State of Love and Trust wrote: No joke, there is a guy in my school in the year below me called Daniel Muff.
no naval commanders on yer dad's side of the family Jack?
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Used to know a Caroline Hiscock (C. Hiscock)... Taught a girl called Amelia Rowland-Munt a few years ago... Mate of mine used to claim he had a great aunt called Ophelia Ball...
SHEDi xxx
At work we often hire test equipment from WAYNE KERR electronics.
My shift partner at the minute is Dick Fountain (he insists on being called Dick, not Richard).
We had a Mr Hunt at school. Oh how we laughed when we found out his first name was Isaac.
My aunt is called Theresa Elms.
LE Roberts wrote: Hugh Jorgan
Hmm, suspiciously like one of Bart Simpson's calls to Moe's bar! e.g. Is anyone here Jass? A Hugh Jass?
Hey Magroin!! Pat Magroin!!
I need Hugginkiss!! Amanda Hugginkiss!!
Anyone seen Mike Rotch Lately?
Phone for McCrackin, Phil McCrackin!!
Is anyone here Wayne King
Isabelle Ringing? Hey Isabelle Ringing
Everyone put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle
Is a Bath here? Guys! Guys! Anita Bath
Klosoff Wanted? Can I have Oliver Klosoff?
O'Problem? Do I have a Bea O'Problem?
Butts! Butts! I wana Seymour Butts!!
Is Daily Here? Oy!! I.P Daily!!
Say Magroin!! Who's Holden Magroin
Anyone here an Al Coholic
Pidass please! A Stu Pidass is wanted on the phone!!
Excuse Me Strap!A Jock Strap please
Have some funny changes of name here:
Felicity Electricity Tarquin Biscuit-Barrell
Someone also changed their name a few years ago for an election - Legalise Marijuana.
I went to school with a girl, who every time they called her name over the intercom, my friends and I would get a case of the giggles...Cheryl Screws...
And one of my sisters had two friends (who were sisters) Wendy and Stormy....I later met their other two sisters, Rainey and Haley...I just thought those parents were on CRACK!!!
Generic wrote: I) Wendy and Stormy....I later met their other two sisters, Rainey and Haley...I just thought those parents were on CRACK!!!
Bet they're still trying for Sonny!
ha, looks like the Toby Smallpiece I once spoke to is doing well for himself!
State of Love and Trust wrote: No joke, there is a guy in my school in the year below me called Daniel Muff.
Well, Jack is Master Bates 
i went out with someone called cindy horst at school
there is a local car dealers called dick lovett
know someone who was called sydney harbour-bridge.
hibster wrote:
know someone who was called sydney harbour-bridge.
You've gotta be kidding me!!
Also, an American Actor, Rip Torn - what a name!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
hibster wrote:
know someone who was called sydney harbour-bridge.
i know where he lives. next to the opera house.
Was watching some dodgy documentary one night and they had a meteorologist on who was called. "North East West" I shit you not....his real name too.
(PS, I think it's wise Jack using his mum's name.....means his reputation doesn't preceed him LOL)
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Also, an American Actor, Rip Torn - what a name!
Ain't his real name though...
BTW...someone mentioned a Tarquin biscuit barrle or something.....i was too twatted at the time, but it's short for....
tarquin lintim wimbim bimbim bustop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrell (silly party)
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW...someone mentioned a Tarquin biscuit barrle or something.....i was too twatted at the time, but it's short for....
tarquin lintim wimbim bimbim bustop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrell (silly party)
Ok, what?
Sheddo wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW...someone mentioned a Tarquin biscuit barrle or something.....i was too twatted at the time, but it's short for....
tarquin lintim wimbim bimbim bustop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrell (silly party)
Ok, what?
Yeah wtf??!?
Im on msn get on here shedmeister sheddo
Sheddo wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW...someone mentioned a Tarquin biscuit barrle or something.....i was too twatted at the time, but it's short for....
tarquin lintim wimbim bimbim bustop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrell (silly party)
Ok, what?
Voice Over: Here at Luton it's a three-cornered fight between Alan Jones - Sensible Party, in the middle, Tarquin Fin- tim- lim- bim- whin- bim- lim- bus- stop- F'tang- F'tang- Olè- Biscuitbarrel - Silly Party, and Kevin Phillips-Bong, the Slightly Silly candidate. Officer: Alan Jones... Voice Over: On the left, Sensible Party Officer : 9,112... Kevin Phillips-Bong... Voice Over: On the right, Slightly Silly. Officer: Nought...Tarquin Fin- tim- lin- bin- whin- bim- lin- bus- stop- F'tang- F'tang- Olé- Biscuitbarrel... Voice Over: Silly. Officer: 12,441. Voice Over : And so the Silly Party has taken Luton.
OK I got it a little wrong....
this guy's name is my fave tho...... Voice Over: Hello, from Harpenden. This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate (in large cube of polystyrene with only legs sticking out) who may split the silly vote. Officer : Mrs Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (obvious man in drag with enormous joke breasts) Voice Over: Silly. Officer: 26,317... James Walker... Voice Over: Sensible. Officer: 26,318. Voice Over: That was close. Officer : Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith. Voice Over: Very Silly. Officer: Two. Voice Over: Well there you have it. A Sensible gain at Driffield.
EDIT: or this one.... Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Right,
I went to college with a 'Michael Moore' - obviously 'moore' is Irish for LARGE
funnilly enough, the girls seemed fairly happy that the name fitted him well 
But my personal favourite is my own Grandmother's name:
ANNIE OATS
Seriously!
Jeremey Bates at Wimbledon.. Master Bates! Slartibartfarst. Aubrey. Cornelius Spasticpikeywindowlicker.
