101 things to do with a gooey chocolate gateaux!

Any ideas?

Just one. No, two.

Eat it greedily in the shed.

No sharing Mrs. Peel?

Sure, I am all for sharing.

Yours is mine, and mine is mine...

Spoken like a woman, Mrs. Peel.

Your imagination extends to just 2?

well, I'm just being honest...! :)

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: No sharing Mrs. Peel?

is that a double entendre?

Muppet wrote: Your imagination extends to just 2?

Mrs. Peel is all woman, and I am all man. So...yes.

Shed Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: No sharing Mrs. Peel?

is that a double entendre?

Not an inteneded one...

Oi get out of my thread

It's the thread police. But I answered your question... My imagination is limited to two, because I'm a man.

Well what use would you be to any classy woman?:p

I know what to do with a gooey chocolate gateaux. :p

Glad to hear it young man!

And what would you do with a gooey chocolate gateaux?

Lets just say my imagination extends to more than 2 - for a start it is amazing piece of art and beauty, secondly it offers spiritual lessons such as you learn patience and restraint as you get into a frenzy as the defrosting process begins!

That's two.

I said for a start - many rude things of course - too rude for such inocent ears.

3. Sniff it
4. cuddle up to it in bed when you feel in need
5. use it as a door stop
6. take it for a walk

Muppet wrote: I said for a start - many rude things of course - too rude for such inocent ears.

Well that covers one of my two. That and eating it makes two.

*sniff sniff*

I'm hungry now...

eating it is a start. then there are a few other things that can be done. :D

I'd rub it all over Juliette Binoche and then lick it off

SHEDSRUS wrote: I'd rub it all over Juliette Binoche and then lick it off

yeh, that's the sort of thing i was inferring above.

Is this like those Dr. Oetker Lava Cakes?

NOOLigan wrote: eating it is a start. then there are a few other things that can be done. :D

Been watching American Pie, then?

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: eating it is a start. then there are a few other things that can be done. :D

Been watching American Pie, then?

been watching a few things lately, but not that. :D