.
We'll share a barbie and step inside, A burnt burger and one was fried, 'We'll give you Stella and more, The wine's too much, can't take much more.' Oh, I've drove on tarmac, car on tyre, Can't stand that surface anymore. It was me, waiting for me, Hoping for a new lawn, Me, seeing turf and grass seed, hoping for some green grass.
just been shopping then had BEANS and SAUSAGE(HEINZ).Came into the SHED and do i FIND?More songs.Excellent effort again.Keep off the LAWN please.
BETTER SHED than DEAD. 
SHED SOULS
Someone take these tools away, I'll fix the Shed another day, A duel of Frailties, Working hard till my hand bleeds.
Shed keeps calling me, It keeps calling me, Keeps on calling me, It's time for tea.
Neighbours over the fence peep their head, And mocking voices disrespect my Shed. Imperialistic shed of prayer, Neighbours wife was shagged in there.
Shed keeps calling me, It keeps calling me, Keeps on calling me, It's time for tea.
Time for tea, Time for tea.
I'm in the shed. Gonna have an interactive breakfast today, what should I have:
Bacon Butty Sausage Butty
Brown Sauce Ketchup Or BBQ Sauce
Help appreciated 
The Shed of Music
See my shed reflection, Oil the hinge connections I can see door opening easier, So sad is this hinge action, Reverse the situation, I can't see it closing better.
I'll walk you through the greenhouse, Show you all the tomatos, I can't see see them growing higher, Systematically eaten by geen fly, Emotionally not on a high, I can't see them getting better.
Perverse and unrealistic, Tie the plants to a stick, I can't see it getting better, Hollow now, a windows out, All I need to break out, I can't see life getting higher, Shed songs, makes you feel higher, Love, of shed, makes you feel higher, Higher, higher, higher, higher, Higher, higher, higher, higher, Love of shed, makes you feel higher.
State of Love and Trust wrote: I'm in the shed. Gonna have an interactive breakfast today, what should I have:
Bacon Butty Sausage Butty
Brown Sauce Ketchup Or BBQ Sauce
Help appreciated
all of the above and try it with grilled cheese on top.
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHEDSRUS wrote: .. and I survived the SHED
Diggy made it out alive despite bringing down a roof beam
Bob? Or Tony Wilson with a crew cut and minus glasses.Both..
Bloody HELL!!!!!! not been in the shed since yesterday evening and i come back and there's hundreds of new shed songs
Some absolute genius shed lyrics there from Diggy ,Shedimon
Watering Can wrote: CEREMONY for Maya !!
Watching Maya, her posts on the thread The times she drank, Too pissed to post this time.
So very true
You don't wanna know about my pissed typing skills haha
.SHEDimon wrote: For Maya...
Loony In A Shed
Pssst I may be wrong but she's pissed There's something wrong you should've said That Maya's in the Shed She could be the lover of Jack Forever on her own in the Shack Let's start a new thread
Some people like to out-post her While others may just want to roast her While I do the best that I can Keeping my cock in my pants
And if you feel The whole Shed rocking Then it's just M She's on the vodka (Banging round in the dark) But stop acting like a tart Every thread she posts is the one That's gonna undo what she's done It could take all day
Some people try to upset her While others may want to forget her But she does the best that she's able Trying her best to seem stable
Some people like to abuse her While others may quite like to lose her But she does it better than most Keeping it real with her posts
SHEDi xxx
Quality!!!!
Cheers, Shedi
Time for Shed wrote: WOW
:crazy:
See lyrics for Failures (Of The Modern Shed)... Metal sheds... Bah, humbug... When I were a lad, sheds were made of wood, fought for their country, open doors for ladies and still gave you change for a fiver... Base not included... So no shed for Jack, then!!!
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote:
Time for Shed wrote: WOW
:crazy:So no shed for Jack, then!!!
SHEDi xxx
Huh? 
