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Afternoon from PLANET ROCK GARDEN.Just on lunch break.Finish this contract SOON(7 working DAYS) and then it is HOLIDAY and then SELLING house time.Have a great day.Will call back later in afternnon before i go for a long WALK. regards Rocket Mick Evening RON:laugh:

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howdy mick.

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Looks like a nice book - the artwork is lovely, it looks similar to the work of John Gould who did alot of paintings of Australian flora and fauna back in the days of early settlement.

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I just finished the Phantom of the Opera again. I almost cried this time. Top film. :thumb:

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Awww, Ron, you're sad in the shed too.:(

Anyway, it's well past my bedtime so nighty night. Maybe I can dream about a NO Oz tour!!!!!!:cry:

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Barnette wrote: Awww, Ron, you're sad in the shed too.:(

Anyway, it's well past my bedtime so nighty night. Maybe I can dream about a NO Oz tour!!!!!!:cry:

you should check it out. it really is a top flick.

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I'll note that - goodnight.

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Barnette wrote: I'll note that - goodnight.

it is almost time i went to bed too.

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Hope I'm not too late... Night Barnette, night Ron Boy...

SHEDi xxx

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Wooooooooooooooooo just got my tickets to alice in chains :clap:

Get in :D :D :D

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SHED wrote: Will call back later in afternnon before i go for a long WALK.

Hopefully not off a short pier :nono:

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Evening, Mike... Morning, Ron... Evening/afternoon/morning evryone!

SHEDi xxx

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:egg: due to the RAIN!No walking after all.What are your PLANS for the near FUTURE.I have PLENTY but more NEWS later!:thumb:

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My top 3 things to keep in a shed (I'm not too late am I?):

  1. Watering Can
  2. Hammer
  3. HK MSG-90 sniper rifle

Hope that clears things up a bit!

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Turn my Way

Take my hose And don't let go Turn this tap And let it flow

Don't turn my ground Don't dig down Re seed my lawn Before it's gone The new herbicide Copliments the insecticide My grass will learn The weeds will not return

I don't wanna weed like other people do I wanna own a Shed, I want an outside loo Don't wanna have to crap like other people do I want to shit free, in my shed i can do

Take my hose And don't let go Turn this tap And let it flow

I barbacued every sunday of the month I cooked the food, all enjoyed the brunch My guest's saw my lawn, looked with envy They asked for tips, I gave many But then I thought, No Bloody way Fuck off, close the gate, be on yer way

I don't wanna weed like other people do I wanna own a Shed, I want an outside loo Don't wanna have to crap like other people do I want to shit free, in my shed i can do

I don't wanna weed like other people do I wanna own a Shed, I want an outside loo Don't wanna have to crap like other people do I want to shit free, in my shed i can do

I don't wanna weed like other people do I wanna own a Shed, I want an outside loo Don't wanna have to crap like other people do I want to shit free, in my shed i can do

I don't wanna weed like other people do I wanna own a Shed, I want an outside loo I sometimes go at night, under the moonlight I have a shit, I sometimes Pee, My shed takes care of me

I sometimes go at night I sometimes go at night I sometimes go at night I sometimes go at night I sometimes go at night I sometimes go at night

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SHED wrote: :egg: due to the RAIN!No walking after all.What are your PLANS for the near FUTURE.I have PLENTY but more NEWS later!:thumb:

Only plan at the moment is to get some tickets on Friday and then head to Matalan to get shirted up! :thumb: And to prepare for tomorrow's Shed Game...

SHEDi xxx

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:clap: :thumb: Turn My Way! I'm starting to lose track of what's been done and what's still waiting to be reshedded... I may have a crack at Run Wild, though...

SHEDi xxx

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Only plan at the moment is to get some tickets on Friday and then head to Matalan to get shirted up! And to prepare for tomorrow's Shed Game...

Get the Red one :thumb:

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I hate my shed - will probably knock it down at the weekend.

Hey, I could break it up and ebay the fucking bits?

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Mike, how were the Beautiful Sarf?

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Mike, how were the Beautiful Sarf?

Really good, enjoyed them, and a cracking venue :thumb:

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Grow Wild

Open sheds Empty shelves Dusty gnomes And garden elves But all the time When I'm outside I think of you And your bonsai

Fir and lime Beech and sweet pea Percy Thrower's gonna Mow the lawn for me

But if Titchmarsh comes to lend a hand I won't let him hoe, I won't let him hoe

I've got slugs And you've got nettles Wh don't you go And fill the stupid kettle And brew some tea And bring some custard creams And read the paper And sow the seeds

You're the kind of farmer That I've always wanted to work with We'll you're really uncouth And you always say rude things to me But now I'll tell you something For my shed doors are open wide I really love my gtarden And my lobelia will never die, never die, never die, never die, never die

But if Dimmock comes to lend a hand I won't let her hoe, I won't let her hoe

But if Titchmarsh comes to lend a hand I won't let him hoe, I won't let him hoe

Hose pipe around the corner Hose pipe around the corner Hose pipe around the corner I swear it's getting warmer Hose pipe around the corner Hose pipe around the corner Hose pipe around the corner

I'm gonna dig 'til I die I'm gonna dig to get high

SHEDi xxx

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[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: I hate my shed - will probably knock it down at the weekend.

Hey, I could break it up and ebay the fucking bits?

You could always advertise it in the Buy Sell Trade forum, Col... For sale, one careful owner, starter Shed kit, ideal for the younger gardener...

SHEDi xxx

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Digital Mike Binoshed wrote: Outstanding - That desreves the nobel peace prize :D

Or the Bluebell/Peas Prize... :lol:

SHEDi xxx

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Digital Mike Binoshed wrote:

Really good, enjoyed them, and a cracking venue :thumb:

Did you record it?

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