Big Brother

Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!

oldmonkey wrote: Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!

Don't think i've heard her speak. I think the young lad in the red shorts should go, don't know his name but he's dull.

oldmonkey wrote: Who's out this week? My money's on Bonna, the only bird in the world who can't either pronounce or remember her own fookin' name!

Did you hear her on the opening night!

Pete - What's your name?

Bonnie (using 'street' voice) - Bonnah

Pete looks at her strangely

Bonnie (using 'street' voice) - Bonnah!

Pete - Eh? Bonner?

Bonnie (in completely normal voice) - No, Bonnie...

Couldn't help but think of the Kevin and Perry sketch where Perry comes back from visiting Manchester and has turned into Liam Gallagher, until he speaks to Kevin's mum - "Hello Mrs Patterson, thankyou Mrs Patterson".

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It's going off Royal in the house. I've just caught it. This now means i'll end up watching it all the time. Only 4 days in, i bet somebody gets battered before the end of the programme

Damn BB.

He is unbelievably annoying. I predict someone will chin him before the end of the week.

If he hid my food,I'd kick him from here to next week! The dick.

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: It's going off Royal in the house. I've just caught it. This now means i'll end up watching it all the time. Only 4 days in, i bet somebody gets battered before the end of the programme

Damn BB.

Fcuk me, tuned in for last 15mins and it's kicked off already, very nicely. Thought that Shabhaz would prove to be a hit but he's a complete and utter tw&t. Quite right that Dawn pointed out the only person who seems to have an issue with him being, in his own words, (1) a 'paki' and (2) a 'poof' appears to be Shabhaz himself.

And was he really HIDING the houses's entire stock of food at the end. Cnutastic.

The best thing about it is he's not even Pakistani, he's Indian!!! Not quite the same impact without the aliteration.

Anyway, am I the only one out there with a sneaky fancy for the potty-mouthed Manc? She looks proper dirty

I thought she looked familiar......

bet you didn't know The Krankies had their own website! There's bollocks on their forum as well

Glad I'm not in the house, I would have been nicked for the murder of Shahbaz by now!

Al Jarvis wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: The best thing about it is he's not even Pakistani, he's Indian!!! Not quite the same impact without the aliteration.

Doesn't matter whether he's Indian, Pakistani or gay!

I reckon it's the fact he's SCOTTISH that he's finding most difficult to come to terms with!

he's like a four year old kid. can't believe that people like "it" exist.

Mikey the Mute needs to talk or he's gone.

chinese chip fat girl is the second worst. What a moaning manc twat she is. Mint!! she fuckin needs one with that smelly gob.

I thought I'd like Shabaz... but after 24hrs...

Richard is pretty cool, and Caesar (not how you spell it) isn't turning out to be as bad as thought!

Pete and Lisa are also cool...

And Imogen is the babe of the house.

Call me a cynic, but I wonder if Sezar's gameplan is to spent his entire time in the house half-naked?

Give me an AK47 and a few rounds, and a purge could be easily arranged. First against the wall? Shahbaz, then gobby cow, then the blow-up doll, then Grace the smug. the rest would all be sent to Australia.

oldmonkey wrote: Call me a cynic, but I wonder if Sezar's gameplan is to spent his entire time in the house half-naked?

Give me an AK47 and a few rounds, and a purge could be easily arranged. First against the wall? Shahbaz, then gobby cow, then the blow-up doll, then Grace the smug. the rest would all be sent to Australia.

Good idea for a task! Maybe you should phone the producers!

SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

According to the C4 website. Who'd have thought it eh?

GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

According to the C4 website. Who gives a fuck?

Not me

GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

According to the C4 website. Who'd have thought it eh?

The emphasis seems to be that he was removed from the house, rather than leaving of his own accord.

Not surprised - watched some of the live feed this morning and he appears to be a complete nutcase.

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: SHABAZ HAS LEFT THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

According to the C4 website. Who gives a fuck?

Me. I was very taken by him. I've never had an exotic type before. Those dark, brooding eyes.....God I hate living this sham of a life....

Let it out big man! You're among friends here.

Think I'm gonna have to force myself to watch 5 mins of it, they all seem to be deeply objectionable cunts judging from what's been said here.

Must say, between Col's constant confessions, Fradley's obsession with my nob, and BRF having a cult following....I'm startin to wonder about this place never mind the BB house.

only just started looking at big bro towards end of tonight's show really.watched mainly to see this bird with the fit ass

o.k. i now think its???

Age of Consent blasting out from the other room where the missus is watching this shite..Advert break,advertising a future program.Did'nt catch what program they were pushing

Christ what a bunch of wet lettuces they've got in this time.They've only been in over a week,and everyone wants to leave.

posh lad George quit.

dropping like flies this year.

Out of the whole lot of them, I only actually like Pete. He's a sweetie

Sizar is out; THANK FUCK!

The look on his face was priceless!