Love Is .................................

Scattermcbrain wrote: ...a stab in the heart when he breaks up with you completely out the blue for the stupidest reasons. :(

sorry to put the damper on all those optimists out there, I just couldn't sleep after I woke up at 6 am...it's too lonely over here..

Sorry to hear about that, breakups are the worst. Even though I've never been in a proper "relationship" per se, I have had breakups occur when things just go bad. Not fun

I did something really stupid that pissed off the girl I love recently, she hasn't spoken to me for about a month and we work together so... I'm definitely not in the camp of "optimists" you refer to

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: ...a stab in the heart when he breaks up with you completely out the blue for the stupidest reasons. :(

sorry to put the damper on all those optimists out there, I just couldn't sleep after I woke up at 6 am...it's too lonely over here..

Sorry to hear about that, breakups are the worst. Even though I've never been in a proper "relationship" per se, I have had breakups occur when things just go bad. Not fun

I did something really stupid that pissed off the girl I love recently, she hasn't spoken to me for about a month and we work together so... I'm definitely not in the camp of "optimists" you refer to

What'd you do?

Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

"a little comic strip about two naked 8-year-old who are married" -- homer simpson

Watchin' yer heart bleed out on the floor when you hear a song years after it's over...

i love my niece.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

Yeah, he doesn't have much else to occupy his time with, what with him waiting in his luxurious apartment for the young lady with whom he tried to have "relations" to return for her glove that she left in a hurry after throwing his shampanyov back in his face when he made advances towards her. :p

What a rogue scoundrel

.............. fresh bed sheets,and loads of squishy pillows! :)

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Hmmm.... Victoria's stupid boyfriend just broke up with her, and Tabbsy's imaginary girlfriend just broke up with him...

Could this be a second chance at love for these two lonely hearts? [nudge nudge}

Signed, Comrade Cha.... ahhh, you know the drill. Or do you?

haha, I'm surprised you still remember that...

How could I forget the young lady... Did I say young lady? I meant the beautiful young lady (although admittedly somewhat lacking in the wool-production department) who, with love in her eyes, approached our young Tabbsy only to be rebuffed? 'twas that affair de coeur between a striking young Bolshevik and a simnple farm lad (or simply, a lad who hangs around down at the farm) that led to my name change, from bLuE oRdEr to Comrade Shampanyov.

Ahhh, please forgive the lad, miss, he was confused both by his devotion to his imaginary girlfriend and the general lack of baa-aa-ing on your part. Perhaps worth another effort, now that his imaginary girlfriend has broken up with him? If not, I believe you left your glove in my apartment last time, and I should like to return it to you... This evening, perhaps?

Or maybe what you'd really like is more cowbell?

Tonight on Dateline NBC, we track down the most elusive internet predator. He lives in a luxurious hotel room somewhere on the East Side, invites online friends over to "retreive" a glove that they supposedly left, then plies them with champagne and tries to grope them.

His name: The Continental, but his screen handle?

Comrade Shampanyov

Taboo # 7 wrote: Tonight on Dateline NBC, we track down the most elusive internet predator. He lives in a luxurious hotel room somewhere on the East Side, invites online friends over to "retreive" a glove that they supposedly left, then plies them with champagne and tries to grope them.

His name: The Continental, but his screen handle?

Comrade Shampanyov

that one definitely made me 'laugh out loud' hehehehe

[nudge nudge]

[His mission completed, Comrade tiptoes away]

And none too soon.... A guy could get a bad reputation around here.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: [nudge nudge]

[His mission completed, Comrade tiptoes away]

And none too soon.... A guy could get a bad reputation around here.

And just what mission is that...? besides, if you're looking for some kind of torrid love affair between me and either yourself or any other guy on here, then u're out of luck.

and for the typical male responses - no, I'm not therefore willing to hook up with a chick

Besides. I have to keep myself available until september anyway - I'll be going on an exchange to royal holloway, u of london for three months. perhaps, as my female friends suggest, I'll have loads of fun with the gentlemen over there

Yoof of today.

I've tried twice now with these two. I give up.

I need some shampanya.

Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

regardless . . .

what this desperately needs is definately MORE COWBELL!!!!!

JHC

I could do with a trivial prediction that the coffee I spill on myself will be very hot

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Maybe ScatterMac would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Takes all kinds. Some like "sexy" little lambs, some Gentlemen prefer Mary.

Is this thread still going on? Build a shed for it, that's my advice...

SHEDi xxx

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Scattermcbrain wrote: Aw, well, good tries though

but nevertheless, I don't think Tabbsy is all that interested in me anyhow :(

I'd send him back to the bullpen, but somehow, I think he'd prefer the sheep pen.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Humbug! :p

Maybe ScatterMac would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Takes all kinds. Some like "sexy" little lambs, some Gentlemen prefer Mary.

I don't think so....

Here, let me fix it then...

*fix fix fix*

*fix fix fix*

OK, here's the new version:

Maybe a generic young woman would have better luck with you if she wore this "sexy" lamb costume?

Add graphics, etc. etc.

There, now it’s still not about Scattermcbrain, only patently obvious this time.