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18 May 2006, 03:54

Al Jarvis wrote:

And when you've done, you can just pop her back in the umbrella stand.

Arf!

19 May 2006, 01:32

so heather should get 200 million.i'd love to be in her shoe !!

19 May 2006, 01:41

:abovelol: Funny as fook that :rofl:

19 May 2006, 01:57

No pre-nup? He hasn't got a leg to stand on either!

19 May 2006, 02:15

Q: What have Heather Mills and Arsenal got in common?

A: All the money in the world won't buy them a second leg. :evil4:

19 May 2006, 02:37

May be going out on a limb here but is this the funniest NOOL thread ever?

19 May 2006, 02:38

£200 mill? Is that the highest trick ever turned?

19 May 2006, 02:40

So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

19 May 2006, 03:20

oldmonkey wrote: So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

Dunno Tim

summat to do with his wife always falling over?

19 May 2006, 03:36

Your all out of order. There's a young baby to think about in all this.

The father's done one and the mother's half legless.

What a lousy start in life.

Edit: Typical scousers though, eh?

:lol:

19 May 2006, 03:42

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Your all out of order. There's a young baby to think about in all this.

The father's done one and the mother's half legless.

What a lousy start in life.

AND WHAT ABOUT IAN IN ALL OF THIS?!

THEY ANNOUNCED THEIR SPLIT TWO DAYS BEFORE THE 26TH ANNIVERSARY OF HIS DEATH!

HAVE THEY NO SHAME?!

etc.

:angry:

19 May 2006, 03:57

Barney Army wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: So what do Paul McCartney, New Order and The Fall have in common?

Dunno Tim

summat to do with his wife always falling over?

Nah, or at least only loosely.

McCartney shat on us with We All Stand Together.
New Order farted in our general direction with We All Stand.
McCartney, New Order and The Fall have all had wives in the band.
McCartney called his second band Wings. The Fall had a track called Wings.
New Order and Mark E.Smith have frequently been legless on stage. Paul McCartney's soon to be ex-wife is legless even when not on stage.

19 May 2006, 04:11

here's a few more, condensed into one post so I don't become the next Ronald Kirsch :evil4:

Apparently he's going to have to stump up a fair amount in this case.Sure, it's everyone else's fault. That argument doesn't have a leg to stand on.I bet she thought she was so great when she first got her foot in the door.That's her footloose now - she's so upset, she's off out to get leglessBut still - you’ve got to admire her courage for putting her best foot forward - I just hope the legal costs dont cost her an arm and a leg..Anyway it's a bit harsh to make jokes about her. I bet she's crippled by the break up.One final item to come out of all this - apparantly he bought her a platinum jointed diamond encrusted bionic false leg for christmasit wasn't her main present.... just a stocking filler

19 May 2006, 04:17

She's asked for £200 million for only 4 years marriage...Poor old purple haired Macca has had enough and said she can hop it!