Barney´s Angels

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: That's just filth, still I wouldn't mind running my protractor over that. Hot theta!!!

Well, get a load of these little bisectors. Helloo cutie!

Man that's just sick there's Cuntin kids come on this site mate and you post that sort of twisted filth.

I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

(in 4 years that's the dodgiest gag I ever made here)

Steve Campbell wrote: I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

if you ever want to clear a room very quickly, that's the way to do it! ;)

I should bear that in mind

AgentWood wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

if you ever want to clear a room very quickly, that's the way to do it! ;)

i ususally find "would anyone like to see the birthmark on the uderside of my scrotum" the best.

I suppose I shoulda made an effort to get COT in there as well. I just wanted some value out of Add Maths and A Level maths.

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic..... I can't work out if he might need to clear a room to get you all to himself, or whether he feels the need to have some method of getting rid of YOU up his sleeve.

To quote the scriptures..."I think our minds must be TOo highly trained Majikthise"

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic..... I can't work out if he might need to clear a room to get you all to himself, or whether he feels the need to have some method of getting rid of YOU up his sleeve.

not sayin'.

This place has rooms?

Mari wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

I know (as long as you don't mind some armpit hair )

Looks like he needed some anusol actually!

Wino wrote:

Mari wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

I know (as long as you don't mind some armpit hair )

Looks like he needed some anusol actually!

Hmmm, thought you'd turn up right at the end!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Oh right, thought Liam had just mispelt Angle?!

Hey, this one's got a nice Vertex. Phwoar!

Al, I sent you that link in CONFIDENCE

So much for trying to pretend BA's are respectable ladies then. hi wino.

Haven't you a game of chavball to go to bonz? How come Arseanal are representing your (and in the wider sense our) nation, I thought Man U were a better team, So ppl keep saying :D

would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

Not unicorns, maybe not beautifull or nor clever… but HERE ! (even if it's not as long as you've been there)

I'm a New Order fan beside all and that's why I joined the forum… with my bad english and temper…

so Barney Angel I am 'cause it's fun… and you should know about what it's meaning having fun…

YES YOU DO !

and if you don't just listen and LEARN

Blimey, wished I 'd stayed loading now................

dishwasher. Excitement is everything.

Barneys Angels caused another row then. Hey hum.

I still say I'm the one with the cigarette Steve......

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

Not unicorns, maybe not beautifull or nor clever… but HERE ! (even if it's not as long as you've been there)

I'm a New Order fan beside all and that's why I joined the forum… with my bad english and temper…

so Barney Angel I am 'cause it's fun… and you should know about what it's meaning having fun…

YES YOU DO !

and if you don't just listen and LEARN

Right Angel. We're having some drinks in Paris tomorrow!

waiting for you call tomorrow… then

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

Steve Campbell wrote: So much for trying to pretend BA's are respectable ladies then. hi wino.

Haven't you a game of chavball to go to bonz? How come Arseanal are representing your (and in the wider sense our) nation, I thought Man U were a better team, So ppl keep saying :D

I'm waiting for everyone to get home. All gone out tonight without me.:( Ahhh, they have all just returned home.

Right. Paris is defo now calling.:D

Open goal indeed! I'm saying nothing my friend!

Silence speaks volumes!

Cept tomorra mind!

karine wrote: waiting for you call tomorrow… then

Putting your number in my phone now.:)

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

Well and the odd glipe like me who makes an eejot of himself trying to rebalance things by crawling out to the far end of the opposite side of the scale.

Nature abhors an inblance.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Mind you the side projects reunited back under the New Order banner..Will NOOL?

Nope, never. There's an incredible naïveté round these here parts that, just cos we all like New Order, we therefore have to get on.

Bollocks.

We're all of different ages, hues, backgrounds, upbringings, races, nationalities, etc, etc. It's bordering on the insane to suggest we should all get along and play nicely just cos we like the same muzak.

That would be just darned silly!

Not to mention bland..

I was arseing about there,and not rallying for unity as you probably DO realise I'd say..You do know that don't yer? Course we're all different,some TOO different to relate to for me,but ye,still interesting at times.Tollerance at other times is also employed.They have to tollerate me too,so its fair dooze! Failing that,I'll just rip the piss

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

mil wrote: Sign up list for membership to Steves Quiet Life:

Sounds rather innocent an' all. ;)

Errrrrrrrr..........

I was just trying to keep out of the argument and get the thread back on track... back to the quiet life so to speak.

Stay away - I'm JAILBAIT, me!

You tell em petal

Boatraceface wrote: You tell em petal

Well I dont want anyone getting the wrong idea! You gotts be careful these days...

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

I think you'll find that most people on here think of you as absolutely definitely none of the above.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

I think you'll find that most people on here think of you as absolutely definitely none of the above.

a gentleman, as always. speaking for the masses.

I still think yer SMG, doesn't mater how many pics of the real you i see.

SMG?

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my (cough)hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic.....

it overheats & stops working properly?