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Does size matter?

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  • Yes 10 (45%)
  • No--motion of the ocean not the size of the waves 12 (55%)

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Not as shocked as me, look...

:eek:

Oh, i tried making the smilie huge. Never mind.

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no luck at making things grow, eh???

ooh...now I am being naughty...

and just downright mean...

I'm gonna go sit in the corner and....

just sit there....

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Well, what would you have me do in the corner?

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Knitting, embroidery, solitaire (the card game before you start being pervy again!)

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Pat McCrotch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: in the middle. not too small, but not too big. of course, he's got to have love technique.

does that mean knowing how to pop in a Barry White CD???

i've discovered that orbital actually does the trick!

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Size DOES matter, because if you have a ridiculous small one, you'll have serious self-confidence issue when it comes time to go naked in the locker room or in front of a woman!

Sure, they say "it's not the size, its what you do with it".. but when your tongue is longer than your unit.. better come to the conclusion that your tongue will do a better job :lol:

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Spotnick wrote: Size DOES matter, because if you have a ridiculous small one, you'll have serious self-confidence issue when it comes time to go naked in the locker room or in front of a woman!

Sure, they say "it's not the size, its what you do with it".. but when your tongue is longer than your unit.. better come to the conclusion that your tongue will do a better job :lol:

hahahhahahahhahahahhahaha i don't know why

but it's so much funnier coming from you i think i see you as loco parentis of these boards ;)

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This thread also raises the question, which do people prefer : Growers or Showers? ;)

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Guess this'd be a shower, then? :abovelol:

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Spotnick wrote: Size DOES matter, because if you have a ridiculous small one, you'll have serious self-confidence issue when it comes time to go naked in the locker room or in front of a woman!

Sure, they say "it's not the size, its what you do with it".. but when your tongue is longer than your unit.. better come to the conclusion that your tongue will do a better job :lol:

Speaking from experience there...big boy???

:laugh:

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Pat McCrotch wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Size DOES matter, because if you have a ridiculous small one, you'll have serious self-confidence issue when it comes time to go naked in the locker room or in front of a woman!

Sure, they say "it's not the size, its what you do with it".. but when your tongue is longer than your unit.. better come to the conclusion that your tongue will do a better job :lol:

Speaking from experience there...big boy???

:laugh:

I didn't see that one coming... :laugh:

Fortunatly not. ;)

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Spotnick wrote:

Pat McCrotch wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Size DOES matter, because if you have a ridiculous small one, you'll have serious self-confidence issue when it comes time to go naked in the locker room or in front of a woman!

Sure, they say "it's not the size, its what you do with it".. but when your tongue is longer than your unit.. better come to the conclusion that your tongue will do a better job :lol:

Speaking from experience there...big boy???

:laugh:

I didn't see that one coming... :laugh:

Fortunatly not. ;)

Nicos said coming...in a poll about our willies...

what a nasty boy!!!

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It's all about the foreplay. :ignore: :wink:

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