McCartney And Mills To Separate

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4989240.stm

Sources say she's hopping mad...

with joy? oh i see one leg. that's not nice.

There's a shock!

Bet she fleeces him.

Think his true love will always be Linda.

was rumoured he's been getting his leg over elsewhere :D

Barnette wrote: Think his true love will always be Linda.

He got married too soon after Linda...

A very expensive rebound!

she's fed up of veggi burgers for tea every day.reminds her of linda

bansheeman wrote: was rumoured he's been getting his leg over elsewhere :D

I read that, if they divorce, she gets £200 million.

if it goes thru the divorce courts, she won't have a leg to stand on.

and at least Macca can get back to havin a spliff for brekky without his missus clockin him.

They are not splitting up...why only the other day Paul was out buying Heather a plane for her birthday,the lucky lass.....she still uses a razor for the other leg mind!

Barnette wrote: Think his true love will always be Linda.

Methinks you are indeed correct.

He should have gotten a decent prenuptial agreement. Ah, well, maybe he will learn now...

He'll regret the day he ever went down on one knee (As her friends probably don't call her.)

If he can prove she's been putting it about she's stumped.

She is now founding patron of UK charity Adopt A Minefield

fuck that!

she loves animals,when she goes to their dessert island retreat she often has a parrot on her shoulder

This is serious, they'll have to go to court to determine whether they get joint custody...and knee custody...and thigh custody

bansheeman wrote: she loves animals,when she goes to their dessert island retreat she often has a parrot on her shoulder

Something wrong with having a parrot on your shoulder? :mad4:

I read that, if they divorce, she gets £200 million.

I'll marry him for a 2oo million pay off!!!

Get to the back of the queue!

So you're saying it's going to cost Macca an arm and a leg?

Hope they don't divorce.

It'll be the end of my favourite joke...

What's got three legs and lives on a farm ?

The McCartneys

Dave Legge wrote: Hope they don't divorce.

It'll be the end of my favourite joke...

What's got three legs and lives on a farm ?

The McCartneys

Lend Heather your surname Dave!

The divorce proceedings promise to be an emotional minefield

Too much?

Boatraceface wrote:

Lend Heather your surname Dave!

I'm a greedy bastard. I need all three of my legs.

Say it ain't so...:(

You've all gone and split my sides with the amount of pegleg humor in this thread.

i won't mention then, that perhaps she should get together with rolf harris. (he has a spare leg)

You never give me your money, you only give me your wooden leg...

:p

a south african loses a leg in gold mine accident.he said " o no who would want a one legged gold digger? "." ME " said paul mcCcartney

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

Personally, I think it's prosthetic