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I managed 10 minutes............
So far, there's the usual dumb blonde from Essex.....except she's not (blonde); Lee Evans meets Jim Carey, or Suggs on Drugs whichever you prefer.......a guy who resembles Prince William who has in fact got blue blood, a gay Muslim and a girl from Nottingham............
I've said goodbye to my Husband and Kids and they promised me they would bring me a present back upon their return.......
Until then, I am indeed a BB Widow.
Me, the cat and a keyboard. 
They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Have you seen that bloke who does the Little Brother? He was on Jonathon Ross at the weekend - something of a live wire.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Two different people or a combination of the two? 
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote:
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Two different people or a combination of the two?
SHEDi xxx
AAAHHHH - I'm telling of you!
I just got a text message saying that there's a Chinese version of Jem on BB.
Turned the telly on and there's this chinese girl with dark hair drinking wine on the telly.
So there you go.
Turned it off now - it was damaging my aura.
EDIT: The tranny is someone else. Leather-skinned bloke with fake jugs and massive lips.
I'm going on next year. That woman who says she doesnt want to make friends has nothing on me.
Uncle Liam wrote: I'm going on next year. That woman who says she doesnt want to make friends has nothing on me.
Ohhh, dont know about that. Yeah, go on Liam. It might be a little bit more entertaining.............for sure.
I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
monty wrote: I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
Lucky escape!!Jade Goody would have fucked up any prior liking for kebabs you had!!And for what?
monty wrote: I auditioned for Big Brother 3.Nearly got a glimpse of Jade's KEBAB,just fell short with an embarrassing audition tape!
as soon as the programme started last night i laughed about the thought of you being in there.i still wish i could get my hands on that audition film 
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: They've got a Chinese version of Missy Jem and a transvestite.
Have you made a Will Col?
Oh and tell your friend to pick his window!
:mad4:
Fookin' freakscene, innit? That Shahbaz needs a baseball bat round the lughole, and none of them will be welcome at at my gaff!
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
Well, that's the latest rumour on the Digital Spy forum anyway. There's also confirmation that Lea (the plastic surgery disaster) is a hardcore porn star with links to screencaps of her latest DVD. Didn't click because I'm at work and it would only have put me off my lunch anyway.
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
and give it a slap if it burns yer dinner
That Shabaz is semi-legendary on the Glasgow clubscene. He's been running about making a tit of himself for years. I remmber being out at The Arches for my mate Dunacn's birthday a few years back when Shabaz, dressed as Marilyn Monroe, sang Happy Birthday Mr President while straddling the poor bloke. Funny as fuck.
Barney Army wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Sooperb. You can talk to it about the footie afterwards.
and give it a slap if it burns yer dinner
will it get split piss if goes for a piss straight after sex 
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
oldmonkey wrote:
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
I would not like to be "sexually terrorised" by that fella. Built like a brick shithouse.
oldmonkey wrote:
Old Blue wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: The arse on that last bird who went in!
Used to be a man.
I'd heard the rumour, but thought that it was the Canadian "sexual terrorist" who used to be a man!
Bollocks. Just found out the cnut's from Hertfordshi*e
Still, only one thing to do with that lot: fcuk 'em!
Er, whether they used to be a man, or not. 
If I'd got in the house this year,I'd have had to sleep with one eye open.. Or a copy of the Manchester Evening News up my arse...to stop a friend dropping in!!
Julie wrote: I really like Pete, want him to win.
That Shahbaz bloke is mad, well entertaining though
that fairy wants slappin.
the worst is that bad manc oily chippy bird. what a horrible voice. wants dousing in chip fat.
J.A.K wrote:
Julie wrote: I really like Pete, want him to win.
That Shahbaz bloke is mad, well entertaining though
that fairy wants slappin.
the worst is that bad manc oily chippy bird. what a horrible voice. wants dousing in chip fat.
I reckon someone will give him a slap sooner or later. Dunno who the bad manc oily chippy bird is though, but then again I was a bit on the drunk side when I was watching it. I'll have to look out for her next time
