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I managed 10 minutes............
So far, there's the usual dumb blonde from Essex.....except she's not (blonde); Lee Evans meets Jim Carey, or Suggs on Drugs whichever you prefer.......a guy who resembles Prince William who has in fact got blue blood, a gay Muslim and a girl from Nottingham............
I've said goodbye to my Husband and Kids and they promised me they would bring me a present back upon their return.......
Until then, I am indeed a BB Widow.
Me, the cat and a keyboard. 
They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Have you seen that bloke who does the Little Brother? He was on Jonathon Ross at the weekend - something of a live wire.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Two different people or a combination of the two? 
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote:
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Two different people or a combination of the two?
SHEDi xxx
AAAHHHH - I'm telling of you!
I just got a text message saying that there's a Chinese version of Jem on BB.
Turned the telly on and there's this chinese girl with dark hair drinking wine on the telly.
So there you go.
Turned it off now - it was damaging my aura.
EDIT: The tranny is someone else. Leather-skinned bloke with fake jugs and massive lips.
I'm going on next year. That woman who says she doesnt want to make friends has nothing on me.
Uncle Liam wrote: I'm going on next year. That woman who says she doesnt want to make friends has nothing on me.
Ohhh, dont know about that. Yeah, go on Liam. It might be a little bit more entertaining.............for sure.
I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
monty wrote: I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
Lucky escape!!Jade Goody would have fucked up any prior liking for kebabs you had!!And for what?
monty wrote: I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
as soon as the programme started last night i laughed about the thought of you being in there.i still wish i could get my hands on that audition film 
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Have you made a Will Col?
Oh and tell your friend to pick his window!
:mad4:
Fookin' freakscene, innit? That Shahbaz needs a baseball bat round the lughole, and none of them will be welcome at at my gaff!
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
Well, that's the latest rumour on the Digital Spy forum anyway. There's also confirmation that Lea (the plastic surgery disaster) is a hardcore porn star with links to screencaps of her latest DVD. Didn't click because I'm at work and it would only have put me off my lunch anyway.
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
and give it a slap if it burns yer dinner
That Shabaz is semi-legendary on the Glasgow clubscene. He's been running about making a tit of himself for years. I remmber being out at The Arches for my mate Dunacn's birthday a few years back when Shabaz, dressed as Marilyn Monroe, sang Happy Birthday Mr President while straddling the poor bloke. Funny as fuck.
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
and give it a slap if it burns yer dinner
will it get split piss if goes for a piss straight after sex 
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
oldmonkey wrote:
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
I would not like to be "sexually terrorised" by that fella. Built like a brick shithouse.
oldmonkey wrote:
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
Bollocks. Just found out the cnut's from Hertfordshi*e
Still, only one thing to do with that lot: fcuk 'em!
Er, whether they used to be a man, or not. 
If I'd got in the house this year,I'd have had to sleep with one eye open.. Or a copy of the Manchester Evening News up my arse...to stop a friend dropping in!!
Julie wrote: I really like Pete, want him to win.
That Shahbaz bloke is mad, well entertaining though
that fairy wants slappin.
the worst is that bad manc oily chippy bird. what a horrible voice. wants dousing in chip fat.
J.A.K wrote:
Julie wrote: I really like Pete, want him to win.
That Shahbaz bloke is mad, well entertaining though
that fairy wants slappin.
the worst is that bad manc oily chippy bird. what a horrible voice. wants dousing in chip fat.
I reckon someone will give him a slap sooner or later. Dunno who the bad manc oily chippy bird is though, but then again I was a bit on the drunk side when I was watching it. I'll have to look out for her next time
Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!
oldmonkey wrote: Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!
Don't think i've heard her speak. I think the young lad in the red shorts should go, don't know his name but he's dull.
oldmonkey wrote: Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!
Did you hear her on the opening night!
Pete - What's your name?
Bonnie (using 'street' voice) - Bonnah
Pete looks at her strangely
Bonnie (using 'street' voice) - Bonnah!
Pete - Eh? Bonner?
Bonnie (in completely normal voice) - No, Bonnie...
Couldn't help but think of the Kevin and Perry sketch where Perry comes back from visiting Manchester and has turned into Liam Gallagher, until he speaks to Kevin's mum - "Hello Mrs Patterson, thankyou Mrs Patterson".
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It's going off Royal in the house. I've just caught it. This now means i'll end up watching it all the time. Only 4 days in, i bet somebody gets battered before the end of the programme
Damn BB.
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: It's going off Royal in the house. I've just caught it. This now means i'll end up watching it all the time. Only 4 days in, i bet somebody gets battered before the end of the programme
Damn BB.
Fcuk me, tuned in for last 15mins and it's kicked off already, very nicely. Thought that Shabhaz would prove to be a hit but he's a complete and utter tw&t. Quite right that Dawn pointed out the only person who seems to have an issue with him being, in his own words, (1) a 'paki' and (2) a 'poof' appears to be Shabhaz himself.
And was he really HIDING the houses's entire stock of food at the end. Cnutastic.
Al Jarvis wrote:
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: It's going off Royal in the house. I've just caught it. This now means i'll end up watching it all the time. Only 4 days in, i bet somebody gets battered before the end of the programme
Damn BB.
Fcuk me, tuned in for last 15mins and it's kicked off already, very nicely. Thought that Shabhaz would prove to be a hit but he's a complete and utter tw&t. Quite right that Dawn pointed out the only person who seems to have an issue with him being, in his own words, (1) a 'paki' and (2) a 'poof' appears to be Shabhaz himself.
And was he really HIDING the houses's entire stock of food at the end. Cnutastic.
The best thing about it is he's not even Pakistani, he's Indian!!! Not quite the same impact without the aliteration.
Anyway, am I the only one out there with a sneaky fancy for the potty-mouthed Manc? She looks proper dirty
bet you didn't know The Krankies had their own website!
There's bollocks on their forum as well
GlasVegas wrote: The best thing about it is he's not even Pakistani, he's Indian!!! Not quite the same impact without the aliteration.
Doesn't matter whether he's Indian, Pakistani or gay!
I reckon it's the fact he's SCOTTISH that he's finding most difficult to come to terms with! 
Al Jarvis wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: The best thing about it is he's not even Pakistani, he's Indian!!! Not quite the same impact without the aliteration.
Doesn't matter whether he's Indian, Pakistani or gay!
I reckon it's the fact he's SCOTTISH that he's finding most difficult to come to terms with!
he's like a four year old kid. can't believe that people like "it" exist.
Mikey the Mute needs to talk or he's gone.
chinese chip fat girl is the second worst. What a moaning manc twat she is. Mint!! she fuckin needs one with that smelly gob.
I thought I'd like Shabaz... but after 24hrs...
Richard is pretty cool, and Caesar (not how you spell it) isn't turning out to be as bad as thought!
Call me a cynic, but I wonder if Sezar's gameplan is to spent his entire time in the house half-naked?
Give me an AK47 and a few rounds, and a purge could be easily arranged. First against the wall? Shahbaz, then gobby cow, then the blow-up doll, then Grace the smug. the rest would all be sent to Australia.
oldmonkey wrote: Call me a cynic, but I wonder if Sezar's gameplan is to spent his entire time in the house half-naked?
Give me an AK47 and a few rounds, and a purge could be easily arranged. First against the wall? Shahbaz, then gobby cow, then the blow-up doll, then Grace the smug. the rest would all be sent to Australia.
Good idea for a task! Maybe you should phone the producers!
SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
According to the C4 website. Who'd have thought it eh?
GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
According to the C4 website. Who gives a fuck?
Not me
GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
According to the C4 website. Who'd have thought it eh?
The emphasis seems to be that he was removed from the house, rather than leaving of his own accord.
Not surprised - watched some of the live feed this morning and he appears to be a complete nutcase.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
According to the C4 website. Who gives a fuck?
Me. I was very taken by him. I've never had an exotic type before. Those dark, brooding eyes.....God I hate living this sham of a life....
Let it out big man! You're among friends here.
Think I'm gonna have to force myself to watch 5 mins of it, they all seem to be deeply objectionable cunts judging from what's been said here.
Must say, between Col's constant confessions, Fradley's obsession with my nob, and BRF having a cult following....I'm startin to wonder about this place never mind the BB house.
only just started looking at big bro towards end of tonight's show really.watched mainly to see this bird with the fit ass
o.k. i now think its???
Age of Consent blasting out from the other room where the missus is watching this shite..Advert break,advertising a future program.Did'nt catch what program they were pushing
Christ what a bunch of wet lettuces they've got in this time.They've only been in over a week,and everyone wants to leave.
