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Steve Campbell wrote: BTW...someone mentioned a Tarquin biscuit barrle or something.....i was too twatted at the time, but it's short for....
tarquin lintim wimbim bimbim bustop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrell (silly party)
Love that you picked up on that! The guy actually applied for that whole name but the Registrar didn't approve it, he was only allowed to have Tarquin Biscuit-Barrell. 
monty wrote: No shit...I taxed a car for a Chinese guy a few years ago.....his name?
IVAN HO !!!
AND YOUR NAME IS BART SIMPSON ! REALLY 
22 YEARS AGO I DID LIVER TO A CHINEESE AT THE BACK OF LORD STREET SOUTHPORT AND THE TAKE AWAY WOZ CALLED "CHIN KEE"
On the back of a book I saw there was a review by some professor named Reinhold Adolpho F*ck. (Is it even necessary to use an asterisk since it's apparently a legitimate name? heh.)
Some favourite first names I've happened across include E-Jazz, Sir-Adrene, and Shithead (that's pronounced Sha-TEED!).
Went to FALIRAKI a few years ago.My mates and my future ex-wife stayed at the 18-30s hotel,while I stayed at the SAGA holidays hotel over the hill (so to speak in more ways than one).There was a liitle grocery store outside their apartment called....erm.. GROCERIE VERGINA
Well it was open all hours! 
When it comes to funny names for locations, there's actually a town in Newfoundland called Dildo.
That reminds me, the most famous and longest serving premier of Newfoundland was Joey Smallwood.
And Missy Jem will confirm this.There's a village in Breightmet,Bolton called..wait for it..
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Steve Lea wrote: Arsoli in Italy anyone?!
Glad I dont live there... for many more.
I once stayed in a small town in Slovenia called Arse (though it was pronouned Ar-say)... Much hilarity... Nice place actually... My other favourite is Wankdorf in Austria... From memory it was quite aptly named...
SHEDi xxx
My girlfriend has a customer at work called ETTA DICK... Her real name is HENRIETTA DICK, and also a WENDY HOUSE.
