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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't start you!

Ignore him Bonz, he's being rude today.

Why I never!?!?!?!

:eek:

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I bet you have!

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Don't start you!

Ignore him Bonz, he's being rude today.

Like everyday, the loser.

3 mins to go..............:crazy:

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let's see...what could I do in 12 minutes...

well...I could...wait...that's not a good thing to say...

I guess I'll just sod off to work then...

wow...12 minutes until I have to be at work...weird...

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No, 11 minutes, what timezone are you in, you skiver?

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it said 9:48 on my computer when I typed that...

guess I am posting in the future now!!!

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And then she was gone!!!!!!!!!!

Halo totally intact of course!

Have a good one Jem! :evil4:

:love2:

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Pat McCrotch wrote: it said 9:48 on my computer when I typed that...

guess I am posting in the future now!!!

Sorry that was directed at Bonz :laugh:

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Well it looks like Bonz is a clock watcher. I can say what i want now, cos she's gone.

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Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: MINT is on it's way out

"Pearl Jam : BINT!!!"

:laugh:

but they're all blokes?

Personally I like "nosebeast" as a term of mighiness ( I just like it in general).

"Pearl jam: fuckin nosebeast mate"

I've always liked the term 'Hippocrocodogapig' to describe women of questionable aesthetic quality... Or 'BOBFOC' (body off baywatch, face off crimewatch) for those who look half-decent from a distance but are actually nosebeasts close up...

SHEDi xxx

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I had an idea for a new theme restaurant a few days back, based on the "Hooters" business model (scantily clad women with ample bosoms serving as waitress/masturbatory fantasies) and triggered by a buddy of mine at work jokingly mentioning a certain variation on basic pornography...

Preggers: The First Restaurant with an All-Pregnant Wait Staff!

Think of it: pregnant women will serve you food and alcohol, clad in the distinctive Hooters tops and shorts (but expanded to accomodate their new girth). Then, they will sit at your table (to relieve the pressure on their ankles) and let you listen to the baby kick as you try one of our famous Hot Wing varieties! Who wouldn't want to eat there? :evil4:

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