Keith Richards fell out of a tree and has a concussion
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Yep
http://www.nme.com/news/rolling-stones/22938
But he's Keith Richards, so he can do anything he wants.
The one fallacy in this story is the assumption that Richards is alive enough to climb a tree, much less fall out of one 
The dude's been dead since 1982...
didn't he fall off a ladder in the library of his swiss chateau a few years back while trying to reach for a book? and they had to cancel the tour, and all.
some people. such strange luck.
Taboo # 7 wrote: He didn't fall. God pushed him out of desperation
About right...what is scarier is that Keef has two grandkids!!
You just cannot kill the guy
Ed Dalder wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: He didn't fall. God pushed him out of desperation
About right...what is scarier is that Keef has two grandkids!!
You just cannot kill the guy
As I said once before it's only the formaldehyde in the ciggies that's holding his body together. The fact he can still play and presumably still do other stuff is a genuine miracle(or a pact with the Prince Of Darkness-and I don't mean George W or Bill Gates either).
Ed Dalder wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: He didn't fall. God pushed him out of desperation
About right...what is scarier is that Keef has two grandkids!!
You just cannot kill the guy
I like to think that Hunter S Thompson had to shoot himself in the head TWICE for the desired effect. But of course he didn't. Just a normal man who did great things.
Not sure what Keef's excuse for still being alive is though...
AgentWood wrote: didn't he fall off a ladder in the library of his swiss chateau a few years back while trying to reach for a book? and they had to cancel the tour, and all.
some people. such strange luck.
Yeah. Another time, a guitar string snapped and pricked his finger. The finger went septic.
Typical lad Keith,always climbing trees! Notice how Lasses never climb trees ever,even as youngsters...They don't know what they're missing!
Boatraceface wrote:
Notice how Lasses never climb trees ever,even as youngsters...They don't know what they're missing!
we don't climb trees?!? 
Shed Peel wrote: He's not looking too good, nowadays, that's for sure!
That statement's been true since-- what?-- 1975? 
Keith could be used by the pro-legalization of drugs folks to show how one can still be alive considering decades of recreational abuse 
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Notice how Lasses never climb trees ever,even as youngsters...They don't know what they're missing!
we don't climb trees?!?
Girls never climb trees just for the hell of it for some reason...Not saying you can't!Like when there is a lion up yer jacksie or summut.
Boatraceface wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Notice how Lasses never climb trees ever,even as youngsters...They don't know what they're missing!
we don't climb trees?!?
Girls never climb trees just for the hell of it for some reason...Not saying you can't!Like when there is a lion up yer jacksie or summut.
Bet they never climb up on the roof of the house and jump off, either, like Comrade used to do when he was a wee lad. 
He's staying about two minutes up the road from my work. There have been a couple of items on the news about it. I believe he is being discharged today. I also heard there was some sort of accident with a jet ski in Fiji. Perhaps he burnt his lips trying to snort the fuel, got high, climbed the coconut tree and fell out?
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: He's not looking too good, nowadays, that's for sure!
That statement's been true since-- what?-- 1975?
at least!
Boatraceface wrote: Typical lad Keith,always climbing trees! Notice how Lasses never climb trees ever,even as youngsters...They don't know what they're missing!
Well i did! Although it might be cos i'm a Northern monkey.
