Love Is .................................

Answers on a postcard?

Is it just me, or is it just not worth it?

...the air that supports the eagle...

SHEDi xxx

...getting your shirts ironed and your socks rolled by the missus.

...A Battlefield.

truly wonderful.

...found in the east and the west...

SHEDi xxx

Smurfy wrote: Answers on a postcard?

Is it just me, or is it just not worth it?

You just been cast aside? Well it is the World Cup in 3 weeks...

like oxygen

...the cure for every evil...

SHEDi xxx

......the feeling you get when your child is born

then they bloody grow up:\ohwell:

....so uncool...

SHEDi xxx

the greatest feeling on earth.

in the Shed??

Fay wrote: in the Shed??

as long as it isn't virtual love.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Is it just me, or is it just not worth it?

Something you wish to share, Smurfy?!

Having said that, just noticed you're from Essicks.

So you must fall in love three or four times a week!

Always in the back of a car.

Born there, and moved away before I became too corrupted by the all the free loving!!

Share .... nah - same sad stories of woe (well men being wankers anyway). No offence I'm sure there are some strong proper men around??? :)

...got the World In Motion...

SHEDi xxx

The sweetest thing........nothing on earth can ever bring....... - oh my god I'm really losing it.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Born there, and moved away before I became too corrupted by the all the free loving!!

Share .... nah - same sad stories of woe (well men being wankers anyway). No offence I'm sure there are some strong proper men around??? :)

You can take the girl out of Essicks ... but you can't take Essicks out of the girl.

You sure you want a strong bloke, luv? Stronger they are, more likely they are to dump you, no? Get yourself a little lapdog of a bloke who'll follow you around and agree to your every whim and fancy. You know it makes sense.

Perhaps a strong lapdog would be more use:D :D (I am joking!)

.......the crooked thing, There is nobody wise enough To find out all that is in it, For he would be thinking of love Till the stars had run away And the shadows eaten the moon. Ah, penny, brown penny, brown penny, One cannot begin it too soon.

Well you did ask

Love is...

Contagious (rather than Infectious (hopefully)).

My serious definition is; wanting to be with someone as much as possible and wanting to do all you can to make that person happy... and to be in love this arrangement needs to be reciprocal (oh... and juices are involved in romantic love).

Steve Lea wrote: .......the crooked thing, There is nobody wise enough To find out all that is in it, For he would be thinking of love Till the stars had run away And the shadows eaten the moon. Ah, penny, brown penny, brown penny, One cannot begin it too soon.

Well you did ask

You old romantic

Steve Lea wrote: .......the crooked thing, There is nobody wise enough To find out all that is in it, For he would be thinking of love Till the stars had run away And the shadows eaten the moon. Ah, penny, brown penny, brown penny, One cannot begin it too soon.

Well you did ask

brown penny. i hope that means something different in your part of the world.

Craig W wrote: Love is...

Contagious (rather than Infectious (hopefully)).

Taja Seville, what a song that was!

...a four-letter word...

SHEDi xxx

"The greatest thing and theres nothing else to live for..."

I'm relying on The Other Two for this description - I don't know myself. But I hope that's what it's like.

non existent

Uncle Liam wrote: non existent

Christ you must lead an ugly life. I mean I just have to deal with being without love, you have to deal with a world without love. How horrid.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: non existent

Christ you must lead an ugly life. I mean I just have to deal with being without love, you have to deal with a world without love. How horrid.

it is very sad indeed.

No its not! Its fucking top! Getting pissed, being on tour, seeing quality bands. Outstanding!

pure joy followed by heart break and sadness.

.........what everybody lives for

you have never been in love until youve seen the sunrise, come up behind the home for the blind

... we are the pretty petty thieves

And your standing on our streets!

Where Hector was the...

Back on topic

... the drug

... a many splendoured thing

.........all you need.

.... a mental illness according to many top head Dr's

Steve Campbell wrote: .... a mental illness according to many top head Dr's

just what doctors have told you that doctor?

they are wrong.

It was just their polite way of telling Steve that he has a mental illness

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: It was just their polite way of telling Steve that he has a mental illness

You are on very thin ice today young "lady". Must be mentally dysfunctional, I find you pleasant company

Actually Ron, i watch a coupla documentaries on the subject and yes, many shrinks said love amounts to a psychotic state. Mind you most of them looked like they'd never been touched much less loved.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Where Hector was the...

first of the gang with a gun in his hand

What's the price of love?

Banshee you messed the quote up YOU PLUM!!

No prizes for guessing what i'll be singing all afternoon! Incidentally finally got round to buying new Mozza album, it's only my first listen and it sounds good

the wish fulfillment of a lifetime. :)

A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

J.A.K wrote: A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

Hmmmmm, there's a lesson there for me, I'm sure of it.

Steve Campbell wrote:

J.A.K wrote: A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

Hmmmmm, there's a lesson there for me, I'm sure of it.

Don't worry about sussing it out, Campo...! Absolute bollocks!

still wanting to shag a girl when you are sober and she isnt wearing make up.

I think

Shed Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

J.A.K wrote: A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

Hmmmmm, there's a lesson there for me, I'm sure of it.

Don't worry about sussing it out, Campo...! Absolute bollocks!

Well i was just musing that I've never mastered the ability to, when confronted with a love induced headfuck, grunt and wander off to play footie.....maybe if I did, I'd have better fortune?

Steve Campbell wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

J.A.K wrote: A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

Hmmmmm, there's a lesson there for me, I'm sure of it.

Don't worry about sussing it out, Campo...! Absolute bollocks!

Well i was just musing that I've never mastered the ability to, when confronted with a love induced headfuck, grunt and wander off to play footie.....maybe if I did, I'd have better fortune?

Nah, that route of thinking is absolute bollocks as well.

...unique in that it can be great and shitty at the same time

From my own experiences, it's something to try for so long as you don't fuck it up...like I do...most of the time...because I'm a jackass

But yeah, it exists

Al Jarvis wrote: ... a word you use about 0.67 seconds before you climax!

I thought that was Geronimo!!!

lol!

but surely the correct answer is

love is..... .....all you need

hibster wrote: lol!

but surely the correct answer is

love is..... .....all you need

You also need food, air, and a haircut every now and then

Taboo # 7 wrote:

hibster wrote: lol!

but surely the correct answer is

love is..... .....all you need

You also need food, air, and a haircut every now and then

and a wash would help.....

Remeber to take a leak before you go anywhere, because you never know when you'll get another chance to :D

..........a joint bank account.

Ahh the voice of reason!

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Ahh the voice of reason!

Almost certainly the first time wino's had that acusation levelled at her.

Love is your other half knowing YOUR pin number

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Ahh the voice of reason!

Almost certainly the first time wino's had that acusation levelled at her.

Love is your other half knowing YOUR pin number

Tut. I do have a serious sensible mode now and then. I am known to be reasonable, except when it comes to giving out my pin number! No one can love someone THAT much surely!

mil wrote: "The greatest thing and theres nothing else to live for..."

I'm relying on The Other Two for this description - I don't know myself. But I hope that's what it's like.

It is,** young innocent Mil.

**But take heed of Smurfy's warning:

Smurfy wrote: Share .... nah - same sad stories of woe (well men being wankers anyway). No offence I'm sure there are some strong proper men around??? :)

J.A.K wrote: A proper headwrecker for the women.

but not for us blokes hey lads.

No, not for us blokes.

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Ahh the voice of reason!

Almost certainly the first time wino's had that acusation levelled at her.

Love is your other half knowing YOUR pin number

and having sole use of the ATM card....

Shed Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Ahh the voice of reason!

Almost certainly the first time wino's had that acusation levelled at her.

Love is your other half knowing YOUR pin number

and having sole use of the ATM card....

lol.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return" Nature Boy, Nat King Cole, 1948 [Reappeared in Untamed Heart in 1993 (Christian Slater) And again in Baz's Moulin Rouge.]

cant belive no one has mentioned this...

I reckon he never knobbed her

very, very hard to find. love, that is. not lust.

but when you do...it's wonderful.

Barney Army wrote: cant belive no one has mentioned this...

I reckon he never knobbed her

These cartoons made me puke, not least because they appeared in the Daily Mail, the worst newspaper in Britain. Complete sanctimonious, hypocritical, scare-mongering, fascists. That aside, the cartoons were toe-curlingly, throat-cuttingly sentimental...thanks for reminding us, man!

As for knobbing her, he didn't actually have one, did he?

And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

BTW, Love is...the best mid-1960s San Francisco band...ever

... a catastrophe

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

Joe!!!!!!!!

hugh mcphail wrote: BTW, Love is...the best mid-1960s San Francisco band...ever

Change that to Los Angeles and I'll agree with ya.

Love was bought out by Donald Trump in a hostile takeover in 1987, thus it should now legally be referred to as "Trump Love Inc.", and any and all representations of such emotion should bear the Donald's seal of approval

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

ryan o'neal would be wotsisname.

damn, i hate that film. so why is it i still cry at the end every time i see it on TNT or some other cable channel?

AgentWood wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

ryan o'neal would be wotsisname.

damn, i hate that film. so why is it i still cry at the end every time i see it on TNT or some other cable channel?

I'm surprised it took about three pages before someone quoted that damn movie.

Pat McCrotch wrote: Trevor, what are YOU doing up so early on a Saturday?

Work...

But that means money and Trevor likes money a lot especially when he has to give it all to the college he's attending the car dealership where he got his automobile and to sustain the dangerous addiction to caffine products that keeps him alive

AgentWood wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

ryan o'neal would be wotsisname.

damn, i hate that film. so why is it i still cry at the end every time i see it on TNT or some other cable channel?

Do you cry at the end of The Way We Were, another movie about love? Apparently, the DVD version with the omitted scenes is better than what is played on TNT.

Shed Peel wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

ryan o'neal would be wotsisname.

damn, i hate that film. so why is it i still cry at the end every time i see it on TNT or some other cable channel?

Do you cry at the end of The Way We Were, another movie about love? Apparently, the DVD version with the omitted scenes is better than what is played on TNT.

i've never seen it. i hate babs with a passion.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: BTW, Love is...the best mid-1960s San Francisco band...ever

Change that to Los Angeles and I'll agree with ya.

Damn, I knew that. But it was pretty late here and I'd had a few drinks!.

Saw Arthurlee and his new chums three times here in the UK a few years back, first time just before the FC tour and then two of the FC gigs including one with the string and horn ensemble. Absolutely magnificent.

AgentWood wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

hugh mcphail wrote: And another thing...

Love Story with Ali McGraw and wotsisname got it wrong. "Love is never having to say you're sorry" ain't right - love is saying sorry even when it wasn't your fault.

ryan o'neal would be wotsisname.

damn, i hate that film. so why is it i still cry at the end every time i see it on TNT or some other cable channel?

Do you cry at the end of The Way We Were, another movie about love? Apparently, the DVD version with the omitted scenes is better than what is played on TNT.

i've never seen it. i hate babs with a passion.

but it has Robert Redford?!?!?

Back to the topic. Love is soooo.... needed

Unrequited love...overrated

Been there one too many times to see any "dignity" in it

Love is a warm gun.

...a stab in the heart when he breaks up with you completely out the blue for the stupidest reasons. :(

sorry to put the damper on all those optimists out there, I just couldn't sleep after I woke up at 6 am...it's too lonely over here..

Scattermcbrain wrote: ...a stab in the heart when he breaks up with you completely out the blue for the stupidest reasons. :(

sorry to put the damper on all those optimists out there, I just couldn't sleep after I woke up at 6 am...it's too lonely over here..

Sorry to hear about that, breakups are the worst. Even though I've never been in a proper "relationship" per se, I have had breakups occur when things just go bad. Not fun

I did something really stupid that pissed off the girl I love recently, she hasn't spoken to me for about a month and we work together so... I'm definitely not in the camp of "optimists" you refer to

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: ...a stab in the heart when he breaks up with you completely out the blue for the stupidest reasons. :(

sorry to put the damper on all those optimists out there, I just couldn't sleep after I woke up at 6 am...it's too lonely over here..

Sorry to hear about that, breakups are the worst. Even though I've never been in a proper "relationship" per se, I have had breakups occur when things just go bad. Not fun

I did something really stupid that pissed off the girl I love recently, she hasn't spoken to me for about a month and we work together so... I'm definitely not in the camp of "optimists" you refer to

What'd you do?

Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

"a little comic strip about two naked 8-year-old who are married" -- homer simpson

Watchin' yer heart bleed out on the floor when you hear a song years after it's over...

i love my niece.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

Yeah, he doesn't have much else to occupy his time with, what with him waiting in his luxurious apartment for the young lady with whom he tried to have "relations" to return for her glove that she left in a hurry after throwing his shampanyov back in his face when he made advances towards her. :p

What a rogue scoundrel

.............. fresh bed sheets,and loads of squishy pillows! :)

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Or maybe what you'd really like is more cowbell?

Tonight on Dateline NBC, we track down the most elusive internet predator. He lives in a luxurious hotel room somewhere on the East Side, invites online friends over to "retreive" a glove that they supposedly left, then plies them with champagne and tries to grope them.

His name: The Continental, but his screen handle?

Comrade Shampanyov

Taboo # 7 wrote: Tonight on Dateline NBC, we track down the most elusive internet predator. He lives in a luxurious hotel room somewhere on the East Side, invites online friends over to "retreive" a glove that they supposedly left, then plies them with champagne and tries to grope them.

His name: The Continental, but his screen handle?

Comrade Shampanyov

that one definitely made me 'laugh out loud' hehehehe

[nudge nudge]

[His mission completed, Comrade tiptoes away]

And none too soon.... A guy could get a bad reputation around here.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: [nudge nudge]

[His mission completed, Comrade tiptoes away]

And none too soon.... A guy could get a bad reputation around here.

And just what mission is that...? besides, if you're looking for some kind of torrid love affair between me and either yourself or any other guy on here, then u're out of luck.

and for the typical male responses - no, I'm not therefore willing to hook up with a chick

Besides. I have to keep myself available until september anyway - I'll be going on an exchange to royal holloway, u of london for three months. perhaps, as my female friends suggest, I'll have loads of fun with the gentlemen over there

Yoof of today.

I've tried twice now with these two. I give up.

I need some shampanya.

Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

regardless . . .

what this desperately needs is definately MORE COWBELL!!!!!

JHC

I could do with a trivial prediction that the coffee I spill on myself will be very hot

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Maybe ScatterMac would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Takes all kinds. Some like "sexy" little lambs, some Gentlemen prefer Mary.

Is this thread still going on? Build a shed for it, that's my advice...

SHEDi xxx

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Maybe ScatterMac would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Takes all kinds. Some like "sexy" little lambs, some Gentlemen prefer Mary.

I don't think so....

Here, let me fix it then...

*fix fix fix*

*fix fix fix*

OK, here's the new version:

Maybe a generic young woman would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Add graphics, etc. etc.

There, now it’s still not about Scattermcbrain, only patently obvious this time.