McCartney And Mills To Separate

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4989240.stm

Sources say she's hopping mad...

with joy? oh i see one leg. that's not nice.

There's a shock!

Bet she fleeces him.

Think his true love will always be Linda.

was rumoured he's been getting his leg over elsewhere :D

Barnette wrote: Think his true love will always be Linda.

He got married too soon after Linda...

A very expensive rebound!

she's fed up of veggi burgers for tea every day.reminds her of linda

bansheeman wrote: was rumoured he's been getting his leg over elsewhere :D

I read that, if they divorce, she gets £200 million.

if it goes thru the divorce courts, she won't have a leg to stand on.

and at least Macca can get back to havin a spliff for brekky without his missus clockin him.

They are not splitting up...why only the other day Paul was out buying Heather a plane for her birthday,the lucky lass.....she still uses a razor for the other leg mind!

Barnette wrote: Think his true love will always be Linda.

Methinks you are indeed correct.

He should have gotten a decent prenuptial agreement. Ah, well, maybe he will learn now...

He'll regret the day he ever went down on one knee (As her friends probably don't call her.)

If he can prove she's been putting it about she's stumped.

She is now founding patron of UK charity Adopt A Minefield

fuck that!

she loves animals,when she goes to their dessert island retreat she often has a parrot on her shoulder

This is serious, they'll have to go to court to determine whether they get joint custody...and knee custody...and thigh custody

bansheeman wrote: she loves animals,when she goes to their dessert island retreat she often has a parrot on her shoulder

Something wrong with having a parrot on your shoulder? :mad4:

I read that, if they divorce, she gets £200 million.

I'll marry him for a 2oo million pay off!!!

Get to the back of the queue!

So you're saying it's going to cost Macca an arm and a leg?

Hope they don't divorce.

It'll be the end of my favourite joke...

What's got three legs and lives on a farm ?

The McCartneys

Dave Legge wrote: Hope they don't divorce.

It'll be the end of my favourite joke...

What's got three legs and lives on a farm ?

The McCartneys

Lend Heather your surname Dave!

The divorce proceedings promise to be an emotional minefield

Too much?

Boatraceface wrote:

Lend Heather your surname Dave!

I'm a greedy bastard. I need all three of my legs.

Say it ain't so...:(

You've all gone and split my sides with the amount of pegleg humor in this thread.

i won't mention then, that perhaps she should get together with rolf harris. (he has a spare leg)

You never give me your money, you only give me your wooden leg...

:p

a south african loses a leg in gold mine accident.he said " o no who would want a one legged gold digger? "." ME " said paul mcCcartney

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

Personally, I think it's prosthetic

Al Jarvis wrote:

And when you've done, you can just pop her back in the umbrella stand.

Arf!

so heather should get 200 million.i'd love to be in her shoe !!

Funny as fook that

No pre-nup? He hasn't got a leg to stand on either!

May be going out on a limb here but is this the funniest NOOL thread ever?

£200 mill? Is that the highest trick ever turned?

So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

oldmonkey wrote: So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

Dunno Tim

summat to do with his wife always falling over?

Your all out of order. There's a young baby to think about in all this.

The father's done one and the mother's half legless.

What a lousy start in life.

Edit: Typical scousers though, eh?

Barney Army wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

Dunno Tim

summat to do with his wife always falling over?

Nah, or at least only loosely.

1. McCartney shat on us with We All Stand Together.
2. New Order farted in our general direction with We All Stand.
3. McCartney, New Order and The Fall have all had wives in the band.
4. McCartney called his second band Wings. The Fall had a track called Wings.
5. New Order and Mark E.Smith have frequently been legless on stage. Paul McCartney's soon to be ex-wife is legless even when not on stage.

here's a few more, condensed into one post so I don't become the next Ronald Kirsch

Apparently he's going to have to stump up a fair amount in this case.Sure, it's everyone else's fault. That argument doesn't have a leg to stand on.I bet she thought she was so great when she first got her foot in the door.That's her footloose now - she's so upset, she's off out to get leglessBut still - you’ve got to admire her courage for putting her best foot forward - I just hope the legal costs dont cost her an arm and a leg..Anyway it's a bit harsh to make jokes about her. I bet she's crippled by the break up.One final item to come out of all this - apparantly he bought her a platinum jointed diamond encrusted bionic false leg for christmasit wasn't her main present.... just a stocking filler

She's asked for £200 million for only 4 years marriage...Poor old purple haired Macca has had enough and said she can hop it!