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Every Shed Counts

Every Shed counts Even Big in Oils I think you are a pig You should not smash it up I guess I should've known You'd end up in the shed Every shed counts, yes even your's Every second counts

Every shed counts Even those on balconies It could make you feel so good Tell me is it new Is it where you keep your hoe? You have never let me know Every shed counts even if not new

Every little counts even if not new

Every shed counts Even Big in Oils To wreck a shed is stupid And so must be you The smile upon your face, It always stays in place Every when yer pissed, yer shed's there for you

Every shed counts , even Big in Oils Every shed...

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good morning. i see out wordsmiths are in fine form again. :thumb:

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What did they play?

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What did they play?

Instruments, and all the Hit's, Great Gig :thumb:

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How true, Diggy... Every Shed does indeed count... (Even Biginoil! :D ) Every Shed Point counts too - any plans for tomorrow's game yet?

SHEDi xxx

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How true, Diggy... Every Shed does indeed count... (Even Biginoil! ) Every Shed Point counts too - any plans for tomorrow's game yet?

Hope to make tomorrow's game a bit special :thumb:

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Thanks Mike, that was byoodeful.

(The shed's still getting it though :nod: )

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Digital Mike Binoshed wrote:

How true, Diggy... Every Shed does indeed count... (Even Biginoil! ) Every Shed Point counts too - any plans for tomorrow's game yet?

Hope to make tomorrow's game a bit special :thumb:

I'll set my alarm for five am. :thumb:

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hello :rolleyes:

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mossy wrote: hello :rolleyes:

All it's cracked up to be? :evil4:

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Evening Comrade n Ron :D

Sweet Dream's Mick

Diggy Mike up early , going to that Shit hole London :evil4:

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mORNING AND TODAY i have worked at this present JOb for ONE year except for ONE month off.Contract ends in 7 more WORKING days!Morning everyone,everywhere.:thumb:

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Morning folks... Hope we've all been practising for the Shed Game tonight!

SHEDi xxx

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Team Goonden Grand Prix Shed Engineering have completed and extensive test program run at Valencia and Catalunya this week. We have a few upgrades for the game tonight, and a few new browser settings to try, in order to optimize the playability of the internet connection. Aside from that we are hoping to have a new remote shed analysis system available soon, we will be debuting it at the big silvershed test next month.

Until the new FIS ( Federation Internationale de Shed) rules on lunch control systems are in black and white on our shed wall, we will continue to refuse to serve pickle in our motorshed communication centre. Seen here on loan to team McRon Merc at some car race or other.

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Steve Campbell wrote: Team Goonden Grand Prix Shed Engineering have completed and extensive test program run at Valencia and Catalunya this week. We have a few upgrades for the game tonight, and a few new browser settings to try, in order to optimize the playability of the internet connection. Aside from that we are hoping to have a new remote shed analysis system available soon, we will be debuting it at the big silvershed test next month.

Until the new FIS ( Federation Internationale de Shed) rules on lunch control systems are in black and white on our shed wall, we will continue to refuse to serve pickle in our motorshed communication centre. Seen here on loan to team McRon Merc at some car race or other.

Does this mean you'll be aiming for a podium finish tonight, then Steve?

SHEDi xxx

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Hi guys. due to a cyclist having an argument with a cement truck, my normally 25 min trip home took and hour. :\ohwell:

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Shedi, mate, I am a racer, I never set out for 2nd place :D That's not to say if I'm looking like finishing there I'm gonna "stick it in the hedge" as it were, by guessing "exactly 419.7 g of latvian sheep cheese" in an effort to pull a final lap win out of my arse.

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Steve Campbell wrote: Shedi, mate, I am a racer, I never set out for 2nd place :D That's not to say if I'm looking like finishing there I'm gonna "stick it in the hedge" as it were, by guessing "exactly 419.7 g of latvian sheep cheese" in an effort to pull a final lap win out of my arse.

I do think we need to be more precise with our guesses - sort the men from the boys... And the women from... Well, the less said about that... :D

SHEDi xxx

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i'll now go and set my alarm for 5 am.

i intend to be fully awake this time.

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NOOLigan wrote: i'll now go and set my alarm for 5 am.

i intend to be fully awake this time.

That really is dedication above and beyond the call of duty, Ron :clap:

SHEDi xxx

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ah well. i'll probably wake ut at 5.30 anyway, but this way i'll be showered and dressed for work when the game begins. the game starts at 6 am my time.

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I overslpet this morning - not too distasterous but woke up 45 minutes later than usual... Still managed to get to work on time, though... Definitely need a holiday :nod: - good job there's on next week... :D

SHEDi xxx

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Hello.Dedication RON!:thumb:

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... is what you need.

If you wanna be a RECORD BREAKER...

Yeah!

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[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: ... is what you need.

If you wanna be a SHED-GAME WINNER...

Yeah!

:nod:

SHEDi xxx

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Morning everyone :thumb:

No exams today :)

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How were yesterday's nightmare papers, Jack? You around for the Shed Game this evening?

SHEDi xxx

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Gnome Alone wrote: How were yesterday's nightmare papers, Jack? You around for the Shed Game this evening?

SHEDi xxx

They were alright actually, English was a bit of a bastard but I wrote SHEDloads of stuff for the 2 essays.

Latin was just gay cos it's so boring!! But I think I did alright.

They weren't half as bad as I was expecting. Got Spanish reading and writing on Thursday then I've finished Spanish, cos I've already done speaking and listening :clap: Should do mint in Spanish I got the prize this year :clap:

Will be winning the shed game tonight :thumb:

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