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I'm here ![]()
And I'm bored as well. Just get Cambo to chat on about some "bint" that usually makes me laugh ![]()
LOL....I must have heard yer cry mate. been watchin telly since my last posting ( History of footy, most interesting)...and for no reason, decided to switch screens and see what nool was doing LOL.
I'm too scared to be getting on like that with this particular "bint" in earshot, she's already got a revenge file 20 pages long on me.
Yeah i like it myself, very python. Mate used to have a team member in Worms called "sticklebint", (not to mention "stealthcripple" and "snagglecorpse", we spent longer naming worms stupidly than playing.) I could never keep a straight face when I said it.....twas a tactic you see to cause his oponents to have to play while giggling.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: MINT is on it's way out
"Pearl Jam : BINT!!!"
No! Bint is never gonna replace Mint ![]()
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: MINT is on it's way out
"Pearl Jam : BINT!!!"
but they're all blokes?
Personally I like "nosebeast" as a term of mighiness ( I just like it in general).
"Pearl jam: fuckin nosebeast mate"
State of Love and Trust wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: MINT is on it's way out
"Pearl Jam : BINT!!!"
No! Bint is never gonna replace Mint
Sorry, i didn't mean to upset you :p
Doctor? wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote: what the fuck
just keep smiling and back away
You've confused me you DAFT BINT
I'm not a bint ( /me checks trouser contents to be sure)
it's just that nosebeast is a good word for mighty things it's a good word in general, I've told you all this before and no one ever listens. Say nosebeast 5 times a day to feel better about life in general, particularly if you say it to the sorts of people who really don't expect, or know how to cope with, the word nosebeast turning up in a conversation.
It's like this....Anyone can make sense!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Jack's Mint I'm tatey bread Steve is an astonishingly nice guy who's underappreciated, and I'd marry him in a second but feel there must be someone in the world who's need for such a perfect specimen is greater than mine
Aw Jem, that's so sweet, thanks ![]()
(Tatey bread:NI, rhyming slang, work it out)
Doctor? wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Jack's Mint I'm tatey bread Steve is an astonishingly nice guy who's underappreciated, and I'd marry him in a second but feel there must be someone in the world who's need for such a perfect specimen is greater than mine
My name is Steve and i'm a tw*t.
*Me shouts for Moderator*
People really shouldn't be allowed to change quotes!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: It is turning into a shed thread I must agree
I'm back bitch!
You have 12 mins of my time and then i'm gone!
What?![]()
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't start you!
Ignore him Bonz, he's being rude today.
Why I never!?!?!?!
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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't start you!
Ignore him Bonz, he's being rude today.
Like everyday, the loser.
3 mins to go..............![]()
let's see...what could I do in 12 minutes...
well...I could...wait...that's not a good thing to say...
I guess I'll just sod off to work then...
wow...12 minutes until I have to be at work...weird...
Pat McCrotch wrote: it said 9:48 on my computer when I typed that...
guess I am posting in the future now!!!
Sorry that was directed at Bonz ![]()
Doctor? wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: MINT is on it's way out
"Pearl Jam : BINT!!!"
but they're all blokes?
Personally I like "nosebeast" as a term of mighiness ( I just like it in general).
"Pearl jam: fuckin nosebeast mate"
I've always liked the term 'Hippocrocodogapig' to describe women of questionable aesthetic quality... Or 'BOBFOC' (body off baywatch, face off crimewatch) for those who look half-decent from a distance but are actually nosebeasts close up...
SHEDi xxx
Talking about Bints -
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-bin1.htm
Cambo's favourite word seems to have gone by it's use by date. :D
I had an idea for a new theme restaurant a few days back, based on the "Hooters" business model (scantily clad women with ample bosoms serving as waitress/masturbatory fantasies) and triggered by a buddy of mine at work jokingly mentioning a certain variation on basic pornography...
Preggers: The First Restaurant with an All-Pregnant Wait Staff!
Think of it: pregnant women will serve you food and alcohol, clad in the distinctive Hooters tops and shorts (but expanded to accomodate their new girth). Then, they will sit at your table (to relieve the pressure on their ankles) and let you listen to the baby kick as you try one of our famous Hot Wing varieties! Who wouldn't want to eat there? ![]()
