The Shed
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NOOLigan wrote: it may just be about time for me to bid you all good night. i have an early start tomorrow.
Night, Ron Boy...
SHEDi xxx
Gnome Alone wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Gnome Alone wrote: Woah... That was scary - double-posted, so tried to delete the message, but nothing happened, so edited it instead... Now I find I managed to delete AND edit the post...
SHEDi xxx
And you call me?
Call you what?
SHEDi xxx
For double posting and double threading, you bloody hypocrite!
I reckon Alfie would have a fit if you got him a wee friend, he's SO his mummy's boy. I mean he was all over me and all matey while you were around, but when it was just me and jim he was NOT a happy camper, he defo wanted his mum.
I honestly never thought birds could A. be happy or B. be any fun as pets til I met him. Gobby wee shite maker that he is :D Give him a kiss from me.
Shedrise
I've been waiting to prune your bush for too long now Bonsai cultivation does not work somehow Tell me how does one mix your soil with mulch to grow foxgloves When simple rotivation only turns the earth to mud I tried so hard last night you would not weed with me I live with the fear of a gardening rift And I know we're going to seed
Why did you never water the ground in front of the apple tree You gave a rose that then withered away Like my prized sycamore Your lawn may be good, but it don't look that green to me Your lawn may be good, but it don't look that green to me We might've grown your blackberries But you picked them a long time ago We might've grown your gooseberries But it's time you watered them now
As we dig the beds together, can't help but get riled No one pruned the hedge or bushes, because it was so wild If you ever think of me, if you hear me ask If you weed between the pines, you'll cut your hands on glass These rusty shears will never trim, the slugs will never leave Whatever I have dug for you I dug because you're an arse
SHEDi xxx
With laughter.
Jack you are gonna have to print these for your dad, then he can leave them lying around in ones and twos backstage at gigs for Barney to find.....it'll freak him out a treat LOL.
I like little games like that. Our head of Dept. at college was convinced we were all pot headed pixies ( which by and large we were) but he was also sure we'd skin up in class and stuff which we didn't....but one day while he was out, we got a table he HAd to walk past in the rehearsal room and covered it in every manner of pot smoking equpiment imagineable...right down to going to the greengrocer's to get a carrot to make a chilum with....it was priceless, he walked right past it and then stoped so fast he kinda rocked on his feet, then looked at it, then bolted for the kitchen. We gave up on the gag fast tho cos he looked like he was about to black out :D
just playing the REMIX 12 inch records for the FIRST time having owned them since MARCH 5th.By FAR the LONgest EVER i have waited to play a new 12 inch record by NEW ORDER.Cos the house has been UNFIT for PLAYING MY COLLECTION until recently.Just AQUIRED (don't ask) a snooker table(SLATE BED) that also turns into a DINING table(antique).Should be going walking tonight but can't be bothered.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Just need to find a way of doctoring the auto-cue! 
Anticipation building nicely ahead of tonight's Shed Game... Just off for a quick warm up - what is in my shed?...
SHEDi xxx
Just noticed the Shed thread is at almost 2,000 posts and 10,000 views... So keep 'em peeled - you could be the lucky 2,000th poster or 10,000 viewer... Winners get an exclusive CD of Diggy Mike's Blue Monday remixes!
SHEDi xxx
Just noticed the Shed thread is at almost 2,000 posts and 10,000 views... So keep 'em peeled - you could be the lucky 2,000th poster or 10,000 viewer... Winners get an exclusive CD of Diggy Mike's Blue Monday remixes!
You don't know how close you are 
60MPH
I don't know if I told you, but I'm building a rockery You'll never see me tolerate mildew I'll have the missus make my tea Don't you know that I'll help you germinate Come on in and close the garden gate When I saw you with my rotivator You could've helped me use the granular fertilizer
She'll be there for me when I want a brew I'll stand by her under the gazebo In the dead of night I'll switch on the light 'Cos I need to place an item in the shed for you
You can take me to the flowerbed, watch the thorney tree We can worship Juliette Binoche, there together you and me Why don't you run over here and and bring my tea? Don't you mix it with Nitrate of soda Why don't we both take the slug pellets of the shelf Sprinkle freely, watch the garden elf
She'll be there for me when I want a brew I'll stand by her under the gazebo In the dead of night I'll switch on the light 'Cos I need to place an item in the shed for you
She'll be there for me when I want a brew I'll stand by her under the gazebo In the dead of night I'll switch on the light 'Cos I need to place an item in the shed for you
She'll be there for me when I want a brew I'll stand by her under the gazebo In the dead of night I'll switch on the light 'Cos I need to place an item in the shed for you
She'll be there for me when I want a brew I'll stand by her under the gazebo In the dead of night I'll switch on the light 'Cos I need to place an item in the shed for you
Not long to the first game
Remember keep out of the Greenhose and the Flowerbed, nothing in this game for 2 in the Shed !
